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I guess sort of could work, I passed out w/ my dick in hand and my twin bro eventually walked in the room...I sure as fuck am not embarrassed, but I feel sorry he realized my shit was bigger than his
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:

I guess sort of could work, I passed out w/ my dick in hand and my twin bro eventually walked in the room...I sure as fuck am not embarrassed, but I feel sorry he realized my shit was bigger than his

You took a crap while you were passed out? 

 
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Emberassing maybe first time, but after a couple times------its like starting a trend lmaoooooooo
 
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Alot of women actually get turned on by this!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pingaloca:

This past year for the thanksgiving break i got caught by my father.  He just walked into my room ¨hey Eddie what do you want me to do with the left overs¨. I had my pants down to my ankles 2 porn magazines wide open and a pair of my ex wifes dirty panties in my face. Its fucking awkward moment. i never got caught when i was a kid  but i get caught now that im 34.


You live with your parents at 34 years of age?
 
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Your wife loves to watch me.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

Was it Danial Stern's brillo hair or Joe Pesci's gold tooth that was doing it for you?

 
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this is comedy! 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by callmetim:



You live with your parents at 34 years of age?
yeah, I guess youve never had your parents visit you for the holidays. just read between the lines guy.
 
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If you ever get caught in the the shower, just tell em its yours and you can wash it as fast as you want.

 
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Any of you guys whip it out like Charles Haley

Read it in Boys will Be Boys  by  Jeff Pearlman

www.kissingsuzykolber.upoxx.com.2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masterbate.html

 
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Quote Originally Posted by mojo822:

www.kissingsuzykolber.upoxx.com.2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masterbate.html

WTF THE LINK DOESN'T WORK

BUT THIS MOFO WAS ONE SICK PERSON

USE TO WHIP OUT  AND STROKE IT DURING TEAM MEETINGS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY

 
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Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:

I guess sort of could work, I passed out w/ my dick in hand and my twin bro eventually walked in the room...I sure as fuck am not embarrassed, but I feel sorry he realized my shit was bigger than his



And how would you know that?  You two have a sword fight?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:




And how would you know that?  You two have a sword fight?


No, we just compared stories and your Rottie had a lot more trouble finding his shit while mine was his big bone
 
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No, we just compared stories and your Rottie had a lot more trouble finding his shit while mine was his big bone


The Rottie is a female, genius.
 
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I just like to say,that its the most natural thing a guy can do.That would be pull his trigger,but its just bad for the libido,and growing into maturity,getting caught at a young age and keeping it from getting out,especially when its your female cousin thats down right bang on.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:



No, we just compared stories and your Rottie had a lot more trouble finding his shit while mine was his big bone


you can talk sex stories, but leave the animals out of it (have some respect) 
 
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https://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html
The first and greatest victory is to conquer self
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gambling-devil:

https://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html


there is one on every team
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

And I have never been caught.....and I've taken some pretty big chances.  I've even done it in my cube with someone in a cube right next to me. 

Hey, the truth is the truth. 





The closest I've ever came to that was in a bathroom at the library in college.  So, not even close....lol 
 
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This isn't a jerking off story but one time when I was much younger in my early 20's was dating a girl that lived with her grandmother. 

I was over there visiting one time.  I was wearing sweatpants with no underwear.  Well, the sweats had a little hole in the crotch that I didn't know about.  When I sat down on the couch ACROSS FROM THE GRANDMA my dick came poking out!!  Yikes!!


 
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Quote Originally Posted by UberDog:

This thread belongs is in the Archives.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:




And how would you know that?  You two have a sword fight?

they have 

Lightsaber fights.

glow in the dark. 
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