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Congrats! First 9-7 team to win the SB.
 
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Figures a Canadian would have the name POKE GUY...
 
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Canadians Are all polesmoking cocksuckers!!!!
 
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The following is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

 

You boys are fucking dumb and its known worldwide.

 
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 On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of bears and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants will prosper. I shall call these inhabitants "Canadians", and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the neighbors I'm going to give them.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jessejames15:

 On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of bears and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants will prosper. I shall call these inhabitants "Canadians", and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the neighbors I'm going to give them.


Jess Canada is a worthless,pointless waste of space...if your country ever gets  destroyed,or exterminated ,no one would miss it,it would just be like it never existed...and if you ever needed military assistance..hmmmmm I wonder what country would have to bail your pathetic asses out.....know where your bread is buttered bitch..bow Down and kiss our American soil ,without us you will never survive.....
 
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Ya, you got me with that one.

Please can someone tell me why Canada would ever need military assistance?

Boy, Canada will never be attacked in this lifetime or the next. There's a big reason why some get attacked and others don't.

Try and figure it out.

 
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Jesse, damn shame the turn this thread took. I'm a Giants fan, thrilled as fuck at what this team did, and I'm a small stakes gambler(wish I could've had more funds to put on the game), but I definitely root for anyone's betting success. Damn shame other people like to go negative. Kudos on your win.
 
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HEY JESSE YOU SUCK OFF BRADY AND BELLICHEK AT THE SAME TIME OR DO YOU HAVE THEM COME TO YOUR BASEMENT OF YOUR MOM'S HOUSE WHERE YOU LIVE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR......YOU SAID YOU LOVE THEM I WAS JUST CURIOUS.........ARE YOU THE PITCHER  OR THE CATCHER........WHAT ARE THEY INTO.......YOUR ASS OR MOUTH....GOOD CALL ON THE PATS WINNING.....DOUCHBAG.
 
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I REALLY JUST GOT SO TIRED OF THIS JESSE TALKING SHIT TO EVERYONE I FIGURE I RIP HIM A NEW ASSHOLE......HE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE THE GIANTS HE'S JUST BLOWING SMOKE....HE HAD NEW ENGLAND.....JUST DOES NOT WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT ON THE FUCKING HOSING HE TOOK BY TAKING NEW ENGLAND....THIS GUY IS A FUCKING TOOL....FADE THIS SCUMWAD....HE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT HIS EYES ARE FUCKING BROWN.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 25INSANESULLY:

I REALLY JUST GOT SO TIRED OF THIS JESSE TALKING SHIT TO EVERYONE I FIGURE I RIP HIM A NEW ASSHOLE......HE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE THE GIANTS HE'S JUST BLOWING SMOKE....HE HAD NEW ENGLAND.....JUST DOES NOT WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT ON THE FUCKING HOSING HE TOOK BY TAKING NEW ENGLAND....THIS GUY IS A FUCKING TOOL....FADE THIS SCUMWAD....HE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT HIS EYES ARE FUCKING BROWN.....

hes a fucking tool!!! what else would you expect from a ass licking canadian ..
 
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LOL dam u guys are so mad..

its ok that u guys took pats and lost. its just money... oh right u broke ass americans dont have any  yo il give u guys money, u guys want? im always down to do charity to those in need. il jus give u guys the money i pay to dudes to build my igloo in the backyard. yeaa???? orr better yet. il take over ur mortgages for u guys. how much is ur house i mean shack worth. 20k?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by 25INSANESULLY:

I REALLY JUST GOT SO TIRED OF THIS JESSE TALKING SHIT TO EVERYONE I FIGURE I RIP HIM A NEW ASSHOLE......HE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE THE GIANTS HE'S JUST BLOWING SMOKE....HE HAD NEW ENGLAND.....JUST DOES NOT WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT ON THE FUCKING HOSING HE TOOK BY TAKING NEW ENGLAND....THIS GUY IS A FUCKING TOOL....FADE THIS SCUMWAD....HE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT HIS EYES ARE FUCKING BROWN.....

Ya, you ripped me a new asshole. Good one, got me there.

And sure I had the Pats. This is why I called the Giants well before the superbowl game because I thought the Pats would win.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman64:

Jesse, damn shame the turn this thread took. I'm a Giants fan, thrilled as fuck at what this team did, and I'm a small stakes gambler(wish I could've had more funds to put on the game), but I definitely root for anyone's betting success. Damn shame other people like to go negative. Kudos on your win.

 

Thank-You and good luck to your future games.

 

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