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what gives...last year it was pretty live and exciting..are people not going to vegas anymore???
 
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I'm about to head that way, bro.  Used advantage miles, so the flight is free.  The room is comped through the Harrah's players card, so that's free.  I just picked up a nice roll of playing money from my fatass local, so I'll be playing with house money.  I couldn't be more excited.  You guys sit around and whack off to internet porn... I'm going to sin city to have a good time. 
 
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I will be there Wednesday
Bagel Sandwiches Suck
 
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had a chance to meet a buddy out there end of month, but schedules conflict. kinda sucks. havent been there in a month.
 
i dont seem to get FF miles enough for a free flight. And i usually fly about 3-4 times a year (round trips). Majority is Airtran and Jet blue...oh well
 
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there are only so many threads you can have with people asking the same 3 questions
which sportsbooks are the best,
which hotels are the best and
where the softest poker games are


 
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^

No doubt.
 
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I like reading trip reports.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NJDevils:

there are only so many threads you can have with people asking the same 3 questions
which sportsbooks are the best,
which hotels are the best and
where the softest poker games are


very true, but stories....where are the stories!!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:

I like reading trip reports.

exactly...heck, make something up...make me laugh...anything

 
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Here is my Vegas story from the other day

I went to the Venetian to bet on the WEC fights , I parked at the fashion show mall. walking back to my car i was walking along the rocks and shrubs part of the parking lot when a pigeon jumped  in front of me because I think I startled it. It was hiding inthe tree i guess for shade I didnt see it. I tried to avoid it and tripped and skinned my knee and my hand. I went 1-1 on my fight bets and lost $10
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NJDevils:

Here is my Vegas story from the other day

I went to the Venetian to bet on the WEC fights , I parked at the fashion show mall. walking back to my car i was walking along the rocks and shrubs part of the parking lot when a pigeon jumped  in front of me because I think I startled it. It was hiding inthe tree i guess for shade I didnt see it. I tried to avoid it and tripped and skinned my knee and my hand. I went 1-1 on my fight bets and lost $10

 good story.

skinning knee

 
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Sweet story Bro im  thinking of going to stateline to place a wager on Orl in game 3 tonight 3hr drive
 
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How non exciting was that story?
 
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Turn that pigeon into a hooker and you losing $10 into her robbing you of 3 dimes and thats a story.  GL
 
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Well, about two months ago, when I was at the M Resort, sitting at the Pai Gow Poker table, I couldn't stop gazing at the blonde cocktail waitress, who was about 5' 9", thin, pretty face, and the requisite fake boobs.

But I couldn't help but think she was wearing mostly hair extensions, her hair was too lush and thick to be natural. When she was on the other side of the table, I turned to the guy next to me and asked, "you think those are extensions?" He said "I dunno", then summoned her to come over to our side.

He said to her, "This guy has a question about your hair."

She turned to me and I stammered something along the lines of "Hey, I just love your hair".

She nodded, said "thanks" and said I had a nice mane on me, too. She then walked away.

So there it is, my thrilling Vegas story.
 
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my story actually gets even better...i also took the Penguins in game 6 tonight on that same trip so I actually am up $40.

Top that one Lemonsky
 
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lemon and NJ competing for best story this week!!
 
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Had a crazy chick jump up on my bar a few months back and just go nuts...pushing all the beer taps foward..beer everywhere. Throwing shit, spitting. She must have had a chemical imbalance. Took 2 cops 20 mins. to get her in the back of the squad car. I thought they were gonna break her arms and legs. Toughest chick I have ever seen.
 
My stories are endless. Being a graveyard bartender out here I have seen it all.
 
Next time I will tell you about the girl who shit her pants at the bar.
 
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Is this really what vegas has come to?
 
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speaking of shit in your pants at a bar

Two guys are out getting sloshed at a bar, when one just spews beer all over himself. "Oh sh*t!!! my wife is gonna kill me if I come home drunk again!!!" says the guy. "Don't worry, look, just put a $20 in your shirt pocket, and tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you money for the cleaners," said his friend. So he goes home, and she starts in on him, calling him a lazy, worthless, drunk, etc. He raises a hand to stop her, and says, "Hey, it wasn't me, some drunk puked on me and then gave me $20 for the cleaners!" "Oh, really? I'm sorry then," she says. "But why is there $40 here?"

"Well, he also shit in my pants"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FatherFeelMeUp:

Had a crazy chick jump up on my bar a few months back and just go nuts...pushing all the beer taps foward..beer everywhere. Throwing shit, spitting. She must have had a chemical imbalance. Took 2 cops 20 mins. to get her in the back of the squad car. I thought they were gonna break her arms and legs. Toughest chick I have ever seen.
 
My stories are endless. Being a graveyard bartender out here I have seen it all.
 
Next time I will tell you about the girl who shit her pants at the bar.

where do you tend at?

 
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Local chain.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CrusCrnshw:

very true, but stories....where are the stories!!!

I'm heading out on the 28th for four or five days.  I'm going solo (unkown to the GF, who thinks there are others going).  I'm technically not on vacation from work, so I'll be checking emails periodically and maybe doing minimal work.  During these brief work sessions, I'll post some updates and such. 

 
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Bought my Phil Steele preview yesterday and went grocery shopping today


I think that should seal the deal for me.... nobody is topping that flurry of activity
 
 
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Actually my friend and his wife are coming out the 28th and they will be getting an extra room key for me so I can use the Mandalay Bay pool for 4 days
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