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Why the hell was Kristen Stewart at the Oscars?

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I tuned in for the last 30 minutes of the Oscars and was shocked to see not only was Kristen Stewart there among the Hollywood elite, but they gave her a premium aisle seat right behind Steven Spielberg.

This girl couldn’t act decently to save her life (hell, she just won a Razzie for worst actress) and they sit her up close and right behind one of the greatest directors of all time.

She obviously either blew and/or bribed the right people because that was ridiculous.  

Ok, there’s my mini-rant about a completely meaningless topic.

 
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She gives two dudes simultaneous hand jobs in "On the Road."

She deserves it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

I tuned in for the last 30 minutes of the Oscars and was shocked to see not only was Kristen Stewart there among the Hollywood elite, but they gave her a premium aisle seat right behind Steven Spielberg.

This girl couldn’t act decently to save her life (hell, she just won a Razzie for worst actress) and they sit her up close and right behind one of the greatest directors of all time.

She obviously either blew and/or bribed the right people because that was ridiculous.  

Ok, there’s my mini-rant about a completely meaningless topic.

Can't blame you on this one.

 

Had you tuned in earlier, you would have seen her presenting an Oscar.   Unreal.

 
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I guess Carrot Top and Pauly Shore had prior engagements.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by coldsnap55:

I guess Carrot Top and Pauly Shore had prior engagements.

 

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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

I tuned in for the last 30 minutes of the Oscars and was shocked to see not only was Kristen Stewart there among the Hollywood elite, but they gave her a premium aisle seat right behind Steven Spielberg.

This girl couldn’t act decently to save her life (hell, she just won a Razzie for worst actress) and they sit her up close and right behind one of the greatest directors of all time.

She obviously either blew and/or bribed the right people because that was ridiculous.  

Ok, there’s my mini-rant about a completely meaningless topic.



She has been in dozens of movies and still in her early 20's.  Her movies have grossed billions of dollars and will continue to do so.  Very few have her resume at such a young age.  Those vampire movies suck but there is a huge market for it so she isn't going anywhere.  
 
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who is she 
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Quote Originally Posted by The8ofCups:

She gives two dudes simultaneous hand jobs in "On the Road."

She deserves it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The8ofCups:

She gives two dudes simultaneous hand jobs in "On the Road."

She deserves it.

To get that seat I think she probably did quite a bit more than simply jerk two guys off.

Probably closer to a 50 man gang bang.

 

 
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Ya steven spilberg must have barfed in his bling bag to be sooo insulted that this trollup was seated in front of him.
 
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Why would any heterosexual man in his 20s or 30s hell even 40s watch the oscar's?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Why would any heterosexual man in his 20s or 30s hell even 40s watch the oscar's?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Why would any heterosexual man in his 20s or 30s hell even 40s watch the oscar's?

Or why wouldn't they wanna bang KS?

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FEkxtl1-FKs/THd7HXY9mUI/AAAAAAAAAdI/CB2eN7MqvNo/s1600/Kristen+Stewart+at+the+Eclipse+premiere+tonight_2.jpg
 
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kinda shocked taylor swift didnt get an invite.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Why would any heterosexual man in his 20s or 30s hell even 40s watch the oscar's?

How do you know the guy didn't have a bet or something on that garbage??? You don't need to constantly over compensate with the fake machismo, Jesus.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Why would any heterosexual man in his 20s or 30s hell even 40s watch the oscar's?



 
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Quote Originally Posted by coldsnap55:

Can't blame you on this one.

 

Had you tuned in earlier, you would have seen her presenting an Oscar.   Unreal.

Well if coldsnap and I agree on something (it had to happen one day) then it must be true.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by 165yds:

She has been in dozens of movies and still in her early 20's.  Her movies have grossed billions of dollars and will continue to do so.  Very few have her resume at such a young age.  Those vampire movies suck but there is a huge market for it so she isn't going anywhere.  

I wasn’t aware the talent of an actor/director/etc. was judged by how much money their movies made. 

Michael Bay will be thrilled to hear it.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mihai:


Or why wouldn't they wanna bang KS?

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FEkxtl1-FKs/THd7HXY9mUI/AAAAAAAAAdI/CB2eN7MqvNo/s1600/Kristen+Stewart+at+the+Eclipse+premiere+tonight_2.jpg

Who said they wouldn’t bang her?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:


How do you know the guy didn't have a bet or something on that garbage??? You don't need to constantly over compensate with the fake machismo, Jesus.

Some guys just feel the need to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

As for the betting: I won about $200 in an office pool. I just bet all the favorites and won 20 out of 24 categories.

 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 165yds:

She has been in dozens of movies and still in her early 20's.  Her movies have grossed billions of dollars and will continue to do so.  Very few have her resume at such a young age.  Those vampire movies suck but there is a huge market for it so she isn't going anywhere.  

Thats like saying Kurt Rambis was the reason the Lakers were good in the 80s.....

 

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