Good heavens, look who the beleaguered Bobcats have up next!

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Just for laughs, I checked the upcoming schedule to see which team will fuc.king trounce the pitiful Bobcats next. And - holy crap - it's the Oklahoma City Thunder! Oh no! The score of their last meeting was 114-69, which is sad, but sadder still is that the game was not as close as the final score indicates. Maybe the Thunder will show some class on Friday and designate two players of the five on the floor that are not to cross the midcourt stripe while the other three play on offense. That could make the final score respectable. Maybe.

The Bobcats, who I foolishly entrusted against the Nets, are now a blistering 0-8 SU & ATS since their last win in Orlando. They've been outscored in those eight games by a count of 867 to 693. No, I'm just kidding. It's actually.....no, wait - it actually is 867 to 693. Theezuz Christ...

Two seasons, ago, the Bobcats lost in Oklahoma City, 99-81. Three months later, the Bobcats lost the rematch in Charlotte, 99-82. "Baby steps" said Michael Jordan after the game, "That's what it's all about."

Okay, he didn't actually say that, but I enjoyed making fun of him anyway, as should we all for being the face of this ridiculous franchise.

Any guesses on the line for Friday's game, or better yet, the final score? Who on Earth is going to take the Bobcats?? Not me. How about you?

MrBator · Answer

Just for laughs, I checked the upcoming schedule to see which team will fuc.king trounce the pitiful Bobcats next. And - holy crap - it's the Oklahoma City Thunder! Oh no! The score of their last meeting was 114-69, which is sad, but sadder still is that the game was not as close as the final score indicates. Maybe the Thunder will show some class on Friday and designate two players of the five on the floor that are not to cross the midcourt stripe while the other three play on offense. That could make the final score respectable. Maybe.

The Bobcats, who I foolishly entrusted against the Nets, are now a blistering 0-8 SU & ATS since their last win in Orlando. They've been outscored in those eight games by a count of 867 to 693. No, I'm just kidding. It's actually.....no, wait - it actually is 867 to 693. Theezuz Christ...

Two seasons, ago, the Bobcats lost in Oklahoma City, 99-81. Three months later, the Bobcats lost the rematch in Charlotte, 99-82. "Baby steps" said Michael Jordan after the game, "That's what it's all about."

Okay, he didn't actually say that, but I enjoyed making fun of him anyway, as should we all for being the face of this ridiculous franchise.

Any guesses on the line for Friday's game, or better yet, the final score? Who on Earth is going to take the Bobcats?? Not me. How about you?

wiseman22 · Answer

lol nice write-up. question is: what will you play the line up to??

LetEMride · Answer

bobcats &#x2B;54...I would take that

rr207 · Answer

This is gonna be great.

LineKiller28 · Answer

Thanks for the late night laughs....im thinking line will open at 12.5 to 13.5  in that range...and it will close 1.5 to 2 higher and yes it will most certainly cover....especially if okc misses at NY...

MrBator · Answer

I wouldn&#x27;t take the Bobcats against Hickory High right now.

TheDreamLV · Answer

They are soo Horrrible!!!  25 pts entire 2nd Half tonight. . .  Hahaha can&#x27;t wait to see the line, the biggest all year probably..

MrBator · Answer

The Bobcats have averaged losing 6 of their last 7 games....for the last fourteen weeks! <----- me upon realizing that <----- Michael Jordan right now <---- guys who habitually bet ON the Bobcats

MrBator · Answer

The Bobcats have averaged losing 6 of their last 7 games....for the last fourteen weeks! <----- me upon realizing that <----- Michael Jordan right now <---- guys who habitually bet ON the Bobcats

rr207 · Answer

They&#x27;ll score more next time out

MrBator · Answer

No, wait - I had the joke right the first time.  F.uck.

Hrmnd · Answer

i sense trap play coming very very sooonnnnnnn

rr207 · Answer

If you can wait, it will be this weekend.

ShallowBrook · Answer

17 pt line

RtxElite · Answer

Never bet on the Bobcats and Nets no matter what except if Brooklyn&#x27;s opponent are the Bobcats.

Consilience · Answer

Nuggets large on TNT Thursday.

VittoDitto · Answer

I think line depends on the outcome in New York and the Clippers game. Charlotte&#x27;s game will be a back to back for the Thunder so I expect the line should be around 13.5-15.5 for the Bobcats. Given the Clippers lose tommorow to Denver, I will definitely take the Bobcats at &#x2B;14.5 or more. Thunder will be loose at the end and Bobcats will have their cover. Just my 2 cents.

Lopelpickscom · Answer

Bobcats ML

shrimp1958 · Answer

If it was at OKC it might be 20....At Kitties -13....highest road favorite in the NBA in years....

Osirus13 · Answer

bobcats roll the thunder

shrimp1958 · Answer

Only if the Thunder play with 4 at a time...

AllSteelRoots · Answer

Yea they are taking like really small baby steps with a loaded down diaper.

Yungstar · Answer

Wish teams wouldn&#x27;t toy with the Bobcats in the first half, they make those 1H bets tough to take, lol.

Michfan15 · Answer

i think there will be some value on the bobcats ml in an upcoming game very soon all it take is one of their opponents to get drunk or high the night before / day of and take the game too lightly and boom bobcats will come up with a SU win

Good heavens, look who the beleaguered Bobcats have up next!

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