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This is the funniest post I've read in a while!
 
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You have a family tent for camping don't you? It will work well for you this time. You can have a front row sleeping bag watching your mom getting waffled holed instead of rubbing one off looking at the shadows.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JonnyTwoTime:

LOFL, am I the only one that noticed he said "whatevs"?

That is instant mancard termination.



Yea bro when a dude says "whatevs" it's over
 
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I laughed when I saw that shit too.  Who says whatevs?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Roonie:

Hey think of it this way, imagine if you caught her swallowing his dick or gagging on it?  yuck i think that would be worse than you seeing her just getting railed doggystyle 


That is a very likely happening because she loves to slobber gag
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BDUBB:

OCD, I call em as I sees em.

Just curious... who is the chic in your avatar?

 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by FrozenTundra] all of you calling this dudes mom a person, need to do life a favor, step outside and get hit by a car. fucking dicks on this site.

dude, ur dumb for posting this, but oh well.  this is going to bother you forever, so time to accept it and really understand your role as a son. it's not to judge your mom, it's to love your mom as her son. she is not perfect, she is going to date a lot, have sex, accept it. you want her happy, shit ain't happening over night.  with that said, you need to talk to her. if his age bothers you speak up.

point is, be real.

for you dicks calling his mom a person, why you still reading...walk outside already, dicks.
 
WELL SAID.... IS THIS REALLY A TOPIC WORTHY OF THIS SITE. I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOR GAMES AND REAL ACTION
 
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Thanks for your much needed input fishy
 
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Where is PrOblem? Still interested in how mommy and him are interacting after all this
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Dude you gotta tell mommy to take care of herself more often.  I had to go into your garage and bust out the weed wacker today.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Theone324:

Dude you gotta tell mommy to take care of herself more often.  I had to go into your garage and bust out the weed wacker today.

 

You didn't happen to see a blind girl in there did you?

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

 

You didn't happen to see a blind girl in there did you?

 

 No, she was in the kitchen helping mom make waffles. 

 
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cell phone pics?

 
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Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Thanks wmi for rescuing this, it fell too far.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

Thanks wmi for rescuing this, it fell too far.

My pleasure!

Still want to know if each time he sees mommy, eats with mommy, talks to mommy, and looks at mommy if he sees that look of the orgasm he watche her have when she saw him burst through the door to rescue her from evil as she came

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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MOMMA!

 
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Pr0blem,

Any updates??? Pictures???
 
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"I slowly inserted my throbbing manhood into her gushing open wound..."
 
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Your mom has some droopy ass fun bags.  Just slapped those titties around. 
 
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I agree with Frozen Tundra but I also say that the writer forfeits his "man" card if he never mentions how he and his Mother interacted afterward.  I read through 9 pages hoping to see how it went.  I think he should just accept that his Mother is a normal person and that he was WRONG for busting in on them.
 
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I'm curious to know if she came home with headphones as a gift for him that day like the commercial.

 
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You still have images of ur new step dad reaming mommy from behind
 
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Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
 
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Great read guys

Maybe you should, whilst eating a waffle breakfast, start a conversation with " Did you know doggie style is the preferred and best sexual position for a male with a small penis "?

 

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