In Vegas/venetian rant

Staying at the Venetian got the suite comped with a shivvtty view of the parking lot got asked to upgrade for view of strip but idgaf. had the noodle Asian restaurant for dinner while I'm here. Ordered the combination fried rice always 5* when I have it. Went to the security to get my over 21 yr old wrist band so i don't get carded every time I sit at a table


Decided to play poker here is my rant
F poker man I put $30 on red and did what Vince did from entourage and doubled up. Said to myself I'm gonna atleast win a little poker. Smh I buy in the 1/2 for $60 and 3rd hand I get I hero call with ace high vs some fat lady who tried to bluff me on the button with 8x.... Now I got a 100 I got some coin to play reckless. To my right are two 21 yr old nits lost$55 to this one the first Arab 21 yr old when I had A5 vs his QJ flop is J A J turn is a 2 river is a 5. Smfh. Then I go all in with my last $40 8c6c against his friend sitting next to him who had J2suited diamonds flip comes 2cJhJc turn is 7club for my flush and I'm like O Ok then a 6 of spade comes on the river his buddy says FULLHouse I'm like fuck u guys tag teamed me with ur beginners luck smfh! Fucking Vegas lol -100

Moved and went to play mini baccarat opened the table with a buyin of $200 won the first 4 hands playing the $25min then my table filled up hot ass Korean girl sits next to me the her bf came down to play I played the trend and she had beginners luck and kept winning. Ran my 200 to 1000 and decided to take a pic for Instagram. The flash went off and the floor manager told me not do it. Left the table with a smile. On my way to my room I decided to cop a slurpee like fat Tuesdays drink but it was closed smh. So instead I pull out $20 and hit the craps table and put $20 on do not pass or w.e idk what I'm doing km just following the crowd. I double up and stay throw 20 on hard 8 and do not pass again I lose I go up to my room and enjoy the hi speed wifi and watch friends and the Simpsons while writing this thread

Ahhhhhhh
Vegas
nothing like it, use some of that money won and make reservations at Gordon Ramsay's at Paris hotel and casino
Make sure you save room for desert as the sticky toffee pudding cake with brown butter ice cream is mind blowing

What's the beef buddy

Yeah, shut up and go play.

Ahh, mobile devices. The new Ebonics. 

After reading what you wrote it is no wonder you went back up to your hotel room ALONE

For $7.99 you can get the Lunch Wagon Women trilogy right to your TV. 

cool story hansel

Dude you lost 100 bucks playing poker....nothing.

You definitely weren't following the crowd if you bet do not pass.

Did you watch the Simpsons with those lovely ladies? 

now we know why he was watching the simpsons, to lure little kiddies in LOL

That picture isnt even at the Venetian
pinoy

still dont get the point of the story

You only have yourself to blame for watching Friends.

Dude Ive been comped many times at the Venetian and NO WAY is that picture from The Venetian.

Additionally did those "girls" take turns using a strap on to your backside? You look like the most feminine person in te entire picture.

Sounds like you're the one more interested in the guy than the women. I'd think a guy as bright as you are would question whether that is even a picture of him though. Guess not.............

Guy wins a grand & has a comped room room full of chics & he's on the internet venting.
I'm as confused as anyone here.

What are you pissed about?  That you hit aces up on the river and ran into a set?   That's what playing ace-rag gets you.  

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