Thoughts That Come To You

If you think that there are more than two genders, let's see you go milk a bull! 

I don't believe there are two genders per se but where does that leave intersex people(hermaphrodites)?

After moving here in 1999 and experiencing Las Vegas life for the first time, buffets were PLENTIFUL, and it was the land of "milk and honey." In the first five months here I realized twenty extra pounds had been packed on. It became "Did you say this was piece of chicken number five?" Yeah...watch me go get number six. All the mashed potatoes and gravy consumed (along with other food items that will remain nameless) had to end up somewhere and that caused the trouser size to go from 34 to 38. Buffets have slowly started to creep back onto the local scene; it just does not seem like it will reach the previous levels ever again though. I'll run far away from now on if it does. 

Over the last few days, I came across 3 words that I haven't heard in years. They are...

Fink...Beatnik...Mush

I remember on the Little Rascals Spanky telling all the kids "Don't eat the mush; it's spoiled."

If you have a friend or family member that is chasing a dream, support them as much as you can and when they start to lose the motivation to keep going, politely remind them to keep chasing that dream because a dream won't chase you back! 

Been watching the bowl games like everyone else & found that anyone scoring a TD gets pounded to shit with congratulation chest bumps & helmet slaps/butting.

Check it out.. some of the hits are "field" quality hits!

This harpoon show is coming on the Discovery channel next week. 

They use a small plane to fly over the water & locate the tuna. They radio the navigational data to the fishing boat & some dude harpoons a fish. 

That's some lazy ass fishing. Actually, that's not even fishing IMO. It's more like hunting.

Won't be watching it.