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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

Let me out of prison mods or I fuck this bitch tonight and ruin my family
fuck her Iwin!..do it for the poor sexless ugly mthers like poo...
 
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im not cut out for this prison shit anymore... Ive slept like shit ever since I have been here.. havent really ate nothing but what commissary food Ive stolen from MichaelPaul's tote ... and I never really leave my cell... plus Ive tried to ban CountNoAccount and HutchEmAll so i guess my BAN button dont even work anymore so apparently I did lose my mod position
 
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I invited my girlfriend kid and niece out to the pool tonight for a late night swim and cookie n juice fest.... I am going to keep them around as long as possible to help fend off any incoming vagina slits 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

I invited my girlfriend kid and niece out to the pool tonight for a late night swim and cookie n juice fest.... I am going to keep them around as long as possible to help fend off any incoming vagina slits 
That's a grown ass man comment
 
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fn box
 
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MP wants me to get a life sentence of having a runny nose coming out my dick so bad... givin me even more of a reason to stay far away from this hotel person 
 
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do you suffer from ed Iwin...?
 
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are you worried about anal warts Iwin?...poo has them all over his fn face and he's fine...
 
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not at all yo... you realize how much I put myself out there makin this thread. When I first got this job I knew that people lose their inhibitions while at hotels.. especially at nighttime .... I entertained the thought of knowing their would be chicks wanted some of this white chocolate... but once when it really came down to it I realized I want nothing to do with it. Just got on here to see what a couple peeps I have respect for thought about the situation. Maybe if I would of already of cheated on Samantha before I would who knows.. but since I have not broke that bond yet... I feel no reason to over some hotel person from Chicago 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

not at all yo... you realize how much I put myself out there makin this thread. When I first got this job I knew that people lose their inhibitions while at hotels.. especially at nighttime .... I entertained the thought of knowing their would be chicks wanted some of this white chocolate... but once when it really came down to it I realized I want nothing to do with it. Just got on here to see what a couple peeps I have respect for thought about the situation. Maybe if I would of already of cheated on Samantha before I would who knows.. but since I have not broke that bond yet... I feel no reason to over some hotel person from Chicago 
makes sense I guess...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

are you worried about anal warts Iwin?...poo has them all over his fn face and he's fine...


BigPoo hygiene consists of a lysol bath washed down with some white chestnut oil on the skin then a thorough brushing of his tooth using a grilling tong 
 
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Bets - hotel person are a YES-YES but at the same time they are a NO-NO.



Rub one out before work tonight. ||peace_5.gif' border=0>
 
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Bets does this girl weigh in at over 250 pounds.

And you think your girl never cheated on you. How many years you been going out?

 
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10 + years we been dating and Im almost positive she actually hasnt. I mean you can never know 100% but I can honestly say that I without any hesitance think she has never done me wrong in that regard. We are not the richest peeps in the world or go to church often but when it comes to eachother we seem solid as a rock 



officially just gave up what was left of my man card with that last post  so please respect it 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Kurshka:

Bets does this girl weigh in at over 250 pounds.

And you think your girl never cheated on you. How many years you been going out?



and by the way although the chick isnt a dime piece in the face if I was single I would def pursue this chick as her body is banging and she isnt ugly by no means.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GiLmo574:

Bets - hotel person are a YES-YES but at the same time they are a NO-NO.



Rub one out before work tonight. ||peace_5.gif' border=0>



shamelessly beings rubbing 
 
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begins*  
 
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Grown Ass Man

 
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Kids should not be allowed in the adult section. Seriously who posts this Shit? Oh yeah, kids!


Go get her Tiger boy.
 
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Well sounds like you got a good thing but 10 years? Chicks generally don't like that so if you love her grow a pair and marry her.
 
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wow I induced a comment out of a person who I have not seen in the p box from 2009 

Sorry if making a thread about this does not fit what criteria you hoped for... dont give up on me yet though bro... I might live up to your expectations someday 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Kurshka:

Well sounds like you got a good thing but 10 years? Chicks generally don't like that so if you love her grow a pair and marry her.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

im not cut out for this prison shit anymore... Ive slept like shit ever since I have been here.. havent really ate nothing but what commissary food Ive stolen from MichaelPaul's tote ... and I never really leave my cell... plus Ive tried to ban CountNoAccount and HutchEmAll so i guess my BAN button dont even work anymore so apparently I did lose my mod position

 

 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by michaelpaul1] poo please leave this thread...its about men having sex with da womens... [/Quote

in that case you should leave too. 

 
 
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Iwin...you aint kidding anyone...right now he is pumping that motel person with no teeth like she was a porn star...bareback!...Get'em Iwinner!!!!

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