CD Newsletter week 17

@undermysac

 Well it's still -7.5 Seattle @ Bet365, I'm using them as a reference because Pinny is blocked here and Bet365 are big enough to move the lines at the slightest news. Why the worse? the line moved .5 and an 1 point on the total...

Bet365 has lines for all the games, I dunno why your bookies don't have any lines...

In more important news, Betty White who many people believe died 25 years ago is officially dead today at the age of 99. 

Also, hello from the future, it's officially 2022 here, still sucks, but I did enjoy the fireworks, unlike this guy:

@Getty3

I blame People magazine: https://twitter.com/BettyMWhite/status/1475880716525211651

Woman was a natural treasure

@yaongingy

Betty White commercial with some NFL people

Skip to the 1:00 min mark

She was awesome . Had an amazing life after her husband Reggie died 

@trainwreck66

She was very similar to bigred ...

They were both old and loved cock

@Getty3

 That's just irony in a nutshell...

From time to time I used to watch this interview, it's just awesome:

Bama keeps trying to vacuum the soul out of Cinci, but the Cats are too stupid to realize it. Cinci gonna backdoor cover this game without a doubt.

Question to the college foots aficionados here, Georgia played only 1 bad game this year, and vs Bama. I believe they were favored by 6 or so? In an imaginary world where they beat and cover that, what would the spread be today vs Michigay?

I'll guess -13 

@undermysac

 Yeah I think 10.5 or 11 for sure. After they boatrace the Wolverines I wonder what the SEC championship rematch line will be? Hard to make GA the favorite again, but maybe a pick 'em type line?

I thought the same thing, I think Georgia stay favored, maybe -1.5?

Georgia was -2 this morning in the look ahead lines vs Bama ...

@DoubleUp4Life

@Hugh_Jorgan

 2 adult biguns........You cocksniffin pirate...

@undermysac

Do you think what bigred said to me was a compliment?

I'm not sure.

I mean there's worse things in the world to be than a pirate

@undermysac

 We're going to have to hire a maid service to clean up this thread in the future. 

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I believe it was Iw1nBets that used to have a job mopping the floors at an adult theater ...

He's experienced, so let's call him

I know a slew of Polish maids, and they'll leave open faced sandwiches when they're done!!

There was an old porn theater in the Hermosa neighborhood of Chicago that got demolished. An old timer/drunk/junky with mental issues still hangs in the hood and visits me when I deliver to the liquor store. He told me that the porn theater was his first job. His 2 duties were to clean the screen and mop the slop.

The Chargers are back up at -7.5. I want to just lay the points, but I know that betting on San Diego always ends up taking a left hand turn when you should have gone right. They're like the blackjack dealer who shows 5 against your 20 and draws 21. Denver has a +38 point differential, SD is -3. Decisions, decisions....

Winning teams with worst point differential: 

Vegas 8-7 (71)

Miami 8-7 (10)

SD 8-7 (3)

Losing teams with best point differential :

Denver 7-8 +38

Soda 7-8 +12

Saints 7-8 +11

@Getty3

GB at 12-3 is somehow only +59