CD Newsletter week 17

Meet will end with meat. One way or another. For his sake, I will leave the Turkish honey behind,  I don't want to ravage the poor fellow 

There is no doubt that Bigred wants to be ravaged by you. I see him greeting you at the front door wearing nothing but red high heels, pink thong, nipple clamps and a ball gag strapped in his mouth, with the words JIZZ DUMP SLU’T written on his chest in magic marker.
That fit sumbitch would look sexy like that, too. 

Facts 

Man they got that Ga Mich line right where they want it, sucker has not budged since a day or 2 after it opened.

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Tigger   Have u ever had a Cleveland Steamer ....

@bigred84

Tigger is not invited to this party, so don’t try to tempt me with promises of Cleveland Steamers 

This little shindig is between you, Sac, TW, Biscuit, and some magic Yemen cocktail. 

Who will be the host you ask?

Your anus will be hosting 

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Done  Rectum.....

@Hugh_Jorgan

Don't threaten me with a good time 

So Red, do we meet at the Salty Pickle? Or whatever that bar is called 

@undermysac

Pickles Pub...1/2 mile from the Bank...Ravens HF

65 and rainy on Sunday here....

Sorry to interrupt the jizz fest, but a quick update.

Chargers game is off the board in my book. If the Chargers are -7, maybe up to -10, I would make that bet 

Too many injuries/COVID designations mounting for the Broncos, while the Chargers are getting all their players back. 

Wish I could see the line.

It does sound like a cool place to pre game. I am pretty excited about possibly wagering on the Shrimp this week. Kinda feel it in my teeth.

We'll see 

@iConsciousness

 Chargers are still at -6.5 on Bet365, they react quick on line changes.

@undermysac

 Goff ain't out, yet, the line didn't move. The Packers line did move, now they are @ -13.0 on Bet365 with Cousins officially out, so whoever got the Packers on the opening line was lucky.

Late night action.  

China super league 

Changchun Yatai PK +102

GL

@undermysac

 Unless they get some DB's back....dont....

@iConsciousness

I’m on your team in the baby blue -6.5

If there’s an offense that can make the Chargers defense look half way decent, they are playing against it this week 

The fucking Packers and Rodgers luck keeps on keepin on, unbelievable. Now their D is going to look good.

NFL 46-75-1 -11.15

Lions +7(-115) *1.15/1.00

Lions@Seahawks O42.5(-110) *2.20/2.00

Patriots -15(-110) *1.10/1.00

NYG@CHI O36.5(-112) *1.00/.89

Let's play a 4 team home dog super teaser, 6 point buck.

(+260) *1.00/2.60

Ravens +11.5, WFT +10.5, Bengals +10.5, Jets +19

Cowboys get their star LT back this week. 
Cards lose theirs. 

After watching Bama stuff the ball down Cinci’s throat on the opening drive with little resistance, you can hear the collective deep swallow of everyone who bet the Bearcats. 

Almost tailed that one and then saw LB Dirtbag on Bama, and had to just lay off. 

Announcers are hanging on Saban’s balls because he “took a time out on defense to break Cincinatti’s momentum once they got a 1st and goal, and it worked!!!”

The reality is that Bama called that timeout because they had 12 players on the field, and that is the only reason they called timeout. 

@Hugh_Jorgan

and they were getting gashed on every play.  but hey, Saban 

@iConsciousness

 Seeing the Bolts -7.5 everywhere 

@yaongingy

 Detroit line down at 2 books. DK has +7.5 and the total dropped to 41.5, I got the worst of it.

@undermysac

7 NFL games currently off the board for me