CD Newsletter Week 7

Luck

I just read a thread in the NFL forum with some major dick sucking going on for Mr Bator.

I'm feeling jealous.

Would a few of you guys please shower me with praise? I'm not looking for the same dick sucking treatment as "the legend" Mr Bator, but perhaps you could just tongue my balls for a bit

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Where’s TW when you really need him ?

Aaron Rodgers and Davanta Adams are the only 2 players worth a damn on the Packers.

Vs the WFT, a team could not have been luckier than the Packers were. Heineken looked to have crossed the goaline twice on that one drive.

River Boat Ron opted to go for it on 4th down 3 times and failed. Passed on 3 field goals.

The week prior the Packers beat the hapless Bears. A team with a whole 3 passing touchdowns in 7 games. 

They haven't played anyone worth noting. Lucked out vs a good Bengals team where both kickers refused to win the game. All their other wins are vs weak comp.

Reality should set in vs the Cardinals 

Don't threaten me with a good time 

Take the Letter on a road show (into the NFL forum). After a week of you, they'll be knob gobbling at every chance.

I mentioned this earlier in the year and VP Hugh nixed it (I'm only the GM). But Packersbackers has a big enough dick to go ahead and do it this week. 

Flacco to take over the Jets.....

Hugh's favorite DC Joe Barry of the Packers also has covid and won't coach Thursday night

To quote a Penalty Box legend ... "Oh My"

I just received a subliminal message from CD ... he said "nay"

Addition through subtraction

He never took a pick to the mains. Would start a thread occasionally concerning time management or some other dubious coaching decision. We should respect his legacy, but I'm not responsible if packersbacker does not. You invited that outlaw into this "la cosa nostra" so live with the potential consequences my friend. 

Saints -4

GL

is that similar to " prima nocta " when English Lord can have their way with my Scottish Bride?  

this number is absurd and most likely bait but I have to take it

U21.5 carries for Kamara  -105

GL

taking tonight:

NO/SEA UN 42.5

Seattle found a cure for their defensive ills. It’s called Jameis. 

The announcers don’t seem to be watching the same game as I am, because Jameis has not thrown to a couple of different receivers who were not only open, but they were completely uncovered. Even on the play before their FG, the WR was uncovered his entire route, but Jameis was so late with the throw that the receiver drifted behind a LBer who knocked the absurdly late pass down. 

The announcers are terrible 

@Hugh_Jorgan

 I've been watching on ESPN 2 with the Manning Brothers. 100 times better. They had Tom Brady on for a while.

@undermysac

I tried, but the talking over one another had me out 

U21.5 carries for Kamara  -105