CD Newsletter week #2

The WTF football team wins 21-18, with 7 FGs kicked by a guy they signed this week, you can't make this shit up

I gave my thoughts about this total in post #17. A no sweat under. Although I didn't take my own advice  

@undermysac

 I obviously missed it, you're not the only one who doesn't follow his own advice. One caveat though, I took an adjusted line, lower for a parlay, but the Packers fumbled on the 1 yard line, in the 2nd Q after already being 10-0 up, such a dumb play.

Someone is gonna come in here soon, very pissed...

Stat: Lamar Jackson is the first reigning MVP, to lose the first 2 games of the season, in over 20 years...

Thanks Getty.  

Nice call!  

The Ravens blow....that is all 

@trainwreck66

 It’s hard to believe Lamar Jackson could lose at home to Gardner Minshew!

Didn't the Ravens pay him a boatload full of money?

The Bengals in week 1, and Ravens in week 2 are certainly responsible for close to 50% of survivor players dead upon arrival. 

Today's results should make for a testy week inside the Newsletter.

At least the Chargers won

Murray's ability to escape sacks is just something else, this whole drive happened because of that, he just eviscerated this Rams defense.

I ripped up my newsletter and it got stuck in my mustachio...I mean minshew

West coast teams on the east coast for the 1:00 games ...

Chargers win 26-3

Seahawks win 23-20 as an underdog

Raiders win 26-23 as the biggest underdog of the week

@ABooksNightmare

You were very bearish on your Raiders all week.

How you feeling now?

Would you like to discuss the game with bigred?

@Hugh_Jorgan

TW and I pushed Seattle -3

Looking at some clips, the Ravens have some offensive line troubles. 

Watching the Cardinals now, they could possibly be 2-0 if Kyler Murray knew that Marvin Harrison existed in week 1 

Solid effort by the Raiders on the road and on the east coast...just unheard of...

So many long-standing streaks ended in the early window, another one seems to end soon: the Rams have won 9 straight games @ the Cardinals.

That was a weak attempt, on your part, here are some more creative ways:

I can imagine how thick the shit stains in your underwear are

@stephenkoren

 Still counts, you're just doing it slower...

Joking, just used the opportunity to post that banger.

KF: spends 7 mintues to score a TD.

Burrow: 1 pass for 45 yards.

@undermysac

We might be a few short hours away from Justin Fields being 2-0, and Caleb Williams being 0-2.

If it wasn't for the Panthers, BR's Giants could be drafting first overall next year for a new QB.

Who is doing the newsletter this week?

I can if no one else wants to

Bo Nix is giving Bryce Young a run for his $ in the battle for worst qb in the nfl.

Joe Burrow seems calm, cool, and collective this entire game. At Arrowhead to boot. It's impressive. 

The Rams lost Cooper Kup to injury. They have a lot of those early. 

Lol Mahomes, gets intercepted and saved by the refs, 2 plays later he throws it to the same guy and gets intercepted again, this time it stands.

Burrow: hold my beer

KC can’t tackle for shit!!!

It looks like a pinball game!!