Go out in the rain in your short shorts and you'll end up with wet legs: Bumptown Dru's college b-ball postseason thread.

@pacomorenno

 Rested versus the unrested....old angle...

NCS was up 27 at halftime...got a nice nights sleep....

@pacomorenno

 Rested versus the unrested....old angle...

NCS was up 27 at halftime...got a nice nights sleep....

Radio Raheem straight up . The way Viking took that radio when he put it up to his ear and started dancing was pathetic . I got way more rhythm than that . Plus I don’t follow anybody . And that punk was way too impressionable . Plus he looked like a young Jack Sikma with some kind of disorder . So that motherfucker is OUT . And sure Radio Raheem was too pushy , and maybe I get too aggressive sometimes also , but the way he went out was unjustly . And when push comes to shove , I’m willing to die for a cause that makes things better with whatever comes after . So him . Ya dig ?

Legit . Paco Moreno . Beast . And one evil motherfucker . Spicoli off the drugs after a move to New York with a demeanor change and picking up a penchant for petty crime . Love it . I’m sure that scene with the double cheese and sausage pizza with Mr . Hand would have ended differently if Spicoli was all entrenched in his Bad Boys attitude . Ya dig ? Never fuck with people who ain’t got shit to lose . Bad proposition . You never win . Because they are willing to do Anything . Because they don’t care about nothing . And nothing cares about them . Jack Sikma could rock them booty shorts though dogg . For real . Soft touch on the “ J “ plus the Fro too . If he blocked a shot or ran down the court real fast and then suddenly stopped , his hair would continue bouncing for like a good 4 to 5 seconds . He musta used a good conditioner ….

Gonna be late getting my plays in so I'll probably get crap numbers. Even short trips just take it the hell out of me these days. I usually come home early in the morning and sleep the entire day away. Then I spend the next day addressing whatever household/family shit needs my attention. Even if I've only been gone a couple days it's a whole process.

Leans are:

•East Shore

•FAU

Xavier

•My Wheat Shockers*

•Norfolk

•Birmingham

I might do a little quarter unit two team UM/UMES parlay for the fun of it.

A big ass raven just landed on my hood. That felt ominous as shit!

You ever been working out and you get that sweat down your ass and it feels like you shit yourself a lil bit? You have to go check to make sure. I drank a big cup of coffee on an empty stomach and that always wreaks havoc on my gut.

Stu words to live by: No matter how hard to work out, how tight your glutes may be, if your O-ring is blown out you might have some leakage.

I'm still behind but I'm gonna throw a line in the water while I sort through my more pressing business. Going, going, back, back, to Cali parlay.

Aztecs -5.5 1h, Irvine -7 1h

Two team parlay +129 0.50

I'm avoiding that skank person Iowa because I know she's no good for me. And regardless of our history, sometimes you just grow apart and have to cut them off. I still can't help my feelings for her though. I know she's no good but I always want to wife her up. I think the Hawkeyes will crush the Buckeyes but I'm staying away.

Dodged a bullet on Iowa. Like Chris Brown said, these hoes ain't loyal. For the record, I actually do believe you can wife a person. person are women too. And dudes. I'm a person. Everybody has a past. And everybody needs and deserves love. And with that.

Wheat Shockers -9 1h -115 1 unit

I have an love affair with the Shockers that goes back over two decades much like Iowa but unlike Iowa, Wichita St isn't a bitch person. Tulane is absolute dogshit. This isn't one of my conferences but I found myself subconsciously fading them a lot this year without watching the games. Finally in their last regular season game, fading them consciously, I said I had to watch to see if they were a team that had just given up on the season. They hadn't. They were actually playing their hearts out. They just aren't great but they won't come into this tournament and lay down. If any pick misses, it will be this one. It is a lot of points and Wichita St is not as dominant as they once we're.

Xavier -7 1h -110 1 unit

I specialize in small conferences. Obviously this isn't a small conference but I found myself drawn to it this season. When you wager on small conference games, those teams typically don't have size. So a lot of those teams struggle to rebound and shoot entirely too many three pointers, which can be maddening. Xavier is an efficient team. They rebound well and don't shoot a ton of threes though they do shoot a decent percentage. A lot of my winners have won huge. It common in small conferences. This is the Big East. Any dog is capable of putting it together and winning outright but I'll take a crack at it with Xavier.

Birmingham -8 1h -115 1 unit

UAB hasn't been great against the spread this year but if you've watched them in conference this year it's been clear that they've been the dominant team in most games. I think they'll outpace Rice. They can score in bunches and they rebound well,which should lead to second chance points.

Maryland -7 1h -110 0.50 unit

Norfolk St -6 1h -110 0.50 unit

@StumpTownStu

 4-17  on 3's......

When did white chicks start having ass? I first ever noticed it circa 2000 and thought it started about then but since then modern archaeological evidence points to the phenomenon predating this era by several decades, if not centuries!

Now I'm not talking about Italian nor any other Mediterranean descended women. And I'm not even talking about Celtic women, who can be a little squatty/stout sometimes and can sometimes be cakey. I'm quite sure this probably goes back some time. I'm talking about Anglo-Saxons. It's real out here. You've got those that those where it's a planned thing. Specific diet. Specific workout regiment. Having the genetics and bone structure to support such muscle growth is also necessary. Then you got those that were just born with hella ass. There's nothing they can do about it. When those two things collide the world ends. That's when you get Instagram thot shit.

My wife is pretty waspy. Not in the "weekends on Martha's Vineyard" sort of way. Just in that most of her blood is Anglo-Saxon and she's got protestants on both sides. And she's like 12.5 percent Irish but even that's like Northern Irish Protestant Anglo-Saxon blood more than Celtic blood. She's got a decent ass. Not huge but enough. She's past her potential Instagram thot days but born a couple decades later, based on her bone structure and muscle structure, and though she's always been skinny, how she carries weight when she does gain it, she probably could've had ig level ass. This shit has to have been around for earlier than previously though. I know woman where I've met their moms and even grandmothers and you can see it right down through the blood line.

They live and die by it. I respect that they realized that they weren't dropping and only shot 17 of them.

I shied away from my UMES lean. They're smacking right now. And after my Going Back to Cali two-teamer missed I completely forgot about my Old line state parlay of of UM/UMES. I might sprinkle a little on Maryland because it's definitely hitting if this UMES 1h holds up.

I was gonna do all chick artists in this thread but I can't resist.

The inspiration for this song actually came while driving through Oklahoma and it was originally penned as Washita Lineman. Hence the line, "I am a lineman for the county."

You know Courtney Love is gonna jump right on Big Glen's jock. How could she not?

Two posted leans that didn't make the cut both covered. Meanwhile DePaul is playing their best half of the season. It's maddening.

Purdue -4 1h -112 0.50 unit

Iona -8 1h -105 0.50 unit

It's time to get back on track.

Yale -3.5 1h -108 2 units

Iona -8.5 1h -110 0.50 unit

Vermont -3.5 1h, Iona -8.5 1h +264 0.25 unit

That was a brutal loss. I needed that one.

no shit..

Point shaving.