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I need Advice please!!!! I have a job opportunity.....

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but it requires me to be in a hospital for 5 days after i take this drug to help cure schizophrenia....i know, right??  But hey, it pays $1400  and i sure could use the cash!!  I have never done this but a poker buddy of mine told me its the easiest money he ever made.  He also told me that this would be his sixth time doing it!!!
 
I am seriously considering doing this, but a little worried if i might become crazy after i get out of the hospital.
 
Your thoughts are welcomed.....   
 
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Piss on your balls
 
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For starters: 

Are you schizophrenic?  

If so, I would see a psychiatrist and opt for conventional treatment, unless all other options have been exhausted.

If not, I don't think participating in a medication trial ( apparently to see what happens ) would be wise.

Perhaps I don't understand what your trying to do- it reads like you are considering participating in a medication trial ( to evaluate possible side effects ) of a medication possibly not FDA approved- maybe a safety trial to aid in getting approval.
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They may be giving you a sugar pill to see how it stacks up against the real medication. Something does not sound right here.
 
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Dsn150....
 
For starters.....NO! I am not schizophrenic.....just took the screening test on line and i am fine.
 
Yes, this is a medication trial (to evaluate possible side effects).
 
It's either this or getting paid to jack off in front of a camera for $500.....decisions...decisions....what to do....what to do.....mind you, this is all temporarily work till i find something full time.
 
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What is the criteria to be eligible?  I'm sure there has to be some type of screening involved.  Otherwise, everyone and his uncle will be signing up to be test subjects and getting "free" money.  Also, once you are chosen, I assume you have to sign a disclaimer not to sue if things go wrong in the "experiment."
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bigksolo74:

Dsn150....
 
For starters.....NO! I am not schizophrenic.....just took the screening test on line and i am fine.
 
Yes, this is a medication trial (to evaluate possible side effects).
 
It's either this or getting paid to jack off in front of a camera for $500.....decisions...decisions....what to do....what to do.....mind you, this is all temporarily work till i find something full time.

I would say this is a safer option- shouldn't take 5 days to make the $1400.  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by FatherFeelMeUp:

Piss on your balls

ABOUT TIME YOU WERE LOCKED UP.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bigksolo74:

Dsn150....
 
For starters.....NO! I am not schizophrenic.....just took the screening test on line and i am fine.
 
Yes, this is a medication trial (to evaluate possible side effects).
 
It's either this or getting paid to jack off in front of a camera for $500.....decisions...decisions....what to do....what to do.....mind you, this is all temporarily work till i find something full time.

NO BRAINER. GET PAID TO DO SOMETHING YOU ALREADY DO FOR FREE AND DONT HAVE TO POSSIBLY PUT PSYCH DRUGS IN YOUR BODY ? PLEASE SHARE WHERE I CAN MAKE 500 JERKING OFF ?
 
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Why don't you take the schzophrenic drugs and then jack off on camera. You can clear $1900 and kill 2 birds with one load......so to speak....
 
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if you have smoked in the last year you won't get the job.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by P-ROD:

Why don't you take the schzophrenic drugs and then jack off on camera. You can clear $1900 and kill 2 birds with one load......so to speak....

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

if you have smoked in the last year you won't get the job.....

 

i beg to differ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 
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I'd need to be schizo to jack off in front of a camera..........

Will this be shot from the waist down, and do you get a helping hand?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DrRays:


NO BRAINER. GET PAID TO DO SOMETHING YOU ALREADY DO FOR FREE AND DONT HAVE TO POSSIBLY PUT PSYCH DRUGS IN YOUR BODY ? PLEASE SHARE WHERE I CAN MAKE 500 JERKING OFF ?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

I'd need to be schizo to jack off in front of a camera..........

Will this be shot from the waist down, and do you get a helping hand?

Whadda ya mean? Like a reach-around....

 
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Quote Originally Posted by P-ROD:

Why don't you take the schzophrenic drugs and then jack off on camera. You can clear $1900 and kill 2 birds with one load......so to speak....

 

LOL

 
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if the $500 jerking job was full time, i would hand in my notice right now 
 
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Do it.


 
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$500 A TUG?

I COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE!
 
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What Prod said LMFAO!
 
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Just because you are in the trial it doesn't mean that you will get the actual drug. You may end up getting a sugar pill. In any drug trial a certain percentage of people are given a sugar pill to test for a placebo effect vs. the actual drug. You won't know, luck of the draw. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

if you have smoked in the last year you won't get the job.....

 

I was asked over the phone if i smoked and i lied and said no!!  But what does smoking have to do with medical testing??  Can someone please tell me??  WTF??  Its not like i smoke 2 packs a day.....only when i drink..

 
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This jacking off for $500-is that a union job????
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gold6185:

This jacking off for $500-is that a union job????

It's part of the "stimulus" package.

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