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For the first time this postseason and in a long time, I'm skipping a day. I'm taking Monday off. This is something I almost never do.
Why am I doing this? 
Because I want to have the funds necessary to absolutely HAMMER a game on Tuesday. 
Oddsmakers, you disgust me. This line that you put out for Tuesday, it actually makes me angry. It's a motherfucking insult. I've gotten every game right so far in this series and now you're throwing this softball at me? Are you kidding? I'm going on a goddamn shopping spree after I cash this. 
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
This is not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose. If it does, I may as well just end my life because that would mean that Armageddon is upon us and Vegas already paid off the Four Horsemen. 
The fate of my soul rests in the hands of these twelve brave men on Tuesday...
THE BOSTON CELTICS
Let's do this. 
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to the bank.
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