We got Verlander back!!!!

Now I can jackoff to Kate Upton! 

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@buffer

 she's not as hot as you think.

Pretty but not Hot

lol whatever! I have sat close to them at tiny boxwoods restaurant here in htown so don’t gimme that shit! 

back where he belongs the CHEATROS

so you’re telling me Kate upton walks up to you, asks you to plow her, you’re declining? 

Astros only have to pay 29 million of Verlanders remaining 93 million contract. The Mets are eating the rest. We traded Drew Gilbert and Ryan Clifford. Bottom line we get Verlander for 2.3 years for 29 million. 

He is 40 Years OLD

@buffer

 with a limp dick

He is a Viking! He reeks of testosterone! Fucker has hair all over his body hairy arms grows facial hair fastball signs of high testosterone! Great longevity! 

That's a good one cbb!...the cheatros...lol

They sure as heck cheated back a few years ago, I wonder if they are still doing it now but are being extremely cautious to not get caught again...lol

@SirJohnDrake

 they will never be respected becuz of that

didn't say that.

Yes she is a goddess in most male eyes but she is a dime a dozen.

OK Jerk off material when you see her pics but not Over the Top One Of A Kind.

I do give her credit for keeping a Low Profile behind Her Husbands Career.

@cbbanalysts

 Yeah, I agree. Just imagine, if they are still cheating and get caught again...wow!...would they get banned from playing in the league?...lol

That's not what he's telling you.

You get Verlander back for 1.3 years.

I hope tiny Boxwoods restaurant had long tablecloths.

@Mr Bator.

What's on deck tonight Mr. Bator?

@SirJohnDrake

 no just like last time mlb will ignore it  its total horseshit all those players should have been suspended at least half a season for knowing they were a part of it

@MrBator

 1st time i've seen your funny side in 18 years.

no 2.3 years if he exercises his 3rd year player option by throwing a minimum 140 innings next year. 

there are woman in my gym hotter than Kate Upton. She looks nice though, but I'm certainly not beating off to her. 

Kate Upton is overrated 

LOL