Its true what they say about country shows

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Went to a Toby Keith show last night. A friend gave me a ticket. We were standing AT the stage (they call them "pit" tickets at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls). Not a big country guy here but I have never seen so many good looking women in one place. Ever. Unbelievable. Everywhere you look. My eyes were popping out of their sockets.

I felt like I was Alice in Wonderland for a moment. It was insane. You would have thought there was a sign out front that read "hot women in tight short shorts get in for free and those that bring a hot friend get $100". If I had paid for my ticket, the eye candy alone would have worth the admission price. I've never seen anything like it.

I've been to dozens of rock concerts and I now have a new respect for country music and their fans. There is absolutely no comparison.

SteelCash · Answer

Went to a Toby Keith show last night. A friend gave me a ticket. We were standing AT the stage (they call them "pit" tickets at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls). Not a big country guy here but I have never seen so many good looking women in one place. Ever. Unbelievable. Everywhere you look. My eyes were popping out of their sockets.

I felt like I was Alice in Wonderland for a moment. It was insane. You would have thought there was a sign out front that read "hot women in tight short shorts get in for free and those that bring a hot friend get $100". If I had paid for my ticket, the eye candy alone would have worth the admission price. I've never seen anything like it.

I've been to dozens of rock concerts and I now have a new respect for country music and their fans. There is absolutely no comparison.

The Hawk · Answer

Can&#x27;t spell country without c-u-n-.....................you get the idea

SportsFan9698 · Answer

You have just discovered this? Better late than never.

Years ago when I was married, my wife liked to go to country concerts. She liked Garth, Brooks and Dunn, Reba, Shania... all of them from the 90's. So we would go to Rupp arena to see these shows. Some of the music is okay... but I'm more of a rocker.

The women were amazing looking and total person lol. I would get girls slipping me their phone number after they have a few beers. I never used them, I was a good boy when I was married. But it's nice to get a number anyways. wifey usually got rocked good after we got home those nights.

SportsFan9698 · Answer

If you liked the sights at the Toby Keith concert... try going to the local boot bar in your town. Same scene, just smaller scale. Find the one that plays live bands, the good ones usually play les pauls with marshall stacks. It actually resembles rock more than country.... with a few slow songs so the girls can grind on a guy.

Here in Lexington the place to go is Austin City Saloon. Hot girls every weekend. Much easier to score IMO vs a dance club or other alternatives.

Jose_Reyes · Answer

Took in Brad Paisley a couple weeks ago with my old man.  Cut off jeans, tank tops, and cowboy boots.  Can&#x27;t beat a country girl, IMO.

SteelCash · Answer

I heard that a while ago but never checked for myself because I have never really liked country music. I regret not going to more shows. I always have kinda liked Garth and Shania.

The capacity of that place is 23,000. I would bet that there were 15,000 hot women there and there were probably a total of 15,050 women there. It was iiiiiinnnnnnnsssssssaaaaaaannnnnneeeeeee!!!!!!!

So I'm standing in this line and my friend tells me they're checking pockets. So I freak because I had weed. Haha.

So I turn around to get out of line and there's this smoking hot babe behind me. I had to squeeze in between her and this dude and I went to the grassy area. I ended up eating it. Wasn't gonna throw it out. Stupid unjust laws pïss me off.

CanadaCup · Answer

One of favorites from Toby Keith.&#xD;&#xA;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y

Spitfire15 · Answer

SteelCash... *sigh* you are the worst. You have got to be making this up. You are the weed? Tuck it in your waste strap. Walk away and smoke it. Throw it away, garbage, but why eat it? Useless. Standing there choking down weed because someone said the 16 yr old w the wand at the turnstyle is checking pockets. And they call it the 'pit' in Cuyahoga Falls. Sheesh. SteelCash.

SteelCash · Answer

Not you again spit.LOLI had about a gram on me, and smoking it there was too risky.  Eating it was easy.  And yes... they made me empty my pockets when I got there.And they call them pit tickets.  Why in the world is that hard to believe?

SteelCash · Answer

They probably call it the pit everywhere, but I wouldn&#39;t know this.  I don&#39;t get out much.

nikki_santoro · Answer

cash i use to never miss a kenny chesney concert in the summer,,chicks everywhere..

your story is hillarious bc we use to sneak entire fifths of liquor into concerts when i was younger..just shove em straight in the front of jeans..

noone pats down your junk theyd just swipe both legs..

i guess it seemed like a great idea but if ya got caught theyd just take it.. crazy that pot is such a terrible thing and booze is legal.. when one is actually way worse than the other for ya..

ilsp2003 · Answer

booze used to be illegal (Re: Constitutional ban on the sale, production, importation, and transportation of Alcohol aka prohibition act or Volstead act )"War on drugs"

Dutch1976 · Answer

I hate country music, but the local county fair gets big name country acts every year...So much hot trim wearing sexy cut off jeans with cowboy boots and tank tops..Never miss it.

Dutch1976 · Answer

&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Yeah what he said.

Greedybastard · Answer

You may want to look into a Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw concert if you were impressed by what Toby Keith pulls in.

CountNo_Account · Answer

Sheeeeeit try a Willie Nelson concert!

Messier-11 · Answer

very easy to sneak weed into any concert

Its true what they say about country shows

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