Go out in the rain in your short shorts and you'll end up with wet legs: Bumptown Dru's college b-ball postseason thread.

Lowell -5.5 1h -115 0.50 unit

Marshall -4.5 1h -105 0.50 unit

Radical Evangelical Parlay

Gay Bob -9.5 First Half with Utah State -4.5

+264

Spread the word!!!

Gay Bob students literally sign an oath to no engage in homosexual activity.

I bet the bowling alleys are rocking in Tulsa.

The funniest posts are quips!!!

I bought one of those pellet smokers a while back.  Glass door, 6 racks.  It’s like an adult easy bake oven!

I bought corned beef briskets today.  I’m going to smoke them tomorrow.  You just set it and forget it.

After Holly’s makeover, she’s hotter than a $10 pistol!

She’s got hot red lipstick on in my fantasies.

What is she wearing in yours?

FAU -5 1h -110 1 unit

@StumpTownStu

 Good call on Oral Roberts aka Gay Bob.

They've been the bully of the Summit Al year. They're what the Jackrabbits used to be. The Jackrabbits are still good but go back a few years and on, they used to stomp teams. Hopefully the follow suit tonight and keep themselves in contention for the championship. Oral Roberts is sending them a message.

Gay Bob is willing to stomp on your throat.

A nice quality in covering the spread.

Not really Christian, but a great team to wager.

did gay bob make you think of a hole?       

Praise the Lord!!!

Do Jehovah Witnesses have a university basketball team?

These door to door evangelists are real ballers on the hardwoods.

Got my ass reamed yesterday, and brother D, I think that is probably the reason I channeled Hole. Truth be told, it just came on the radio and the wife and I had to engage in some Caraoke. Those days happen. I'll tally up the bodies in a bit but today is a new day and we're back at it.

Hofstra -8.5 1h -110 1 unit

Need to get one early. Normally this would probably a 1/2 unit play but I'm chasing a bit.

Furman -7 1h -110 1 unit

I still love the fur, man. Yesterday they came out cold a faced a warm team off a victory the day before. They opened it up second half and covered the full game number after being down in the first. Hopefully that first half was a wake up call. All these teams want the NCAA bid.

Iowa -6.5 1h -115 1 unit

I just don't know how to quit this team. It has been then way since I was a kid and I have no recollection why it even started but I have a blind love for this team.

It's literally snowing here. 90 degrees. Sheesh.

Iowa’s basketball coach, once upon a time, was Lute Olson.  Before he left for Arizona, Iowa was kicking ass and won the Big Ten.  That’s when Bobby Knight was coaching at Indiana.

For the teenage anarchist in all of us with the balls to stick it to the man and the mods.

Looking hard at Liberty.  Jerry Falwell.  Better defense.  -4.5.  Any thoughts Stu?

And Florida and it's 90 degree temps. And frankly just because we love Against Me! in this household. In a roundabout way, not even really that roundabout, we live in Oregon because of Against Me!