Just found out I have to do 9 months in jail....

right lantern, its the marijuana industry that's fucking up this great country of of ours. 

  On behalf of the covers community i apologize, I apologize that your life is so fucking miserable.  Your misery spews with every post you make.  The jealousy is always apparent.  May death reach you swiftly, and end your miserable life. 

 Hugs and kisses,

Caca

i'm pretty sure i know why lantern was more miserable then normal this weekend,,,,sadly,,,,when you live in mommy's basement you can't afford to take many trips,,,,and he missed out on an event that is very near and dear to his heart.........................

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2010/10/03/superheroes-break-guinness-world-record-downtown/

he doesn't get many opportunities to rock his lantern costume in public...................... 

Quote Originally Posted by jay10:

.............no one likes you....

,,,,,,,,i think he's used to this

very profound statement lantern,,,,,,very profound

there are those of us that find some of our country's laws a little outdated ---to say the least,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i recently educated myself on some of the fine state of California's laws -- just to be safe..........

in L.A.--- it is illegal to bathe 2 babies in the same bathtub at the same time.........

in malibu--- it is illegal to laugh out loud in a movie theater....

in riverside --- it is illegal to carry a lunchbucket on the street....

in ventura --- it is illegal to make funny faces at dogs............

#1 Im from Michigan, Macomb County and I got caught a few years back with about 1/4 LB. and I got 6 months of probation and like 700 in fines and costs. Thats it. And I was a previous offender for posession. I had like no testing at all because I paid all my fines and costs up front on my first visit and I was done after 6 months.

And yes I did get sentenced in Macomb County Circuit court, not district. I was surprised myself as my probation officer requested that I file a motion to be released early because I was originally sentenced to a year of probation. At the same time this happened to me I had another friend that lived very close to me that was doing it big time and got caught like 2 weeks after me. He was a first time offender also who got caught with $60,000 in cash, 1 lb. separated and bagged, 3 unregistered guns etc...and he was looking at some serious time but escaped all jail time with a teather and a hefty fine..I also use to work for a guy when I was younger that is actually my best friends sisters husband now and he got caught like 8 years ago with 150 lbs. and excaped major jail time with about $30,000 in costs and fines and 3 years of probation. So im finding it somewhat hard to believe that you are getting 9 mths for Marijuana. Our jails in Macomb county are already crowded not to mention Oakland county...If you are speaking the truth, you will do no more than 3 months and they will let you go. I guarantee it..They are aiming at keeping the REAL CRIMINALS in there because it is costing the state too much money to keep people locked up for petty crimes.

THINGS YOU DON'T DO IN JAIL

1) DON'T DROP THE SOAP

2) DON'T SHAKE YOUR ASS WHEN WALKING

3) IF ANYBODY ASK YOUR SHOE SIZE TELL THEM MY SIZE

4) SLEEP ON YOUR BACK

5) DON'T TALK TO ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL BECAUSE ITS NOT

6) HAVE BASS IN YOUR VOICE WHEN TALKING

LMAO please try that there be one less cover person as you will be the one who dies

This is a complete lie, you will not do 7.5 months with that small amount of weed. I know someone that got popped with a 100 lbs, and paid his way out of it. Save the bs kiddo, because I KNOW YOU ARE LYING

Its all about what state your in their laws I got a 364 for alot less then that a day short of a year

Not really.  Never done state or fed but Ive been in county plenty of times and Im middle class and went to and graduated from a good college.  It happens, its life.

All you have to do is break the law on probation no matter how minor, drive on a suspended license, have a gun in the car, get in a fight at the bar etc.  Life is full of slimeballs who will rat you out for no good reason.  Plenty of normal people who do no harm to anyone who have to go to jail unfairly.

And when you go to court and see dudes in thier wearing throwbacks you know there is no way they can go a long time without getting locked up and theyll know plenty of people inside.  Not everyone can drop 20-50k on a lawyer to stay out of jail for 6 months.

I feel bad for this kid and hope his 9 months is quick and easy, he should be OK its afterwards where he will probably suffer more.  Which is why you just dont pay too much attention to anybody no matter how cool they seem you dont want to be like anyone who is in jail.  Make yourself better from the experience dont come out thinking your the man cause you did a bid and made some boys inside. 

PS- Whatever he made off of flipping 20 packs was probably worth the risk and more money than he could have made working a job, even if he was hurting noone doing it.  Thats the reason he was able to make money selling pot.  If they legalized it there would be nothing to be made off it and lots of people I know would have to get jobs and drastically change tghier lifestyle.

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