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I had a stalker once.

I found out this girl, whom I had spoken to maybe twice, had a crazy "crush" on me.  She changed her email address to mrs.mylastname, her password was my phone number.  She started walking by my house daily, and I would CONSTANTLY catch her at parties, at university, in the mall, all over, STARING at me.  
I found out that she wrote love letters to me by the dozens, but only sent one in which she professed her undying love for me, that she wanted to marry me, have my children, what a great person I was, etc.

I literally spoke to her twice. 
Think Rose from two and a half men.

Changed my opinion of woman forever.
Crazy bitch.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I had a gal ask me if she could stick her finger up my ass while we were screwing. 

uhhh, and you said no?


 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I had a gal ask me if she could stick her finger up my ass while we were screwing. 

did you let her?

 
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One said to me, '" Talk dirty to me."" while I was pile driving her dogishly.

Confused as to what to say I just blurted out. "You want it in the ass you dirty person!?"

Needless to say that didn`t go well. She dismounted.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

did you let her?

Settled for a prostate massage and blew in about 30 seconds. 

I didn't let her go palm deep, though.  

I had one gal who didn't ask and just went in about knuckle deep. This was me.   

I didn't say anything and had to concentrate like crazy just to get myself off so I could get that whole experience over with. 

This was a gal I dated in grad school and she never did that when we were together.  She moved out to Virginia and I had gone out to visit her.  That was the last time I saw her (it wasn't because of the finger up the butt, but not having to go through that again was a nice consolation prize for not seeing her any longer).

 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

One said to me, '" Talk dirty to me."" while I was pile driving her dogishly.

Confused as to what to say I just blurted out. "You want it in the ass you dirty person!?"

Needless to say that didn`t go well. She dismounted.

NOT THAT DIRTY!!!  hahaha. 

 
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BC Canuck,  if a hot woman wants you to fuck in a graveyard and you dont do it, she finds a man that can.

I have way too many crazy bitch stories to think about but the worst for me i think was this obnoxious ditz i was banging for two weeks and getting ready to dump when she tells me she has cancer and was not going to go through any more chemo until she met me and i was her motivation to begin another treatment.  i saw her through the round of therapy for 5 horrible weeks then dumped her crazy ass and fell right in with an evil bitch....man the stuff that weird box can do to you
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

One said to me, '" Talk dirty to me."" while I was pile driving her dogishly.

Confused as to what to say I just blurted out. "You want it in the ass you dirty person!?"

Needless to say that didn`t go well. She dismounted.


well having spent so much time in nature you should have learned the trick not to let go of her leg no matter what.  duct tape has many many uses by the way
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

One said to me, '" Talk dirty to me."" while I was pile driving her dogishly.

Confused as to what to say I just blurted out. "You want it in the ass you dirty person!?"

Needless to say that didn`t go well. She dismounted.

I probably would have been a little , but even in the heat of the moment, I don't think I would have come up with something that contained "ass" and "person" in the same sentence. 

 
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I dated a teacher who referred to sex as "play."  We'd wake up in the morning and she'd ask me, "can we play."  Or we'd be out at a function and she'd say, "let's go home and play."  Some mornings she'd say, "let's go to the shower and play."  She loved getting it from behind in the shower and she gave really good head.

She could juice on a dime.....she was almost always first and she'd ask me all the time if it was OK if she came. 

She loved her sex and she was very good at it.  But she just couldn't get herself to say the word.  I guess I shouldn't be too surprised....she was Catholic. 

 
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I was working (IN OHIO) and this girl I work with asked me the following...

"Were we the only state hit by Hurricane Charlie?"

I'm not even joking.  She really wanted to know the answer. 

  

 
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"juice inside of me so i can have your kids"



that just ruined the mood and my mojo 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

One said to me, '" Talk dirty to me."" while I was pile driving her dogishly.

Confused as to what to say I just blurted out. "You want it in the ass you dirty person!?"

Needless to say that didn`t go well. She dismounted.

 
 
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She was my girlfriend at the time and I just said the first honest thing that came to mind.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SteelCash:

I was working (IN OHIO) and this girl I work with asked me the following...

"Were we the only state hit by Hurricane Charlie?"

I'm not even joking.  She really wanted to know the answer. 

  

where you from in ohio??

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ashlandarrows22:

where you from in ohio??

N. Canton.  You?

 
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i had a girl who would beg me to spank her as hard as I could. I felt bad but oddly aroused at the same time. I beat the shit out of that ass. My handprints were on those cheeks for days. My dad didn't spank me that hard when i got out of line back in the day and I still cried everytime
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SteelCash:

N. Canton.  You?

ashland

have relatives in louisville..that is near canton

 
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Had an ex-girlfriend ask if Transylvania was near Pennsylvania...Dumb chicks are ok, but idiots have got to go.

Had a girl call me a sissy boy cuz I finally complained about her scratching my back during sex, the bitch was fucking shredding me.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

One said to me, '" Talk dirty to me."" while I was pile driving her dogishly.

Confused as to what to say I just blurted out. "You want it in the ass you dirty person!?"

Needless to say that didn`t go well. She dismounted.


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