CD Newsletter Week 13

Lamar Jackson wrestled the gun away from the elderly assailant.  Before he could nab the suspect, he fumbled the gun and the suspect got away.

@Cranky_Hank

 I hear that the elderly assailant has been to court before and always gets off claiming he's on injured reserve.

You guys are cut throat 

Lamar then threw the gun at the assailant but missed him by 5 yards

I can't believe bigred has not chimed in.

How upset could he possibly be?

@Getty3

@Hugh_Jorgan

I thought you guys might have fun with the premise.  

Bigred really took the lost to heart...     MIA Red

I will start the week 14 thread tomorrow.

Thinking about renaming it the Bigred Memorial Newsletter

Truth is stranger than fiction part #787 :

A 73 year old volunteer at the Cultivate Care Farm in Bolton, MA has died after being repeatedly attacked by sheep at the facility. The deceased had been a part of the animal therapy clinic for over a year.  To hell with politics, this is breaking news we should pay attention to. 

@Getty3

The sheep banded together and smothered the elderly volunteer in cotton as retaliation for years of sexual abuse.

Asked for comment, the head farmer sheepishly remained silent

wtf

Hugh might be a writer for late night!

And this is why I check in. I watched Robin Williams discuss golf this afternoon and I'm just saying this banter is on Par!!!!!!!!Oh ya Buff -3 

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Big Red , gotta believe even he new the Kool-aid was bad after that exposure! A punt returner , secret agent or wild cat craziod is the position Lamar should be playing. Just when we think we have him coached up mentally his physical side, throwing a bottle into the recycle bin, shows up wanting. That division is WACK  

The Pats went from 1.8 ypp to 8.3 on one play, and they haven't thrown yet

The Pats will have the wind to their back in the 2Q and 4Q.

Perhaps the coin toss was the most important part of this game.

The most important part of this game is the wind, which is why the team with the wind should almost be going no-huddle to maximize possessions. The Bills, for some odd reason, regularly ran the play clock down to almost zero on every play. Inexcusable. Now the 2nd Q is starting ... I'm guessing that Coach BB will pick up the pace

That bogus delay of game penalty was a drive killer

Knox dropping balls is also drive killers 

Nice job BigD … king of the props 

@BIGDTITLE