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you dont need any of this at 21 pal.  time to
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

Next  time she is about to go down on you, say "wait just a second."

Then cover the tip of your dick with Crest and start scrubbing her teeth in fast vertical motion.
Then when your finished say, "you may spit now." And continue...

 

I'm dying over here

 
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I hope ur ready to deal with "stanky breath girl" for the next 18yrs...WEAR A FUKIN CONDOM...and hello, she obviously sucks at birth control (they dont suddenly become less fertile at 20!)
 
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i'm 6-3 and have been since the 8th grade......wtf

just finished making about 18 years of child support payments to a chick .....who told me she was on the pill....."no sweat/don't worry about it"......who actually also had bad breath .....

dump the bitch immediately....move on to NEW box....
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Quote Originally Posted by ThePieGuy:

So I met this girl a few weeks ago we hit it off immediately and the attraction is ridiculous. We decided we would officially be bf/gf a week ago, and everything is great. The sex is unreal (no condom of course) shes a little machine. Im 5'7 shes 5 feet and she loves it. ]

2 problems

Shes 20 im 21 she has a 2 3/4 year old kid . Hes pretty cool for that age but is like a non stop energizer bunny. The father is lucky to take him once every 2 months and she hates him, basically wants him dead. So thats not really a major situation.

Other problem is very noticeable latly. Me and her have been going out quite a bit and if were not out were lying face to face in bed and her breath is just rotten. Smells like some rotten garbage. Its gross, some days i dont notice is but when shes been around in her room for a while or she drinks hot coffee a lot its unbearable.

 

Is this something , I should deal with cause everything is good, or is this something I should try to fix without being rude?

 

 

Trick her into constantly breathing on the kid.  This will make the kid pass out (first problem solved) and at the same time keep her rancid body wind out of your direction (2nd problem).  After you have mastered this, you can move on to somehow merge the sex while she is again breathing on the kid.  However I would suggest making the kid wear a blindfold and earplugs so that he is not subjected to grown up makeloving....that would be irresponsible.

 
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1.) What does his height being 5'7" have to do with his age?

2.) What does your height being 5' 7" have to do with this story?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by pezeveng:

its probably all that juice she's swallowed brewing in her stomach.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pezeveng:

its probably all that juice she's swallowed brewing in her stomach.


her nickname could be CB ....for juice Breath 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sean2114:

you got a bigger problem

 

Aman, brother.  But you can't fix stupid.  Especially when both parties are stupid.  Wow.  BOL with that.  No BC, and a 3 year old kid, and was pregnant at 17.  Move out of the trailer park and get a new GF.

 
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be careful man, you might get her pregnant... if she skips just one pill, you coudl be fucked.
 
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LMAO at some of these responses
 
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2nd kid is on the way..........
 
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Someone will be paying child support for a very long time.
 
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Could be she has a bad tooth. Send her to the dentist.
 
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i know if i had bad breath i would whant to know so i could correct it. try the honest approch, i been told it s a great foundation for a relationship. -lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tideman:

The next time you are laying face to face, and her breath makes your eyes water, jump up, look around the room, look under the bed, look in the  closet, and when she says what are you doing, you say, I'm looking for the cat, she replies what cat, and you reply, "the cat that shit in your mouth"

A little humor might help to break the ice of her problem, without hurting her feelings, either that or wear a gas mask



WORST IDEA EVER. haha telling a girl a cat must have shit in her mouth is retarded and the worst way to tell her.

1. The ring is not the pill... so there will be no 'skipping' of pills, idiots. 
2. I bang without a condom like it's my job if it's not the first time. I just try to trust the girl that she won't go get a disease and bring it home to me. As for pregnancy, I don't juice in girls/don't pre juice. 
3. Just offer her gum before you take a piece of your own... if she declines, shove it into her mouth with your tongue when you're making out. No one's the wiser.
 
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She may have a cavity(s)....or she might need her wisdoms taken out. She may not even have dental benefits.

Also, get strapped up ASAP. She's only a girlfriend.

Get yourself tested....HAVE FUN.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cassidy2k4:

Your 5''7? How old are you?

 

 
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Wow! Run outta there. I think this is a reasonably new thing to you, trust me it's way more trouble than it's worth. And I'm not referring to the breath. That's a simple conversation. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cassidy2k4:

Your 5''7? How old are you?
Hi, I'm 5'7". signed, Tom Cruise, Sly Stallone, Mel Gibson, Craig Biggio, Matt Damon 5'9" George Clooney, 5'10", Mark Walberg. So what's your point about being 5'7".
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pezeveng:

its probably all that juice she's swallowed brewing in her stomach.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

Next  time she is about to go down on you, say "wait just a second."

Then cover the tip of your dick with Crest and start scrubbing her teeth in fast vertical motion.
Then when your finished say, "you may spit now." And continue...



 
 
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I was just kidding around with him. I dont give a fuck about those people you listed that are 5'7. But on a serious note dont get that lady pregnant
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