Thoughts That Come To You

A buddy of mine who I hadn't seen in a while wanted to get married but he had a real dilemma. He was attracted to 3 women so he decided to test them. He gave each one of them a thousand bucks to see how they would spend it. 

The first chick went out & got a complete makeover & said she spent the money to look more beautiful because she loved him so much.

The second chick bought an IPAD & a new flat screen TV because she loved him so much.

The third check invested it, doubled her money & gave the thousand back to him while investing the rest for their future.

I told him he was a lucky man & asked which one he chose.

He responded "The one with the biggest tits."  

25 thousand blondes show up at Madison Square Garden for a convention & they want to prove blondes are not dumb. The host of the show invites a woman up to the stage to prove her point.

She asks the lady "how much is 15+15" and the lady replies "27." The crowd starts chanting "Give her another chance! Give her another chance." So the host does just that and asks her "how much is 10+10 & the lady says "31." So the crowd again chants "Give her another chance! Give her another chance." The host agrees to give her one more chance.

She asks the lady "how much is 2+2" & after some thought she respond "4." The crowd chants "Give her another chance! Give he another chance!"

Midnight-When you gave this race yesterday (Race 10 tri key 1 with 3-5-6-7) what track was this? I watched the 10th from Gulfstream and the #7 came down in the inside and crawled along the rail inside another horse to win the 10th. Thank you. 

Midnight-When you gave this race yesterday (Race 10 tri key 1 with 3-5-6-7) what track was this? I watched both the 10th from Gulfstream and the #7 came down in the inside and crawled along the rail inside another horse to win the 10th. In the 10th from Aqueduct yesterday (The Carter S) that #1 looked like Eddie D and the finish was 1-2-6-3

@Daddy_Freddie

 Race 10 @ Aqueduct

It's something else. Unreal move