Whats the craziest thing a girl ever said to you?.

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I was with this girl who I had a more of a "sex friend" relationship with. One night she told me that she wanted to go have sex at a graveyard . I was like, are you FUKKIN crazy. No way I step in a graveyard at night. Let alone to go slam some chick.

BCcanuck · Answer

I was with this girl who I had a more of a "sex friend" relationship with. One night she told me that she wanted to go have sex at a graveyard . I was like, are you FUKKIN crazy. No way I step in a graveyard at night. Let alone to go slam some chick.

kgroch2002 · Answer

It&#x27;s your baby!

RickeM · Answer

ok

CMJohnson1 · Answer

"You can fuck me in the ass if you just stay with me"This after pulling the fake pregnancy card.

Jaysvdubwhat · Answer

sounds like a keeper

ad1260 · Answer

This is gonna be good

gofish3 · Answer

I have this broad who tells me if we drink a bottle of her favorite almond champagne together she then wants me to put the bottle in her box after. Not the whole thing I assume, but the neck. I have to do this. She&#x27;s on the thick/chunky side but she thinks she&#x27;s hot which makes her a little more attractive and the face is a 7.5 so I will proceed at some point. I will have to drive an hour and probably stay the night with her which is why I haven&#x27;t really been to stoked about it but I will hate myself if I don&#x27;t go do this at some point so I&#x27;m going to.

boberts427 · Answer

took me three years to get with a chick from work 13 years older than me, after we fuck she turns and says theres " chance a video of me is on the web from passing out at a party please don't look for it".....

never found it

Drizle · Answer

You might have to do that if only to see whatever other brand of insanity will ensue.  And then obviously probably never speak to her again.  Should be worth it though for the story.

Drizle · Answer

I was dating this woman for a few months, and one night we were hanging out at her apartment.  We were having a good time hanging out and drinking wine.  A bit later we were both nicely drunk and she starts scratching her forearm.  I didn&#x27;t notice at first cause why would I?  But it wasn&#x27;t regular type scratching.  She was digging into skin.  She drew small amounts of blood.  I looked at her strangely and asked her her if she was ok.  She then said "please don&#x27;t tell my parents or therapist".  Had no clue she saw a therapist, but that didn&#x27;t bother me.  When I finally got her to go to bed she then asked me to "hide the knives".  HUH?  Giant red flag! Needless to say, she finally fell asleep and I got the fuck out of there.

EricLinny · Answer

"Slap me so hard my face bruises."no joke

EricLinny · Answer

Really.....

Drizle · Answer

No bullshit Linny.  I&#x27;m too old to make shit up.  Doesn&#x27;t do anything for me.

EricLinny · Answer

In that case iWas she implying she was gonna slit her wrists or commit a multiple homicide

KOAJ · Answer

a girl once told me to wear a rubber if i was going to do her in the ass..,..said she was afraid of getting pregnant from an errant sperm

she was convinced her innards were connected. some rumor started on an internet message board as i found out later

pinoy1da · Answer

this girl i was finger banging said "ohh my gawwwdd why are u smelling it" hahaha i was so turned up

The Hawk · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by BCcanuck] &#xD;&#xA;I was with this girl who I had a more of a "sex friend" relationship with. One night she told me that she wanted to go have sex at a graveyard . I was like, are you FUKKIN crazy. No way I step in a graveyard at night. Let alone to go slam some chick. &#xD;&#xA;Were you dating Living Dead Girl?&#xD;&#xA; [/Quote]

boberts427 · Answer

anyone else ever get with a chick that likes to bite? same people like to get hair pulled...crazy fucked up bitch

boberts427 · Answer

i think every guy here has been with Crazy fucked up bitch&#xD;&#xA;we are all thinking of the same girl we just don&#x27;t realize it yet

cd329 · Answer

This is sort of true, not the pregnant part, but the vagina and ass leaking into into each other. I watched a video the other day from the show called doctors and the one doctor was talking about the people who stick drugs up their ass like cocaine to get high faster, have their inside walls wear thru and she said basically you could endup peeing thru your ass.Figures something like this would have to happen, just when i convinced the wife to stick an eightball up her ass, lmfaooooooooo.

Day-trader1 · Answer

I believe what you&#x27;re alluding to is called a fistula.  In medicine, a fistula (pl. fistulas or fistulae) is an abnormal[1] connection or passageway between two epithelium-lined organs or vessels that normally do not connect. It is generally a disease condition, but a fistula may be surgically created for therapeutic reasons

HutchEmAll · Answer

I had a gal ask me if she could stick her finger up my ass while we were screwing.

HutchEmAll · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by BCcanuck] &#xD;&#xA;I was with this girl who I had a more of a "sex friend" relationship with. One night she told me that she wanted to go have sex at a graveyard . I was like, are you FUKKIN crazy. No way I step in a graveyard at night. Let alone to go slam some chick. &#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;I would have done this in a second....mostly because it probably would have turned her into a freak.

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