CD Newsletter Week 3

Just enough for a line.  

@dubz4dummyz

Raidazz at Titans  +2.5  (45.5)

My thoughts are all over the place on this one.  For one, there is a reason I steered clear of Henry in all 4 of my fantasy leagues.  Anytime you introduce injury to a back that big that takes, as well as, gives all that punishment the body can take only so much.  Time will tell if he can regain his MVP form but it was enough to scare me off for this year.  Take away a mans number 1 target and a bit of the shine off of Vrabel and you get an extremely mediocre team.  A mediocre QB needs a solid TE and Hooper isn't it.  Now surround him with rooks and defenses can key in on Henry and make Tanny beat em and he's showing he's not capable.  Raiders on the other hand, much like a handful of other teams this weekend, vomited on themselves and gave a game away.  id even argue this was a more improbable win for Az than the Phins game.  This line stinks and its currently sitting at -2 at my book so ill have to stay from this shit show for now.  my initial lean was for the raiders to bounce back simply because they have way more capable offensive weapons than any of the weapons Tenn can throw out there.  

I am already on Tinder, it’s where I met your w*f* 

Speaking of Cows, how do you think Dallas will do this week?

Will we have a complete injury update on every Ravens player, including those on the practice squad?

@BIGDTITLE

 Well said about that game. I want no part of it either.

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You guys remember after week 1 when I talked about this dude...

dubz, previously I have taken a year off here or there, usually as a result of unrelated circumstances. This time I have retired from gambling simply because it no longer serves me. I don’t enjoy it as much as I used to, and I no longer want to be tied to the TV for hours on end at the expense of other things I could be doing. 
Also, I am retired, and while I do not struggle financially, I do have better uses for my money. 

@Hugh_Jorgan

sound reasoning

@Hugh_Jorgan

 like phucking donkeys on a farm....

You seem to have a very odd obsession with "phucking" and various farm animals, some of whom are apparently crippled.

I am not one to judge another mans fetishes, but have you sought professional help for this?

Also, I have no idea what you are referring to or even talking about. I would imagine there are many people in your family who have similar experiences in trying to decipher your pearls of wisdom

Welcome new guy

Apparently bigred has a farm animal fetish.

Hopefully he clears out his search history before the authorities seize his computer

@Hugh_Jorgan

The computer might have two history's due to the keyboard issues 

@trainwreck66

Good point

I've been to the desert with a  with no name....

@BIGDTITLE

 I thought your game descriptions and plausible results were outstanding.

Just one thing and only one thing bothered me. That would of course be a physically damaged Chargers offense as an automatic winner over a team which is only second to Buffalo in awesomeness in the AFC. Jaguars and under the total. Pick and choose or take both. 

@Getty3

 Fair point 

Stat of the day:

Since the start of the 2021 season, the Baltimore Ravens have given up the most 4th quarter passing yards.

Is after the 3rd quarter the point in which they pull their pro bowl corners?

@undermysac

 You chose.   Violence 

Under Matt Rhule, when the Panthers have given up 17 or more points, their record is 1-25

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Hugh---I still read here but no longer post much. It's just such a different thread than it was a few years ago. Was sorry to see you retire because I made some cash from your insights ( Getty too ). You seem happy with the decision so I'm happy for you. And, you still top the charts in intelligent humor. Good luck to you.