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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

why do most of you brothers get that nasty razor burn? and where the white women at?
,,,We call it "razor bumps" and usually my darker brothers have prolems with them.....Think they are in-grown hairs or some shit like that,,,,,

.....They with us, man......

 
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Quote Originally Posted by OnlyGod:

So how do you feel about English black guys that wear tuxedos and have English accents ?
,,All about the linguistic semantics,,,Could give a shit if they spoke the "click" languages of the sub sahara......
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

if a black guy is in the woods and falls down and noones around to hear it

does he make a sound?

,,,Only if the Klan member snitches,,,,,
 
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Quote Originally Posted by instinctpicks:

Why do blacks have carpet hair?
,,,So we can fuck your white ass up....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by seaweed:

Are there more black people or white people cuffed on Covers.com?

,,The last census was white boys by a mile.....Covers is like "bizarro", real world.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by philo99:

Jay is this racist?  If it is do you plan to boycott Walmart. 
,,,Negative,,,,he has joined Lincoln and Washigton as a proud representative of the "Chia© Presidents Club"....
 
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jay10 = tiki barber ... in my mind....

Do you really believe i am a hillbilly and a member of the KKK?

 

 

 

i'm actually a black panther in disguise

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

jay10 = tiki barber ... in my mind....

Do you really believe i am a hillbilly and a member of the KKK?

 

 

 

i'm actually a black panther in disguise

,,,negative.....I think you are a fine, upstanding gentleman.....
 
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if your a honky for herman  say: here.... here
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Pee Wee Herman...
 
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I read this this entire thread and couldn't find a question that matched this one ( I apoligize if I overlooked it).

Why do black people like all their meat cooked well-done?  I haven't come across any that like it medium-rare or medium.  I can't understand why you would ruin a nice piece of quality meat by cooking it dry.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

I read this this entire thread and couldn't find a question that matched this one ( I apoligize if I overlooked it).

Why do black people like all their meat cooked well-done?  I haven't come across any that like it medium-rare or medium.  I can't understand why you would ruin a nice piece of quality meat by cooking it dry.

,,Growing up, my mother and grandma prepared food very cooked, i.e well done. I sincerely believe that you can chalk up to cultural differences and maybe the differences in the quality and the cut of meat that we had many years ago compared to whites. To this day, if my family comes over to my house for a cookout, I will keep their steaks on longer because there is no need to ask how they like it. NO PINK and NO RED in the middle.
 
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Why is kool-aid such a big hit withe black men? 


 
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Thanks Jay.  That makes a lot of sense.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tmpeus78:

Why is kool-aid such a big hit withe black men? 


,,,When you are poor growing up, being able to buy 20 packs for a dollar makes sound fiscal sense.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jay10:

,,,When you are poor growing up, being able to buy 20 packs for a dollar makes sound fiscal sense.

Makes sense I guess.
 
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Why to blacks only put $5-10 worth of gas in their car at a time. 
 
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why do blacker black dudes dislike the caramel colored brothers? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tmpeus78:

Why to blacks only put $5-10 worth of gas in their car at a time. 
,,,,I think it's not just a black thing here. Maybe economics. Just the other day, I was behind a little white girl in line and she tried to use her debit card to buy like 3 dollars worth of gas. After the declination, she wanted to write a check........I gave her a Lincoln...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

why do blacker black dudes dislike the caramel colored brothers? 
.....I think that implies more to my sisters rather than my brothers. I have many "darker" friends from college and beyond and that never came up. I think darker sisters are a little jealous of lighter skinned ones because they are portrayed by the media and the masses as more attractive.
 
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Why do they like to drive old rusty ass cars w/ $5,000 rims and $2,000 stereos? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tmpeus78:

Why do they like to drive old rusty ass cars w/ $5,000 rims and $2,000 stereos? 
,,,,,Old cars usually fall into that economic category once again. The inability to finance cars at a reputable dealership is again, not just a black thing. Add to that the ease of being able to finance the big rims and the stereo....So, it is what it is....

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jay10:

,,,,,Old cars usually fall into that economic category once again. The inability to finance cars at a reputable dealership is again, not just a black thing. Add to that the ease of being able to finance the big rims and the stereo....So, it is what it is....

 


You cannot finance a car, but you can afford all the expensive clothes, shoes & jewelry.  Say what u will, but $5,000 Chrome 20" spinners on a rusty buick regal ain't Ballin'! 
 
 
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Maybe you're too old, but do black people actually find modern black sitcoms (i.e. Tyler Perry's House of Pain, Meets the Browns, Are we there yet,The Parkers, One on One, etc) laugh out loud funny?

As a non-black, I like sitcoms like Big Bang Theory, The Office, and How I met your mother and they crack me up.

I cannot relate to moden black shows so I figured I'd ask. (Love and can't take away anything from shows like Fresh Prince, Sanford and Son, and the Jeffersons BTW).

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