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Posted: #26
Disagree with Iglesias...very funny IMO


NOT FUNNY LIST:

George Lopez - same jokes for the past 10 years, we get it, you are Mexican

Jim Norton - seems to be a popular choice, and for good reason.  Angry little guy.

Lisa Lampanelli - same as Lopez, eventually the jokes get old, as does she



VERY FUNNY LIST

John Caparulo - Lazy bastard just like most of the male species, very funny

Rodney Carrington - Better than any of the Blue Collar guys IMO

Louis C.K. - hard working, does a ton of shows, and almost always new material

Katt Williams - besides saying mother fucker and ni**er every other word, very good


 
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Other VERY funny ones that aren't as big as they should be....

Billy Gardell

Comedian Bob Marley

Nick Swardson

Christopher Titus
 
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Margaret Cho

That chick from Facts of Life who had cerebral palsy, Geri something.  If you've heard one CP joke, you've pretty much heard them all. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by NJDevils:

Adding 3 more to the awful list

Craig Ferguson, Gabriel Iglesias, Bill Maher

Bill Maher is the modern Will Rogers. closest living comedian to the late, great George Carlin's  

your right-wing bias is showing, Devils

agree with CMJohnson's "NOT FUNNY" list 100%

don't understand the hate for Jeff Dunham. his interaction with "Walter" is hilarious. I think that Cnn's Jack Cafferty was the model for Walter because Jack "Crabby" is just like him.

btw, I still miss Sam Kinison and Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by t6rider:

Kevin James fuckin sucks. I hate that fat pig.

his stand up is actually pretty good..i was shocked...
 
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Steve Harvey
 
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Maher, Cook, Black...I am surprised they have carrers at all. Rented a DVD of Bill Hicks, couldn't make it through the whole thing, just not many laughs.
 
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Maher, Cook, Black...I am surprised they have carrers at all. Rented a DVD of Bill Hicks, couldn't make it through the whole thing, just not many laughs.
 
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Lewis Black is a great call.   He always seems like a guy who ought to be funny, but never quite is.  Great delivery; fun to watch, but the payoff is seldom very good. 
 
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LeRat what an absolute insult to equate Maher to Carlin. The no. 1 requirement is to be funny/insightful. If Maher was right-wing rather than left, he'd never have been on tv and he'd be famous for sleepovers at playboy mansion.
 
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Please tell me someone was watching Conan on thursday night...they had a comedian on their named Hugh Moore, and he was horrible.  Granted, he had to basically follow Louis CK who was also on the show,but not doing standup. Here is the link to the video 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ad1260:

Ray Romano....pretty much can't stand the guy. 

 
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Lerinkrat

Maher is not funny at all. his delivery is shit. He speaks in a condescending "let me talk down to you" style and he has no jokes. His shit only plays to a lefty audience. He has no jokes, just stereotypical put downs of people on the right and what he perceives them to be. He is an awful awful comedian
 
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Most of the people named in this list are DEAD ON RIGHT. I'm as funny as they are. If I can do what they do then they suck.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NJDevils:

Lerinkrat

Maher is not funny at all. his delivery is shit. He speaks in a condescending "let me talk down to you" style and he has no jokes. His shit only plays to a lefty audience. He has no jokes, just stereotypical put downs of people on the right and what he perceives them to be. He is an awful awful comedian

will agree to disagree

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JMC1984:

DANE COOK THINKS EVERY JOKE IS FUNNY AS LONG AS YOU SCREAM IT OUT AND JUMP AROUND LIKE A MONKEY!!!!! (Thats how Dane Cook would type)




YA I RAN INTO THIS GUY I USED TO KNOW AND HE WAS LIKE "COME TO MY PARTY". HE ASKED WHAT I WAS DOING THIS WEEKEND AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO HIS PARTY. I REALLY WASN'T GONNA GO THOUGH

So funny. Amazing his stupid bull shit could even be that popular. A sign of the times I guess.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:





YA I RAN INTO THIS GUY I USED TO KNOW AND HE WAS LIKE "COME TO MY PARTY". HE ASKED WHAT I WAS DOING THIS WEEKEND AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO HIS PARTY. I REALLY WASN'T GONNA GO THOUGH

So funny. Amazing his stupid bull shit could even be that popular. A sign of the times I guess.


just picturing that with the Cook delivery and people laughing at it
 
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Bill Maher is the friggin worst  
 
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Jim Breuer. Not Funny.
 
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AZIZ is AWESOME.  but on to the original question.  Lampanelli's stand up is bad as well as Cook.  but the WORST I mean WORST comedian ever is Pete Lee.  If you can stomach it look it up on youtube...its so bad I won't even search for it.
 
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What is funny about Aziz?  post a clip that is allegedly funny
 
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Quote Originally Posted by t6rider:

Kevin James fuckin sucks. I hate that fat pig.


i hate King of Queens with a passion....somehow that piece of shit show is always on and I have to catch a glimpse of his person looking wife and his fat bubbling ass
 
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Quote Originally Posted by onTHEfritz:

Please tell me someone was watching Conan on thursday night...they had a comedian on their named Hugh Moore, and he was horrible.  Granted, he had to basically follow Louis CK who was also on the show,but not doing standup. Here is the link to the video 


conan sucks now..used to love that ginger fuker, but he sold out once he took lenos gig, then became a wooo is me person on tbs

die in cable obscurity you douche
 
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Quote Originally Posted by onTHEfritz:

Please tell me someone was watching Conan on thursday night...they had a comedian on their named Hugh Moore, and he was horrible.  Granted, he had to basically follow Louis CK who was also on the show,but not doing standup. Here is the link to the video 



He's the black Dane Cook.  That was a disgrace.
 
 
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Chodaz...you got some anger issues my friend.
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