Passing a drug test??

I have heard it can take a month before thc completely leaves your system.  I failed a test one week after blazing a whole fuckload and was not hired for a decent job.  If you go hard on the the prune juice you may clean it out in time.

my 2 noobish cents.

In two weeks there will be little to no THC in your system after just one smoke.....

I've always used "the herbal cleanse tea" it takes time before the test to drink it and all but it doesn't taste horrible if you sweeten it with honey!

Also, a friend of mine just told me about "potable water" it's used for camping to make river water drinkable.....I have never tried this but he swears by it.....

Fortunately enough, I work for myself now, and I don't make myself take piss tests (new company policy)

drinking as much h2o, vinegar, and pickle juice as possible won't hurt anything..........................

Do you have $250?

https://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/whizzinator.htm

A good friend of mine since high school has one of those because he gets tested quite a few times a year for his job. They (his bosses) are cool and all, they let him know when it is coming up, but the testing site always watches.

I clown him so much for that thing....I call it "his dildo"

I tried this before and flunked, luckily I was able to talk my way into a re-test and passed using old faithful.

I have heard that those drinks don't work for everyone....not to mention that it turns your shit purple....(and it doesn't smell like rainbow sherbert!)

Be leary of the stuff they have at GNC.

Your local hippie weed pipe shop will have cleansing products. They should have stuff from 5 day cleansing to 1 hour flush drinks.

I have used the one hour platinum drink and the 2 hour flush caps from testpure.com 4-5 times over the years and passed. The only problem with these 1 and  2 hour flushes are that the test will come back negative/diluted. It still is a pass but I was told that by my HR manager after my results came back, she scared the shit out of me but luckily I drank beer with her from time to time away from work. She told me dont worry I passed but thats what the results were. If that comes up you just have to claim you drank alot of water that day.

Anyway before you spend 35-40 bucks on one of these products ask to read the bottle and get the website and check it out for yourself. The legitimate products will have a website and a customer service.

But with what I know if you are not a regular smoker you should be fine in 2 weeks. The month theory is true but that is more for someone who has smoked on a regular basis. If you want to speed that process up all you have to do is drink enough water to piss an extra 3-4 times a day. That information was given to me by a woman that I was friends with who worked at a clinic.

Trust me everyone and thier mamma will have advice on what will pass but not everyone knows what the fuck their talking about

The ONLY time in my life and the half dozen tests Ive taken that I have failed is was when I listened to somebody who swore by a cheap remedy.......If anyone mentions to take SURE-GEL and mix it in a liter bottle then drink another liter of water, piss twice and then u will piss clean for a couple of hours. If you hear that one just kick them in the nuts, tell them to shut the fuck up because it will fail

And this pipe shop sells the basic test yourself piss test for 10 bucks. You can find at any pharmacy,walgreens, wal-mart, etc. if you cant find em at the shops that cost up to about 30 bucks. Drink alot of water and test yourself here in about a week in a half and you should get a acurate result to help you make a decision to buy any products. DO your research and you will be fine.

I have not smoked in over 8 months but for the last 9 years I was a daily blunt smoker who went through about 1-1.5 ounces a week. I had bought a handful of those 10 dollar piss tests and it took me a month and 2 weeks to have one come up negative.

Two weeks extra non carbonated liquids you should be fine

Be leary of the stuff they have at GNC.

Your local hippie weed pipe shop will have cleansing products. They should have stuff from 5 day cleansing to 1 hour flush drinks.

I have used the one hour platinum drink and the 2 hour flush caps from testpure.com 4-5 times over the years and passed. The only problem with these 1 and  2 hour flushes are that the test will come back negative/diluted. It still is a pass but I was told that by my HR manager after my results came back, she scared the shit out of me but luckily I drank beer with her from time to time away from work. She told me dont worry I passed but thats what the results were. If that comes up you just have to claim you drank alot of water that day.

Anyway before you spend 35-40 bucks on one of these products ask to read the bottle and get the website and check it out for yourself. The legitimate products will have a website and a customer service.

But with what I know if you are not a regular smoker you should be fine in 2 weeks. The month theory is true but that is more for someone who has smoked on a regular basis. If you want to speed that process up all you have to do is drink enough water to piss an extra 3-4 times a day. That information was given to me by a woman that I was friends with who worked at a clinic.

Trust me everyone and thier mamma will have advice on what will pass but not everyone knows what the fuck their talking about

The ONLY time in my life and the half dozen tests Ive taken that I have failed is was when I listened to somebody who swore by a cheap remedy.......If anyone mentions to take SURE-GEL and mix it in a liter bottle then drink another liter of water, piss twice and then u will piss clean for a couple of hours. If you hear that one just kick them in the nuts, tell them to shut the fuck up because it will fail

And this pipe shop sells the basic test yourself piss test for 10 bucks. You can find at any pharmacy,walgreens, wal-mart, etc. if you cant find em at the shops that cost up to about 30 bucks. Drink alot of water and test yourself here in about a week in a half and you should get a acurate result to help you make a decision to buy any products. DO your research and you will be fine.

I have not smoked in over 8 months but for the last 9 years I was a daily blunt smoker who went through about 1-1.5 ounces a week. I had bought a handful of those 10 dollar piss tests and it took me a month and 2 weeks to have one come up negative.

Two weeks extra non carbonated liquids you should be fine

Be leary of the stuff they have at GNC.

Your local hippie weed pipe shop will have cleansing products. They should have stuff from 5 day cleansing to 1 hour flush drinks.

I have used the one hour platinum drink and the 2 hour flush caps from testpure.com 4-5 times over the years and passed. The only problem with these 1 and  2 hour flushes are that the test will come back negative/diluted. It still is a pass but I was told that by my HR manager after my results came back, she scared the shit out of me but luckily I drank beer with her from time to time away from work. She told me dont worry I passed but thats what the results were. If that comes up you just have to claim you drank alot of water that day.

Anyway before you spend 35-40 bucks on one of these products ask to read the bottle and get the website and check it out for yourself. The legitimate products will have a website and a customer service.

But with what I know if you are not a regular smoker you should be fine in 2 weeks. The month theory is true but that is more for someone who has smoked on a regular basis. If you want to speed that process up all you have to do is drink enough water to piss an extra 3-4 times a day. That information was given to me by a woman that I was friends with who worked at a clinic.

Trust me everyone and thier mamma will have advice on what will pass but not everyone knows what the fuck their talking about

The ONLY time in my life and the half dozen tests Ive taken that I have failed is was when I listened to somebody who swore by a cheap remedy.......If anyone mentions to take SURE-GEL and mix it in a liter bottle then drink another liter of water, piss twice and then u will piss clean for a couple of hours. If you hear that one just kick them in the nuts, tell them to shut the fuck up because it will fail

And this pipe shop sells the basic test yourself piss test for 10 bucks. You can find at any pharmacy,walgreens, wal-mart, etc. if you cant find em at the shops that cost up to about 30 bucks. Drink alot of water and test yourself here in about a week in a half and you should get a acurate result to help you make a decision to buy any products. DO your research and you will be fine.

I have not smoked in over 8 months but for the last 9 years I was a daily blunt smoker who went through about 1-1.5 ounces a week. I had bought a handful of those 10 dollar piss tests and it took me a month and 2 weeks to have one come up negative.

Two weeks extra non carbonated liquids you should be fine

Piss in a cup and drink it, it'll flush you out.

this is correct...shit will be out of your system in a week if u rarely smoke and keep pissing and sweating

Not true

I passed my last hair test when I knew I was dirty. I got a management job and I had a heads up that it was going to be a hair test and knew about detox shampoo. So I did my research. I was at about 1.5 months not smoking and passed the home piss sample tests but hair is 3 months or more depending on length.

These same pipe shops will have shampoos also. About 40 bucks and make sure its a stripping shampoo and not a masking shampoo! Do your research!

Hair tests work by the lab dissolving the hair(about 200 strands) using chemicals into a liquid. Then they test the liquid for toxins. The shampoo completely strips everything including nicotine so if anyone asks if u are a smoker and you are you say you are not. That probably wont come up though. The darker your hair the longer you are supposed to leave in the shampoo!

Companies and the average guy who thinks he knows it all thinks hair test are unbeatable but I know for a FACT these shampoos work.

Hell they even have mouthwash now that will beat the mouth swab tests.

Just a little FYI

And woop you are hilarious