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I had a date about 2 months back with a Brunette chick named Gretchen, We met over the net so i had my pre-emptive psycho detect navigation on i was prepared for some weird shit man. We went to a mexican joint and the food was good etc then we went to the movies we held hands, everything was blessed. I dropped her off, we kissed good night she wasnt 1 for having sex on the first date so i walked away with the positives. Next morning she texts me this exact stuff
"Hey baby had a gr8 tym last night cnt w8 2 do it again, luv u xxmwahxx"
So i thought nothing of it, thought it was just cyber talk, so she rings me up during the afternoon and she starts talking to me as if were a couple already by saying things such as "Have you been to Italy, we totally have to go there", and im thinking okay maybe i looked good last night and she likes me...but as our conversation came to an end she said the words every sane man does not want to hear the night after a first date "Bye baby, love you", as i put the phone down i thought oh boy there goes another one, i have been ducking that chicks calls for a while, luckily she hasnt rang for the past week or so.
But that chick was only half of the reason i made this thread, the chick i dated after Gretchen was about 3 weeks ago, her name was Justine. Met her through a friend at my local, and we had sex the first night i got introduced to her and then after a few days we had our first date, we went to an Italian Joint we went there had some good food and then i took her to the cinema (my routine).
So as we come out the cinema i try to convince her to come round mine for coffee (yeah like thats what i want her to come round for) and she says yh sure. So when she comes back you know the drill we pretend for the first 10 minutes as if sex is the last thing on our mind and then were rocking out like a couple of rabbits but thats not the reason i write this, after sex this chick pulls out some skunk/weed and starts rolling up and says to me "you want some babe?" like smoking weed is a normal thing, so as she is rolling up the joint i said to her "listen i dont do weed so if your gonna roll it up please do it outside or go home" she is like "oh come on babe dont be a fuddy duddy" so she starts to smoke it and unfortunately i feel enough is enough i took the joint out of her mouth, put it out and threw it away and then as i come back from the kitchen she is all crying, proper crying "i cant believe you used me, you wanted sex i had it with you and then you wont let me light a joint up, im leaving, cant believe you used me you bastard".
As Justine leaves the house im thinking "Phew", but knowing the bitch that she is,she went and said to the friend of mine who introduced her to me that i forced her into having sex, now my friend thinks im a rapist/pervert but luckily i havent heard back from her for a while so there has not been any repercussions from that bad night.
Anyone else had back to back dates that have gone wrong, making you think of your ex girlfriends that were atleast sane?
Chicks are crazy these days i tell you...
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.....take a lesson from the Boss. Bill is a ex president, and the mutherfu#$ing man. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" 
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