Go out in the rain in your short shorts and you'll end up with wet legs: Bumptown Dru's college b-ball postseason thread.

We never saw Bob Saccomano . Like we will never see justice for Monte I fear . Unless we all band together . Maybe we should have a contest or something . Who can hold out from masturbating the longest ? Wait a minute . I’m not really sure that’s gonna help solve anything . Like everything else I type , forget it . Good luck on your plays Stu …..

John John's dead so I think I could go pretty long.

4 goals in the first period.

As seen above, South Florida was one of my plays tonight. They both started slow. So Fla just snapped out of it first. Truth be told, I never saw it flying over. I saw it as a 38-28 1h, 40-32 2h type of game.

This thread has the potential to do some things.

@StumpTownStu 

I think "things" is not on the approved pronoun list 

Shims?

I heard a story about a guy who worked at my old job some years before I got there. Dude finds a porno tape. It's called something like Hot Shemales Down Under. He thought the word "shemale" was pronounced as if rhymed with "tamale" the food. He thought it was a porno featuring Mexican chicks. Kid you not. I was at that job for over 10 years. I left when I moved to Oregon. That was like 7 years ago. This happened some years before I got there. "Shemale" just hadn't entered the general lexicon yet. Not even in a city like San Francisco. Definitely not for blue collar, hammer swinging guys.

Art Vandelay is 4-1 for the thread including 2-1 on NCAA totals, 1-0 on NHL totals, and last night's Rangers ML. I'm not s big totals guy so this is a huge addition to the thread.

Rail God Stump- 3-1 +1.95 units.

You mean Darnell, bro!

Alright, I've been meaning to ask about this. I had stopped posting for a minute. I would dip in and out to see if there was anything noteworthy in the box. I skim through. I remember him being like, "It's Darnell! You know me!" or some shit like that but I didn't have the time to read a few pages to find the context. I thought it was funnier than shit though. I think he was in full meltdown mode.

One of the most underrated rappers of all time.

Rip Guru 

Rip masssappeal 

“ ….a lot of rappers be like one time wonders , couldn’t say a fly rhyme if there was one right under , their noses , I hate those motherfuckin’ posers …”

Well , my man Monte ain’t no one time wonder , cuz he be reincarnating up in this motherfucker more than that bitch Shirley Maclaine claims to have done in this petty test your mettle life , and he be winning on the constant every god damn time too ….

dude’s like popping up , and in and out , like Whack-A-Mole …..

or some kind of popular fast food burger joint coming soon to an area near you …..

That sweet prince put me on to the Oilers overs , and now I’m fully immersed in that shit like I’m nine years old again , and it’s that FunDip addiction that I had to kick after gettin’ 3 cavities in a row on the back to backs like it was some Shaq and Kobe championships ……

Come to think of it , Monte like Mitch Richmond bro . Star player . Professional work ethic . No weakness to his game . He’s just missing the publicity . That’s it . Cuz like “ Rock “ Richmond playing the majority of his career in Sacramento , Monte plays in a small market also , namely gettin’ zapped faster than a Latina girl’s mustache during an electrolysis appointment every time he makes a new name . He’s just missing that mass appeal homie , so somebody let the guy stick around . Damn .

good luck Stu and Monte …. And continued success ….

@spockgato

 Monte? You mean Biff Loman.

Let's start the day.

Indiana St -10 1h -110 1 unit

Colgate -9 1h -115

Loyola-Maryland has played decent ball as of late going 6-4 SU and 8-2 ATS in their last 10 but they have done nothing except beat the teams they were suppose to beat. Colgate can downright scorch the nets at times. Plus I like to back the teams that have made me money throughout the year. I'll back them here.

1 unit

Holy shit, this was almost 30 years ago. It looks like someone recorded it on VHS, then made a cellphone recording of that tape playing. With a cellphone from ten years ago.

Liberty -7 -1h -110 1 unit

I went back and forth with this one. Liberty is one of my old anchor programs. I have won a ton with them going all the way back to the Big South. So they are near and dear to me. East'tucky has been playing some good ball as of late and on a neutral site I would probably pass but given the home court structure of the ASUN conference, I'll back the Flames here for old time's sake.

"Boom Boom"

2-1, +0.90 units for the day.

5-2, +2.85 units for the thread.

I should be 2-0 on the day. Let me heart get the better of me with Liberty. I said as much when picking them. I knew East'tucky would give them a game. And frankly they couldn't throw a beach ball in the ocean to start the game. I'm glad they turned it around and won the game to advance. Tomorrow is a new day.

Little Juan got shot in the the buns today.

2-4 on the day, 2-3 on NCAA totals with a loss on the Lightning in the NHL.

5-4 on NCAA totals for the thread.

1-1 in the NHL, -0.65

Hopefully he shows up tomorrow. I could see a 4-0 on totals type of day from him.

Tomorrow's wagers will likely involve Bradley, Drake, and Sam.

• Bradley -5 1h -115 1 unit

• Asheville -5 1h -110 0.50 unit

• Bradley -6 1h -105, Asheville -5 1h -110

2-team parlay +267 0.25 unit

• Drake -6 1h -110 1 unit

Saturday is a big day around here so hopefully we can "sweep our board, fam," and go into the weekend in the black.