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BIG SMOKE DOG IN THE HOUSE.....$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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WHAT'S UP DEGENERATES?......I KNOW I KNOW.  EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR A BAILOUT TONIGHT AFTER LOSING THE RENT MONEY THIS WEEKEND.... 

WE'VE ALL HEARD THE STORY AND I KNOW IT'S HAPPENED TO ME A FEW TIMES OVER THE YEARS.  I'VE BEEN IN THIS GAME FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND THIS YEAR IS ALREADY LOOKING POSITIVE....$$$$$.....AND I DON'T MEAN HIV POSITIVE....

2 PLAYS TONIGHT:

 

2 TEAM 7 POINT TEASER

4 UNIT -----BENGALS +14.5 WITH OVER 34.5

3 UNIT -----CHARGERS +1

 

SMOKE OUT!!!

 

 
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Love the Ravens tonight, playing 5U on them myself
 
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JEZHEAD.....I LIKE THE RAVENS AS WELL BUT NOT TO COVER MY 14.5 POINT TEASER.....GOOD LUCK BRO....
 
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JEZHEAD.....I LIKE THE RAVENS AS WELL BUT NOT TO COVER MY 14.5 POINT TEASER.....GOOD LUCK BRO....
 
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LET'S GET IT!!!!!
 
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GL K9. 

 
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Teasers are for losers.......nuff said
 
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^^^what he said
 
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why anyone would ever bet a teaser is beyond me.

You get 6 points.........which isn't even 2 field goals, since you LOSE on a TIE.
You can do the 6.5 or 7 point teasers, but your JUICE is way higher....

And with a teaser you have to win 2 bets.

so you have a 25% chance of winning, where with 1 bet you have a 50% chance of winning.  Straight up is the only way to go. 

If you bet the two games that you have in the teaser, STRAIGHT UP......If you go 1-1, which is what will most likely happen, you break even and lose only juice.....which is minimal.

TEASERS are for LOSERS or STUPID PEOPLE
 
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I AGREE YOU SHOULD NEVER DO TEASERS.....UNLESS YOU SPOT A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY LINE THAT IT WILL HIT AS A PUSH OR YOU GET FUCKED ON A BULLSHIT PLAY......THIS GAME FITS THAT MODEL....

SO GO CRAWL BACK INTO A BUTTHOLE.....

 

 
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so what is the juice on your 7point teaser??

how come you don't list the juice??

#Waaahaaa
 
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-130 LITTLE DICK.......

 

 
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and if Baltimore gets another TD, you lose the TEASER with your 14.5 points.......and that spread never went to 7.5........
so I guess you got the 7.5 2 team teaser??

your crazy
 
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its -120 for a regular teaser

you got 7 points and you got the game at a 7.5 point spread????

and your juice is only -130

sounds very suspect

#Waaahaaa
 
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CHIRONELLY........LOOK HERE PECKER HEAD.......IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PLAY THEN DON'T FUCKIN PLAY IT.....

GO CRAWL BACK IN A BUTTHOLE....

 
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over 42
 
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Quote Originally Posted by chironelly:

why anyone would ever bet a teaser is beyond me.

You get 6 points.........which isn't even 2 field goals, since you LOSE on a TIE.
You can do the 6.5 or 7 point teasers, but your JUICE is way higher....

And with a teaser you have to win 2 bets.

so you have a 25% chance of winning, where with 1 bet you have a 50% chance of winning.  Straight up is the only way to go. 

If you bet the two games that you have in the teaser, STRAIGHT UP......If you go 1-1, which is what will most likely happen, you break even and lose only juice.....which is minimal.

TEASERS are for LOSERS or STUPID PEOPLE



oh so my teaser of baltimore -1 over 36.5 was a stupid bet? STFK up teasers are $$$$ 
 
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TRUST ME YOU DON'T DO TEASERS VERY OFTEN....................

AGAIN ............YOU ONLY DO TEASERS IN THE NFL WHERE THE LINES ARE SHARP......

I WOULDN'T TEASE A OREGON DUCK PICK IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL GIVING 50 POINTS.....

NICE PLAY BUFFALO11....

 

 
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and that's why Teasers are especially made for you K9Special

because it's gonna LOSE

#Waaahaaa

TD Baltimore!!!
 
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#Waaahaaa
 
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fumble rooooooo-skiiii
 
 
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BACK IN THE BUTTHOLE CHIRONELLY

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