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Would you rather have a gay son or a pornstar daughter?

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Simple as that.  One or the other.  You must choose.  

I would rather have a gay son.  I couldn't go through life knowing my daughter was getting gang banged to pay her rent.  Not that having a gay son would be something to brag about but at least the whole world couldn't download his stuff..


 
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You can always explain having a pornstar daughter cuz you didn't pay attention to her, but to have a gay son is just a slap in the face cuz you taught him to be a man and well if he turns out to be gay you fucked something up.
 
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gay son.
 
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since I have a daughter I would have to say id rather have a son polishing penises 
 
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polishing penis it is
 
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They would both be taking it in the ass... so tuff choice!!!
 
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pornstar daughter
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I would be my daughters manager
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Is my gay son pitching or catching?

Will my pornstar daughter bring her slutty female co-workers over on weekends? 

I need more details here. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

since I have a daughter I would have to say id rather have a son polishing penises 

Funny you should say that as I have a son and it would send me into early retirement should he turn out "happy."

Definitely a pornstar daughter for several reasons. One of which Bill from the 702 has stated. Another is that female pornstars make much more money than their male counterpart.

I wonder what the fathers in the OP's avatar think?

 
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Those are two good points.


Taking those thoughts into consideration and those are just two more reasons why I am glad not to have or plan on having kids









 
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I know you said pick one or the other but I think there needs to be a third option



Gay, porn actress, or retarded.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:

Is my gay son pitching or catching?

Will my pornstar daughter bring her slutty female co-workers over on weekends? 

I need more details here. 



 
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i would have both. For i know, i would be raking in some serious $$ !!


 
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pornstar daughter
 
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Porn Star Daughter, She would probably bring some hot Porn Star friends around on occasion. 
 
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Gay son. He'd make me lose weight, dress better, and my yard would look much better than it does now.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

i would have both. For i know, i would be raking in some serious $$ !!


I'm not sure how you would benefit financially from it unless you're pimping them both out.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

Porn Star Daughter, She would probably bring some hot Porn Star friends around on occasion. 


Bang a few porn stars and if you ever get a ingrown hair or some innocent rash your mind would go crazy thinking it is the beginning of AIDS or something

No thanks on porn star daughter run off 
 
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Hockeyteeth,

Nice run you have going in survivor and you are looking good tonight to go 11 in a row

and 17-4 on your last 21....nice
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:

Is my gay son pitching or catching?   Both

Will my pornstar daughter bring her slutty female co-workers over on weekends?   No

I need more details here. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GOPHERNATION12:

Gay son. He'd make me lose weight, dress better, and my yard would look much better than it does now.



 
 
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this is one great tuff question...

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