Go out in the rain in your short shorts and you'll end up with wet legs: Bumptown Dru's college b-ball postseason thread.

Rough couple of days. I haven't been focused preparing for a trip. I'm not leaving for terribly long but it gets harder and harder to leave. So I have to spend quality family time, etc before leaving. At the airport now. My reads were good yesterday but I money management poor. Sundays are typically slow days. I don't tend to have a ton on the board after having tons of action of Fridays. It's a day for me to assess the last week, and the coming week. There were three posted leans that should've been plays, and one play that should've been avoided. Then I chased on a play that shouldn't have never been in the equation. I traded water. I know how to tread water so I never drown. I know to pack water so I never go thirsty. I had a rough Saturday that affected my mindset for Sunday but once accounting is done, I still didn't eat a loss for the week. I'll post an updated record in a sec but first I am going to enjoy my beverage. PDX is a fair trade airport. It is against their policy to price gouge travelers simply because they are in the airport.

Gonzaga -8 1h -110 1 unit

Oral Roberts -7.5 1h -105 1 unit

One more from Against Me! before I move on in acknowledgement of me losing my focus and bearing yesterday.

I think the oddsmakers are leaving some opportunities out there. I'm not sure how I want to approach today. I think I will throw Hofstra in the mix and let that dictate how the day goes.

And the numbers aren't really moving. I locked in Oral Roberts because after their performance, people who don't follow the Summit league are gonna flock. In all honesty, this is still a bigger number than I care to lay but it is what it is. Same with Gonzaga. They have had such a down year by their standards that they could very well miss covering but it's still Gonzaga. And in this conference you take them when the number is that low save for when on the road facing maybe 2-3 teams. Punters are most likely gonna back Gonzaga as well and the number will go up. However I'm hoping I can get Hofstra to move down to 3.5. I'm not at my computer and haven't looked into where the money is going so it could go up. I would still like it at 4.5 truth be told. As I said in another post, small conference teams live and die by the three. They aren't able to recruit size. These teams often have 3-4 true guards on the floor 6'3" and under. These teams shoot jumpers. Chattanooga shoots a ton of threes and they are good at it. If their shot is dropping, and Hofstra's isn't, Chattanooga could upset. None of these teams are really build to work the post and get a bucket when jumpers aren't falling. They will continue to shoot. Teams continue to shoot threes up 20, often leading to comebacks. This is life in the small conferences. However Hofstra is still the better team. I'm waiting it out to see if the number goes down but if it goes up I'll still probably hit it at 4.5. if I can get that win in, I'll be more inclined to do some other things.

Hofstra -4 1h -110 1 unit

Furman should be money but Chattanooga can shoot the hell out of the 3-ball so anything can happen in this one.

Big Bertha droppin’ bodies , and lobotomies , on all of the Pop Warner wannabes honestly , take a seat , or just accept second place , cuz this guy’s a StreetFighter like Bison , puttin’ his size nineteen Nikes up on your head plus your face ….

you’ve got Guile buddy , but I’m drawing a Blanka on why you Ken’t be allowed to rejoin . The reasoning is very Vega and I feel it’s my civic duty like a Honda to drive this motherfuckin’ point home . I just Sagats ta do it ……

Jackrabbits -2.5 1h -110 1 unit

poetry

Been a rough few days. Let's see if we can right this ship.

Lowell -7 1h -110 1 unit

Vermont -8.5 1h -110 1 unit

Oral Roberts -6 1h -105 1 unit

Corpus Christi -9.5 -110 0.50 unit

Monte , I stand behind you , but I’m gonna be honest , in doing so , I’m more than a little worried about that scrapple and eggs that you had this morning 

and minus last night , those Edmonton plays have been exactly the same as that food that comes out of chicken’s butts that you eat in the early morning that you like so much , …..because they have been Over Easy .

So keep making your bacon . And I hope the moderators don’t pancake you in 5 seconds flat after they read this .

Stu as always good luck and sweep your board fam 

Stu/BR parlay

Gay Bob -5.5 first half with Zags/St. Mary over 138.5

It’s like a Christmas miracle in here .

the combination of Monte’s shiny tinsel attitude and Stu’s big ball ornament bravado has even infused a bit of chipperness inside of Hank’s cranky physique thus leaving him amused and jovial ……Amen !

I guess dreams do come true . Gay bob and let’s throw St. Mary’s dress over the buttocks for me brethren , and let’s see if we can slide a win inside that cooter .

Giannis and Jrue out tonight Hank ?

give me the low down . But don’t ever give me the down low . Ya dig ?

@spockgato

Shiggy diggy Jazzman!!!

Been a rough couple days. 3-1 today feels more like normal. We all have a bad day or two in this business. It's a marathon not a sprint. Been pretty busy the past two days with this quick work thing I had to skip off to Cali for. I'll be back with the banter tomorrow. Much love to all the bros in here.

Iona -7.5 1h -110 1 unit

Colgate -8 1h -110 1 unit

Yo , you takin’ Adonai Foyal’s alma mater ? I might have to brush my teeth with that one too then . Serious business . Good luck . Getcha bone on with these plays . Ride the lightning . Spank these bitches and let em know your name . Hopefully they’ll leave a couple hundred on your dresser before they walk crooked while wobbling out to their cars before they leave . So then there’ll be some peace and quiet again . Ya dig ?

yo , you’re here in our hearts , always ….

Rider Broncs over it is Cyrax style baby ….

That big toothy bastard sure did . Yo , we need to fully integrate you into the covers software for good bro . All this glitching with you coming in and out is a little too promiscuous for me . This ain’t college homie . I’m done with all that . Give me the comfort of a monogamous relationship . Which moderator is it again that is playing the overbearing mother ? And that won’t let us see each other ? Wait . This sounds weird . Even for me . So I’ll just ask , flat out , like a bitch with pancake titties at a wet t shirt contest that got a bit overzealous and flopped them suckers out ……

who did this too you ? 

my mullet won’t stand for it and I want to dirty dance bub , so , who put you in the corner baby ?

which mod ?

Quote: Originally Posted by nottreallyhere]@spockgato    i believe foyle went to colgate if i remember right,,,,,,,,,,,[/Quote]

Foyle was actually somewhat of a fan favorite during the "Thunder" Warriors era and even in retirement. At one point he had some kind of community relations position with the team. We loved all those guys on those dogshit teams.

Is Buddy Boeheim still playing for Syracuse?