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Quote Originally Posted by MakeSumCake:



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The correct answer is sitting down, legs spread out, lean forward, select a good quality baby wipe, swipe from front to back, and then back to front, and then front to back. Check for any artwork on the wipe, flush, and you are good to go
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pinoy1da:

every time I go to a restroom stalls. i piss all over the toilet seats and then piss all over the toilet paper on the right or left side. depending where they have it stationed. 

so when the next bastard sits down and reaches his hand to get toilet paper he is reaching for my piss all over that paper

I'm a ******bag

 i wish i could have a camera and see the reaction on their faces when they have to wipe their ass with their socks 




I figure this really pissed you off the first time this was done to you...
 
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All you stand up fucks must be from third world countries...
 
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Stand up to wipe your ass????  WTF?  I had no idea people did that.
 
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I figure this really pissed you off the first time this was done to you...

nah haven't yet

i just have a sick mind, muahahahah 
 
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i knew a dude who wiped his ass clean AFTER he took a shower...

who da fock does that shit??? 


 u fellas should wipe yo ass clean with water and tp after every deposit...


 
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Quote Originally Posted by pinoy1da:

every time I go to a restroom stalls. i piss all over the toilet seats and then piss all over the toilet paper on the right or left side. depending where they have it stationed. 

so when the next bastard sits down and reaches his hand to get toilet paper he is reaching for my piss all over that paper

I'm a ******bag

 i wish i could have a camera and see the reaction on their faces when they have to wipe their ass with their socks 


Hah! You're my kind of guy. You're almost a bigger douche than me. Almost

 
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Stand. Always have and always will. Sitting seems to complicated and more of a hassle. Much easier to just stand and get all cleaned up.
 
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Good thread.

I always thought I was the only one who stood. Glad to see there are other freaks like me out there.

Also, adult wipes are mandatory. They make flushable adult wipes now that give your ass, that fresh, summer breeze feeling.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by luckbird:

Hah! You're my kind of guy. You're almost a bigger douche than me. Almost



 
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I stood until one day my girlfriend walked in on me and asked "what the hell are you doing standing?".

I thought I might have been weird for standing and have sat from there on out.

It doesn't feel as natural to me to sit, but I thought it might have just been me.

In finding this thread and seeing that it is damn near close to fifty fifty I am definitely going back to standing.

Thank you sirs.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Renton2010:

I stood until one day my girlfriend walked in on me and asked "what the hell are you doing standing?".

I thought I might have been weird for standing and have sat from there on out.

It doesn't feel as natural to me to sit, but I thought it might have just been me.

In finding this thread and seeing that it is damn near close to fifty fifty I am definitely going back to standing.

Thank you sirs.


Don't you lock the door when you poop?
 
 
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After living with someone for over five years you stop doing some of the little things.

The majority of the time I probably do, it isn't one of those things that I put conscious thought to.

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