"Jake" from State Farm

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I bet I have had to listen to this Fn commercial at least 100 times...  That&#x27;s 50 minutes of my life minimum.   Fuuck,,  retire that pig already.

iceman67 · Answer

I bet I have had to listen to this Fn commercial at least 100 times...  That&#x27;s 50 minutes of my life minimum.   Fuuck,,  retire that pig already.

iceman67 · Answer

You know what,,, now that I&#x27;m typing to myself, another one that really and truly has me perplexed is the Farmers Only commerical.  Is this really a viable product or one of the all time greatest hoaxes.Side note:  In March I got divorced from my other after 17 years and the first thing one of my friends said to me deadpan was,  "Well I think if we sign you up for that Christian Mingle and Farmers Only you should be back in the game in no time.".........        You wouldn&#x27;t believe how fast he&#x27;s adjusted to eating a steak with a straw.

timbaland99 · Answer

Hey iceman, at least it means fewer progressive commercial with "Flo" lol

canovsp · Answer

When I was growing up in the 80&#x27;s while watching sports on the tube beer commercials were what I remember. Today, these insurance commercials have taken over.State Farm: Jake, The French Model, Can I Get a Hot TubFarmer&#x27;s Insurance: The white supremacist from OzProgressive: FloAllstate: Mayhem, The Real First Black President (From 24)Geico: The Gekko, The Hump Day Camel, Dekiembe MutumboNationwide: Nationwide is on your sideAflac: The Duck and the Aflac Trivia QuestionMetLife: The Peanuts gang in the boardroom and the MetLife blimpDid I leave any out?

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Corporate Fukks.

mr_bollox · Answer

why do u even watch commercialsi hit the mute button, change channel, go online etc

iceman67 · Answer

yea,,  I hear you...  but its not commercials in general that bother me enough to exert the effort of pushing a mute button or changing channels,,,,  it&#x27;s the repetition of mind numbing ones that gets me.    You know one that was pretty cool to me, was that old Tiger Woods one of him playing around with his wedge and then blasting it in mid air.   Nice ad,,,   died a graceful death,  no prob.     Why the helll do we have to endure this shitpot of crap out now for more than one week?

bssports · Answer

Getting sick of the directtv ad with the animated chick dancing around with wires. Funny at first, now annoying as f u c k.

webba · Answer

Samuel Jackson pushing Capitol One is my most annoying commercial(s)

StevenC · Answer

The one commercial that never gets old is the Geico commercials with the PIG.  Geico is genius in using animals as the "spokesperson"  I did it with the Lizard and now with the pig.

luckytowin · Answer

I miss the old geico coimmercials funny as chit the one with EX Marine seragent as a psyche LMAO

turns out that same guy was the seragent in full metal jacket who got wasted by Pyle

SteelCash · Answer

I still love that woman on the phone with that voice.  "Six callers ahead of us Jimmy!" That shiit still cracks me up.

smarterthanyou · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by luckytowin] &#xD;&#xA;I miss the old geico coimmercials funny as chit the one with EX Marine seragent as a psyche LMAO&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;turns out that same guy was the seragent in full metal jacket who got wasted by Pyle &#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;R Lee Ermey is his name--a former marine staff sergeant who has been in tons of films, including &#x27;Apocalypse Now&#x27;, &#x27;Mississippi Burning&#x27;, and &#x27;Texas Chainsaw Massacres&#x27;.

dytide · Answer

I like the girl in the AT&amp;T commercials

RodWoman · Answer

The "Yeah, it&#x27;s the food court" girl?

The Hawk · Answer

Why IS Jake calling at three in the morning?

RodWoman · Answer

Good question.  Why would he be there offering deals at three in morning?

The Hawk · Answer

After hours discount?

bizkilla · Answer

I would like to eat out the Wendy&#x27;s chick (from behind preferably) then plunge into gr backdoor using a FROSTY as lube. I then would like to dip my fries into the frosty as I typically do when dining at Wendy&#x27;s.

luckytowin · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;yeah same here she&#x27;s juicy

wizardofroz · Answer

You can tell Samuel has no soul, when he pimps that crap.

Coin Toss · Answer

A lot of them are annoying but not as annoying as J G Wentworth with the people on the bus singing.

Kurshka · Answer

Her face is so cute but in the Food Court they show her whole profile. Man she is a tank. Must live in the food court.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Hawk, are you getting senile on us?Jake is not calling.The Husband is calling.Point being you can get a hold of a live agent 24/7.

Johnzimbo34 · Answer

Corporate fooooks!...providing customer service at 3 A.M.

"Jake" from State Farm

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