GucciCapper doesn't have a Richard Mille watch but can get closer to buying one tonight...

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GucciCapper has always been a watch connoisseur. When GucciCapper was in elementary school, GucciCapper rocked a simple black strap Casio. GucciCapper then graduated to a nice green Fossil watch before stepping up GucciCapper's game to an all black Movado. After GucciCapper's friend broke GucciCapper's watch with his own diamond watch (GucciCapper didn't believe those diamonds were real and completely destroyed that Sapphire), GucciCapper went Gucci and got a nice all black Gucci watch. In 2010, GucciCapper had the luxury of picking out a Patek Philippe watch with GucciCapper's boss in China. Unfortunately, it was for GucciCapper's boss, not GucciCapper himself. Anyway, enough about GucciCapper's life, tonight we will get to see a beautiful Richard Mile shine not once, but twice in the endzone when OBJ goes off in primetime.

So GucciCapper are we going square and laying 6.5 points on the road with a team that has not proven anything? Yes we are. Here's why.

1) Motivation. The Browns have players with huge egos that like to shine in big moments. From Baker Mayfield beer chugging at that baseball game to OBJ beating up the kicking net then proposing to it the following week, these personalities like to shine in big moments. GuccICapper believes these guys will show up tonight under the bright lights and prove that they are the real deal tonight.

2) Injuries and Illnesses. GucciCapper remembers when GucciCapper was making out with one of GucciCapper's first girlfriends in middle school and was worried about catching Mono. Funny how age changes everything. Now GucciCapper wouldn't be worried about catching anything worse than the clap from raw Cleveland dog pounding something GucciCapper paid for in southeast Asia. How in the world the golden boy Darnold caught Mono is head scratching to say the least. Nonetheless, Darnold is not the biggest injury concern. CJ Mosley, their QB on defense, is out too. Once he went out, the Jets had no answer for the Bills last week. Also, with Quincy Enunwa and Quinnen Williams out, the Jets are banged up in multiple positions. On top of that, Leveon Bell hasn't had much of a workload so far and he's banged up. Expect the Browns better then most people expect defense to actually show up tonight.

3) Coaching. We all know that Gregg Williams was the DC last year. He put his name in the hat for head coach and loss to Freddie Kitchens. What did Kitchens do? He didn't re-hire Gregg Williams back. Now Williams is on the Jets sideline for head coach Adam Gase. Both head coaches are looking for their first wins, and GucciCapper expects Kitchens to do everything in his power to run up the score on the Jets. There's been a lot of trash talking going around about Gregg Williams, and GucciCapper expects the Browns to put on a clinic tonight offensively.

4) Can the Browns play a worse game then last weeks game? Multiple turnovers, tons of penalties, horrible big plays given up on the defensive side. GucciCapper would like to remind everyone that the Browns were only down 2 points in the third quarter in that game. It wasn't as big of a blowout as the score shows. Expect a ton more focus on both sides of the ball tonight.

So there we go boys. We are going with beer chuggin Baker and Richard Mille wearing OBJ, We also got 'Bless em (Jarvis Landry - Hard Knocks 2018) who should have a big game tonight. Expect Chubb to get enough going on the ground to open up some huge play action deep bombs for Baker.

Lay the points tonight. Be a square. It's ok. Do it secretly if you don't want supposedly "sharp" guys shaking their head in line when you say 289 spread. It will work. The Browns will show up tonight and cover.

Best of luck boys.

-Gucci out

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