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Posted: #76
just get married already then you will never have sex again....
 
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Posted: #77
what is worse...a small dick? or a mutilated scar tissue dick after surgery? 
 
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If the Mayo clinic couldn't give me a foot of length and eight in girth I wouldn't give them 20k......Doing aight with 8.5 to 9.3 on a good day but females just brag and go crazy when they're holding your swipe and it's a foot or better... We know your just wanna be normal whateva that is. Do you really think they can double your size. Adding a few sounds possible but doubling we threaders and degenerates seriously doubt you can double.

If and when you get the surgery my friend, don't be a lil shit and don't tell anyone cause when you go for the procedure and they put you under the anesthesia and you don't come back and they have your 20k what are you gonna do now PLAYA..

 
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Gut,

There's a surgery that's supposed to be fairly simple where there cut a few ligaments and move some of the penis that is inside the body to the outside of the body. Not sure how much length that is worth, but it doesn't mess with the functionality.
 
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Did you know?

A barnacle has the longest penis proportionately of any living creature. 

It has an incredible penis ratio of 40:1 (that's 240 feet long on a human).  Apparently, it needs all this length so it can let its penis go wandering around the ocean for females to inseminate.
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careful that you don't find someone like the dude that was injected cement into girl's asses...you might be 'hangin ten' but...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

just get married already then you will never have sex again....



 
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guts

maybe its time for you to order up one of these and all your problems with females...........will be in the past...

over 4000 pre orders....

https://news.discovery.com/tech/sex-robot-initially-health-aid.html

 

 

 

 
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Gutcheck, the best doctors/surgeons are in India. Any Dr in here or elswhere will tell you that as they may have had the priviledge of working side by side with them during early practice or study.

Point is that any procedure you are considering could be done there at an extreme fraction of the cost in the US (40-50% less). My sister had heart surgey there and I have the informatiuon on the outfit that handles logistics if you're interested. Absolute 1st class all the way.

They are that good over there.

 
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Search for lettin our slight disagreement go without feelin the need to derogatory slurs my way


my apologies 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Did you know?

A barnacle has the longest penis proportionately of any living creature. 

It has an incredible penis ratio of 40:1 (that's 240 feet long on a human).  Apparently, it needs all this length so it can let its penis go wandering around the ocean for females to inseminate.

learn something new everyday. 
 
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God that's fucking awful, sorry gutcheck...
 
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Forget about it wins.
 
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no way this could be real. i dont think there is a dude alive that has a pecker that small
 
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2.5" at full attention!?!?!


What about when it's flacid?  Is it like .007" or what? 


 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Did you know?

A barnacle has the longest penis proportionately of any living creature. 

It has an incredible penis ratio of 40:1 (that's 240 feet long on a human).  Apparently, it needs all this length so it can let its penis go wandering around the ocean for females to inseminate.


 
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I have checked out a couple of places. I am going to wait till probably Feb. and hopefully get something done. I can't keep going on like this. So messed up. For the doubters, I never measured it, but I know it is freaking small, maybe 3', I don't know.

Your telling me all you guys are packing heavy heat? Come on, I can't be the only one. Well, maybe I am the only one who would admitt it. Its a serious messed up deal and I don't want to keep going on like this.

Thanks to the guys that have actually offered some ideas and suggestions.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by PizzaBoyRick:

Gutcheck, you ever think about getting a sex change?  Just get that little bitch cut off & go start looking for some real dick.



 
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Gut that trip to India sounds enticing if I were you....Confidencial as hell. Come back to America slung with a hurt back from being newly hung. Confidence through the roof, fighting off box from now on. Learning when you start goosing the punany smell good but you now know how to stab the stank out of that thang... Happy New Year MF"S  I GOT DICK'''''"""".......
 
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Keep us posted with the clinic of your choice in India, a couple of my patnas  in my circle need some direction to a proper erection so they can stop hating on my play telling a bitch I am nothing but a dog, and when I have a girl at the crib all of a sudden another one shows up with a trench coat on and no undies just fucking shit up..... Yeah man post that shit...
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by Messier-11] ya this seems like another lame covers bet. if steelers lose you tell the whole forum about your 2 incher


If this is actually true I feel very bad for you. I probably would just live celibate life to avoid humiliation. Or just get a lot of hookers who you will never see again to get your sexual fix here and there. Asian women who have only see tiny dicks is a good call. you could probably pull a fast one by them an they'd think you had average size. Best option is to find a girl you fall in love with first before anyone sexual business. A good christian girl saving sex for marriage. Fall in love with her and get married. She will love you for who you are by then and will have to live with your short cock. Plus since she's a virgin she won't even know  the difference.
[ virgin or not buddy she will know a little dick when she sees one!! but with that being said how long b4 she craves a nice size cock???
 
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there are surgeons who perform augmentation , i dont know alot about it, but you can findboard certified plastic surgeons who specialize and a few urologists who perform this type of procedure. good luck man
 
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Are you overweight?

Just lose some of your fat from the belly and ur fupa, and wham urine there
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

no way this could be real. i dont think there is a dude alive that has a pecker that small

https://www.wcqj.com/howard-stern-small-penis-contest-full-video/

 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by be easy:

Are you overweight?

Just lose some of your fat from the belly and ur fupa, and wham urine there

No, I am not. I am 6'3 and 215 lbs. Its like a curse, I am good looking guy (so, I have been told), no issues at all picking up women. In a lot of cases they hit on me when I go out.

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