Ok . Work with me here . And stay focused on this next metaphor . And coming from me , it’s gonna sound ridiculous , and absolutely hypocritical , which I hate , but it’s for your own good , like push-ups and vitamins , so don’t be going off on a tangent , and pretty please , with crushed up delicious Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies on top , don’t let your mind wander .
Now I don’t know who said it , or where it came from , but for me , it’s fits perfect for the situation that you’re speaking about :
” They’re farting in our dinner tonight son … spray fart “……
Now this is me again . That last thing there was in the quotes was the metaphor I was talking about . I didn’t want you to get confused , as easily as ben hogan does . You see it’s like we’re at a restaurant , and the server is telling us that the spray fart is some kind of fancy dancy ketchup that already comes on the meal , with the selling point being that they know that people nowadays are too busy with the politics , tiktoks , facegrams , and all that is going on in this fast paced social media society , to even take the time to open up their own Heinz 57 and slather it on their meal , which in essence , essentially ruins it anyway , like any girl’s reputation that ever participated in a bukkake film , ever …..
because it’s cheaper and easier . Cheaper and easier . Let that sink in before jumping on it …..
Like it’s a big girl you got a motel room with that you just passionately threw on that ding ! ding ! ding ! you’re the 5000th customer but there’s no motherfucking prize unless you count contracting Hepatitis C on that mattress that you’re about to fornicate on . Boom . It’s Cheaper and easier . If your eyes are open you will see this mantra being repeated over and over again , like Rainman talking about Wapner . Because it’s everywhere , entrenched and embedded throughout this planet , and in every facet of our lives , from the most important and crucial details , and even making its way to those that are forgettable and subtle .
what were we talking about again ?
Oh yeah . the drugs being tinkered with are basically the same thing here . It’s cheaper and easier to throw the fentanyl in there . This is nothing more than greed and a cash grab . Motherfuckers don’t care about quality . They care about that line that Stone Cold Steve Austin is famous for saying ….. “ And that’s the bottom line ….
fuck . I got a hangnail on my fungi toe . Let me take care of it . The last time I had one I ripped it off with my teeth causing an infection . My girl wouldn’t kiss me for like 15 minutes thereafter . I think this time I’m gonna get the clippers . I ain’t got quite the muscles , but then again I never injected steroids into my butt or pee hole , so like Arnold Schwarzenegger , “ I’ll be back …. “
To finish this up . Like that last , debilitating punch , that forces a knockout , or the referee to stop the fight , for the safety of the staggered and weary recipient who’s brain is bouncing around inside his head like some motherfucking bumper cars …..
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall