I hope all the hard core Lefties inside Covers under the tutelage of WSC will enjoy the video inside the link below. Try to have some fun for 11 minutes and change! Here you go! Just scroll halfway down. MAGA!
Video: Bar-Hopping College Students Answer ‘Trump or Kamala?’
sun what’s up bro ? Hope your breakfast eggs and scrapple are made to your liking , and that your morning goes well , preferably with your IHOP waitress flirting with you , with that bitch also never forgetting to refill your coffee or orange juice cuz you have a long day ahead of you buddy .
If she’s scoping the johnson through the khakis don’t be afraid to scribble a note that says to circle “ yes “ or “ no “ if she’s “ MAGA “ and then passing it to her like it’s some kind of bizarro 6th grade dejavu event on the kinky ya feel me ?
because if she jots down to the affirmative , you just may have someone to help you in a celebratory popping of your jizzz cork later on tonight instead of that same old crusty sock you keep releasing into that your cat paws to and fro like some kind of evil genetic ball of yarn .
good luck !
bigred the Baltimore badass ! Carpet seller to the stars ! Scratch that . Carpet seller to the suburban women that ask too many questions when attempting to make a purchase on flooring or one of it’s many variants !
And that ironically have too much carpet probably already !
Because they are in their 60s and they haven’t changed with the times down there in the moist nether regions of the female anatomy , and it plays like a 1973 Playboy Centerfold when speaking about the cooch hair because they never changed their style or advanced with the times !
” Look Pa , someone left an old catcher’s mitt with roast beef au jus shavings all covered and discombobulated with goat hair intermingled in it by mom’s vajeen ! Quick grab her a towel ! Can’t believe that fuckin’ monstrosity didn’t fall off during her shower ! And why are we both here in the bathroom staring at it in agony ?!!! “
Dad : “ cuz those mushrooms were stronger than we thought son “
Thank you Spock! I dig!
Nobody writes like him....
Thank God ! I was beginning to worry about you . Thought you might have been harassing people in line at the polls and got yourself arrested again . Your ass ain’t built to do a bid or hard time .
Do you know what a prized possession you’d be in there ? You’d be sold for a carton of Kools and some pruno made in the stainless steel confines of a prison cell toilet in the span of 5 minutes or less .
Whew . Good news and good tidings .
baby Jesus does indeed love us all . Make your vote and get the hell out of there is my advice . Let it play out as it’s gonna . Ya feel me ?
I can’t have the possibility of you gettin’ incarcerated with a train being run on you longer than that Ghan in Southern Australia by Adelaide going through my mind all day playin’ tricks on me like I was Scarface . Ya dig ?
stay home and order Uber Eats . And for chrisakes man have some pride and get a new sock to ejector seat semen into . New sock and new beginnings hopefully for you !
cheers 
sundance pace yourself ! I’m getting reports that you’re running through your neighborhood in your underwear with two giant Trump flags attached to your nipples .
This is not healthy . Not only for you , but also for the young minds that happen to have their gaze fall upon your misshapen wobbly body that eats waaaaaaaay too many pancakes and sugar . Think of the youth . Do not tattoo upon their eyeballs that wonky blubberfest that is bouncing around their paved roads . Do you not care for the future generations of America ?
Why have them resort to mammoth and monumental amounts of therapy in their adult years in order to deal with the stark sharp images emblazoned deep onto their corneas ? of your pear shaped physique struggling to maintain it’s balance when their time could be better suited exploring what this thing we call life is all about ?
your gynecomastea alone is powerful enough to snap and detach retinas . And while Sugar Ray Leonard made a fully recovery from this most heinous ailment , that does not mean that others can , because let’s face it , that guy was just built differently .
just sayin’ . Plus your nips man . Think of your nips . They’re gonna look like little fried eggplants or the things that cats play with that feign the appearance of dead mice .
c’mon man . Just sit and watch the results like everybody else . Why do you always have to go above and beyond and be so damn spectacular ?
If sundance wasn’t cavorting around his neighborhood semi-nude while causing irreparable damage to his nipples in the process , I’m sure that he’d be jumping on your lap and grinding the shit out of you like he was the stripper your boys paid to give you that dance like it was your birthday .
I will not go quite that far Spock! But. I will say thank you to Cyrax for Helping Make America Great Again!
Just to let you know Spock. I bowl tonight with a bunch of Dems who are my friends. I don't bring up politics at this bowling alley. They all know I am a Trumper! I will drink beer. Try to throw some strikes and follow the election in the bar after bowling. I can not help myself! MAGA!
Okay maybe I was embellishing a bit . But cmon man , how are you spending your day ?
you are leaving a lot out . Bowling is nice but give us your thoughts .
We are on the precipice of what is most likely history in the making , or for others just another Wednesday , and the people want to know …..
nay , they demand , that you tell them how you are maneuvering through the seconds of every minute as the hours monotonously transpire and pass by over and over again ….
much like that fuckin’ scrub loser in Anytown U.S.A. does in his ‘03 Oldsmobile while driving by that hooker that’s stationed at that circle that them skeezers all hang out at , that’s by that bridge , and just adjacent to the boulevard near that wing place that everybody raves about ……
cuz he’s just not quite sure if it’s worth the 25 bucks for that “ cheap but might be infected “ punani .
spill your beans muttonchops . How is your day going ? Anticipation getting to you ? You watching the news ? Not watching the news ? Fully dressed or pajamas and slippies ? Hangin’ to the left or right ? Nervous so you bit your toenails off cuz your blessed with flexibility or did you use the clippers ? Give the people what they desire . Give them the details bro .
good luck on your bowling too buddy .
Thank you Spock! I used to tell the guys I bowled with on Thursdays to please start throwing some strikes! My half price hooker on Thursdays turns off the red light at 10 pm! Got to go! Let's have a MAGA night! sd is out!
Godspeed fair prince . May you vanquish your enemies and destroy all those that oppose you by raining down a monsoon of strikes that rattle cataclysmic , with the sounds of a thousand evil storms behaving badly , leaving anything standing in your way broken and defeated , with nary a pin or soul spared in the process .
sundance please consult a physician because it has been way longer than 4 hours since Trump has been declared the winner and you are still harder than learning Mandarin Chinese while high on quaaludes .
I betcha that after last night sundance is all proud and parading around wherever he’s at like he’s some kind of big tit hussy at a party full of girls that don’t have any real kind of boobiemeat on their thorax . You do you homie . One .
I wouldn’t worry about BS 77 . He fell into a radioactive vat of acid at the nuclear power plant as a child when his mother brought him to work one day cuz she couldn’t find a sitter .
He’s been scarred ever since . And he’s mad about it . Now he’s got that hater blood in him .
There’s no remedy for that . He’s someone that will never stop proclaiming himself to be correct . No matter what . People like him think it’s not acceptable to admit fault because they feel that it shows weakness . Those are the easiest humans for me to wrap around my finger and to use as a yo-yo .
That game never ends either . Cuz I be doin’ that shit everywhere . Because it doesn’t break my rhythm . The response mechanism to the Human mental deformities that people arrogantly spit out of their pie holes has already been programmed and built into my system . Dealing with them is now just pure reflex .
plus politics brings out the worst in people anyway so I’d let him slide . Shit you’ve seen that politics forum . Nerd City .
Not at all Spock! It is not official till Trump and Melania are officially in the White House. A lot can happen between now and then! The Left has tried to assassinate President Trump twice. Another attempt could happen. The point is I am not gloating but hoping President elect Donald Trump and family will remain safe.
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