Packersbackers would get beat to death in Prison.

I am neither in an inpatient facility for the care of my mental health nor do I go for outpatient treatment either , and frankly I’m aghast at the cold blooded and ruthless verbal warfare that you have chosen to softly toss in my direction , with your limp wrists and bedazzled attempts at humor . I scoff at you , with everything circulating within my double helix’s strong and powerful walls , and it’s bewildering to me , this new and brazen Nature that I see here today . You’ve changed man . It’s like a different person I see now . In all the time that we’ve known each other , and that we’ve been friends , all 5 minutes and eleven seconds , I’ve never known you to be this crass and rude . I’m gonna tell Jesus that I take back all those beautiful prayers that I said for you , and to instead replace them with pain and angst , although I know that he won’t do that , because he’s just too good of a fuckin’ guy . Forget him . I don’t need him . If it’s a war you want , then it’s a war you shall get . Remember , you might be Chachie , but I’m the Fonz , so ayyyyyyyy ! 21-7 Birdies at the half , fly eagles fly ! as they drop those pure white stinky poopy bombs all across your residence and the surrounding area . Because this is war , and those are my first strikes , to what I know , will be a complete and utter domination , with i being the victor ….

I lost 40. I am not sweating it.

And yes lost both bets.

So I'll gamble again.

Ry Cooder can tell you how to get in touch with Jesus..it's true. 

Nature I feel silly . Like a person who has the job of wearing those big bulbous hamburger costumes who stands by the side of the road , that has to wave to the traffic going by , in hopes of drumming up business for a restaurant that is slowly going on the decline , who’s owner has to resort to such desperate measures because profits are way down , the collateral damage being the breaking of that employee’s will , because he’s dressed up like a dead piece of meat in between 2 buns , with the lettuce and tomato hanging precariously , and with no special sauce to be found , or to speak of whatsoever , the humiliation building with every honk of those car horns , till that man is tempted into running directly in front of a semi ….

I misread what you wrote buddy , and shit went sideways ….

It was “ impatient “ , not “ inpatient “ . Oopsies . Guess I was too blitzkrieg and high octaned up on those espresso caffeine bombs . Please accept my apology for that verbal assault and that most heinous diatribe that I unleashed like I was a man who owns a tiger and let that beast loose to maul someone because those two men got into an argument or some form of a misunderstanding , linguistically speaking of course ……it should never have gotten that far ….

Because communication is where it’s at brother . It is key . Without it , we’re just like every other dumb fuckin’ animal shitting and fucking on this great glorious planet of “ ours “ . My god I’m embarrassed for the way that I acted . I feel like a monkey , and more specifically , I feel like a monkey that lives in a place where people kill it then cut the top part of it’s skull off , and enjoy the contents inside by eating it with a spoon , like it’s a bowl of mulligatawny soup , because I guess I have half a brain sometimes when I overreact , and don’t take the time to process things correctly…..

So let’s get back on track shall we ?

you lost 40 ! Great job ! Losing 40 pounds is something to be proud of . Way to go man ! Without health we have nothing . But just between us girls , c’mon , tell me your secret .

How in the fuck did you lose 40 pounds and not even sweat while doing it ? Sounds impossible . You do black magic or something ? You ever read Stephen King’s “ Thinner “ ? Be careful . Because I can’t lose you . Not with this chemistry that we have .

So what’s up ? I mean I’m not opposed to hard work , but hell , if I can make my thighs a little more shapely while lifting my butt up an inch or two in the process , so I can get back to receiving all them cat calls the women used to give me , and I don’t even have to perspire to get my body to that state , well , pretty please , with sugar on top …… tell me what to do 

sorry about your bets by the way . Rough go . It’s a marathon not a sprint . We’ll get em back buddy don’t worry . I’m currently looking over some Turkish 1st division soccer . If anything tickles my scrote I’ll holler ….

god bless and stay up . Positivity pal . Positivity 

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy 

See Spock it's all about the roll the style man..

Yes I lose sometimes, you lose we all have lost. It's ok . We just roll with the punch .

Here and so many swear they killed me ...

Shit burned buried drowned ECT ECT. Even have pictures to make that score... And yet as I live and breath the ones who paid the mark vanished just a few good assassin s left about...

So then they ask nothing personal? Why I am a freak. A freaking immortal one that can die do the haffey loop and back...

Then I see em they turn as white as me a ghost in front of em you see ... Same Johnny... Same look same style... Same person. 

What I guess at this death is just another promise but not for me... And realize not for you either.... 

As for the pacman what 40 hours and bail??? Didn't win or lose that bet lol

In a candian pretrial jail... 

Wow a whole 48 hours two changes of everything. Two wool blankets socks t shirts underwear . Everything including cable tv rent free must be nice bro....

@ Spock...

See I won't let my friends twist in the wind...

You can be back to beat of the best of the best....

Here. 

Check it my friend.

Modern medicine at it finest and nearby.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6379012/#:~:text=In%20reconstructive%20transplantation%20for%20catastrophic,extremity%20transplantation%20is%20extremely%20complex.

Care to see what I can do...

I even had a semi private pilates class followed by avocado toast & a green smoothie...getting a Justin Trudeau name brand cannabis welcome tote bag was a cute touch when getting booked in.

What happened to the POS who thought creating this thread was going to end well for him? Don't tell me I missed his meltdown which I masterfully created with all my burner accounts of hencheese 

Funny for 2000 Alex!

Nature you’ve nurtured me . The phrases you place for me to see are the baby seat and what my brain takes from these is the grave where I lay in the dirt asleep . I’m currently in the middle , laid up in surgery , doctors and nurses concurrently workin’ on me , the angels saying prayers , the devils smirkin’ cursin’ me . It hurts to breathe . But I still do it . My mind , like this rhyme , is reviled , but there’s real truth to it . And both have been twisted with what’s tempting since conception you feel confused a bit ? Then get in line . Next to whatever test has been prepped cuz I best anything every time . I guess this is my crime . whenever , whoever , you’re gettin’ severed at the spine . so I hope you don’t mind workin’ today , cuz it won’t be a joke when I jump rope with your vertebrae ……

See I live as long as God wants me to....

Understood that a long time ago.

I once was so confused , depressed , fed up I guess placed a nickel finish 357 smith and Wesson at my for head it had 6 bullets in chamber. Cocked pulled the trigger and it went click... Just my luck I thought clicked again and again....

Nothing 

I looked at the pistol not believing and a voice with the presence to vibrate the house pictures fell

 stated why don't you help people and never looked back since. 

If God wants me here nothing can be done I live.

If God wants me there again nothing I can do but pass onto the next life....

https://www.bme.jhu.edu/news-events/news/tissue-engineering-the-future-is-here/

Ok a vertabrae how about your own....

And really anything else heart liver lungstake a swab and grow the part then install it...

Not a whole person just part needed....

 Road trip to Maryland might be grievous but worth the time...

They can’t stop us Nature . Once someone has lost everything , and every gift or nuance that they surmised that ever made them who they are , or that made them special , or original , and the accompanying protection that those thoughts about themselves provide , life becomes a cruel test of resolve . Looking at reality in it’s truest essence is frightening , and that’s why I’ve come to understand that it is not in my best interests to look down upon those that haven’t been exposed to , or experienced , the things that I have had to go through , or the things that I know . it’s just not their fault . People are a product of circumstance . They mostly are only worried about things that directly affect them . Is it selfish ? Yes . Is that quality also embedded in our DNA in order to promote survival . Yes . It’s nature .

I , for the most part , will let people go about their day without initiating conflict , even if provoked . my armor is now too strong , and mostly nothing can pierce it . I let people’s normal process of learning certain lessons happen as they happen , and only interfere if I truly care for them and feel that I can help in some way …..

unless they become smug jerks who speak out of turn , and use ignorance like some kind of paper shield that is so thin and essentially useless that even one of my milder farts could set it ablaze , and in turn could combust them into a spectacle akin to what happens at Burning Man , just on a much smaller scale , and of course , sans the party atmosphere ….

sometimes I will admit I will mix it up with a motherfucker just to prove a point . Whatever chutzpah they think that they can bring to the table , as magnanimous as it may be , I’m sorry , it is what it is , I’m not being arrogant , but I have the counter ….

maybe not immediately , or instantly , but ultimately , I catch their mind and their mouth not being able to synchronize . The resulting aftermath is both depressing and entertaining , and I’m sad to report that no , I’m not perfect , and that I like to see the confusion , terror , and abominably pathetic attempts at escape , that a caught red handed not having their shit tight mind will resort to in order to not admit guilt , fault , or a possible incorrectness …..

ego death brother . Maybe we both “ suffer “ from it , or maybe it’s a “ gift “

I haven’t decided yet which side of the fence the sun shines brighter on …..

fuck it . Don’t care . I can’t change things . The only thing that I can change is myself . By evolving . And adapting . Like we’re all MADE to do . And speaking of do , I also change my underwear , when I doo doo , in them …..

because honestly , who’s not just a little disappointed in themselves when they see that antithesis of the Mona Lisa brown spot in their underwear winking at them with that sly grin that says “ Ha , I gotcha ! “

Peace brother . Stay up 

@nature1970

Maryland....

Now we well More I are stuck in this quandary.. yes immortality to all man without the house shaking at it's foundation...

Yes here it is the elixir the cure all... However such a small space Earth.... A insignificant marble in the sea of stars spinning at this one tiny spot in the outer rim... Secluded....

And with the technology up my sleeve all things can and will indeed pass to everyone without limits of reproductive system live forever.... Until earth it's self can't support us ... Then what population collapse, cannabalism , the entirely of us made not ...again.... See unless we can colonize other planets and repopulate the Eartha in heaven I hold the key to both... The eternal life and the destruction of all mankind...

Maybe another flick captures you Attica... Sure you seen it beforehand but now realize the twist of fate... Here we are... We need to expand or contract but what I have night be that big of spark to light some fire under the arshes to get going with the mars project ....

At least find somewhere else for this population to grow... Like America to Europe in the late 1400's

Well early 1500's cause let's face it we are up to our foreheads in stupidity... We don't need much more till we won't be treading water ...

I know not quite the lightest load of wood I carry to the fireplace. For the fireside chat...

See freedom has costs...

Whatever load you got nature , I can take it . 
Head on . But I’ll help also bro , because I’ll keep opening up too , cuz this blow by blow cream that you are spewing out is rising to the top , and covering me with warmth , and even though it gets a little sticky at times , I know I can face it , and I just know , by putting my heart on your sleeve , and by you putting your heart on mine , that at the finish , we’ll both be happy , because through all of this hard work , and by exorcising our demons , and by exercising our passionate will to succeed , that there is no log that will be too heavy to lift , and the climax of this all will be pure bliss , as we sit there , spent , exhausted , and yet content , in the afterglow that our little fire started …..

and also it will possibly require a change of bed sheets or mattress springs , whichever is cheaper ….

bigred care to chime in ?

i’m kidding .

Yo , you’re deep dogg . Deeper than that well that Baby Jessica fell into . Damn . But I can find you . No worries . I got one of those straps across my forehead with the big light fixated to the front of it . It’s my Third Eye . But I Gotta disagree with you here . Respectfully of course . I ain’t goin’ to no Mars son . Nope . We gotta fix the problems we have here on Earth first . Too many people just dying , and starving , and generally living fucked up lives in poverty and poor health , so spending our resources on something as fascinating as space travel , while exciting , seems to me anyway , to be an absolutely preposterous endeavor ……

I can’t even watch awards shows homie 

makes me sick and feel wrong , all these pompous show off pieces of shit sitting there in their fucking suits trying to look cool and fake smiling for the cameras . While children in The Congo die so Samantha Peckerwood , or whatever celebrity that’s hot at the moment , and that’s getting pimped out by Hollywood , can charge their phone .

It’s bullshit .

After I see all that pomp and circumstance grandiose hoopla I just want to get all Antonio Brown on you motherfuckers and quit this human species “ team “ that we’re on by getting naked and going out there into the wilderness and living off the grid . Maybe somebody will mistake me for Bigfoot . I don’t know . Because I got size 15s and all ….

Anyway , I don’t even know what half of them do . I’ve been meaning to get rid of most of them . So they’re not so heavy and don’t look like I’m sporting awkward Peter growth in my pocket while I’m carrying them around and not using them . I’m talking about my keys . I saw you talking about keys so I felt obligated to share my experience with them as well , although I must admit , how you expounded upon yours puts my grievance with the weight of mine and the silly boner reference that I made to shame ….

When you slowly descend after levitating , and place your feet on that water , please walk over and give me further details on these keys that you so eloquently speak of 

and stop with that guy’s videos . He’s 2 biscuits short of breaking the suspension on his F-150 , and those raccoon eyes makes it look like he hasn’t slept in days . I ain’t listenin’ to no tweaker . You got any Nas ?

Oh . And stay away from the Soylent Green . Cuz it’s people 

Nature , where are you ?

Did you drink too much tequila again ? I told you . Stick to the bottled water homie . it’s cheaper . and that H2O is better for your body too . Although sometimes I get the uneasy feeling that when I buy the greatest beverage that humanity has ever known , it doesn’t necessarily come from a natural spring in Maine , but from the sink tap of some overweight middle aged balding guy named Fred who’s laughing his way to multiple vacations in the Dominican year after year ….

Where he gets shot down time after time after making sexual advances towards the female staff , unless of course he tips generously , because then , anything is possible . So read the label down on the bottom before you buy it buddy . It will say if it’s natural spring water , but it’s written in really tiny hieroglyphics , so you might have to squint a little …..

I guess that’s just how it goes though . Scamming is at an all time high . And everything is a cash grab or way overpriced nowadays , and needs to be inspected for the validity of its claims , don’t you agree ?

lots of shysters out there . They’re mixed into the population like those few random corn niblets that are embedded deep within that baseball mitt sized shit that I take that sits there in the bowl waiting to be flushed after I’ve had an epic feast fest at the local Mexican joint by me , where all the waitresses got the biggest tits , but sadly , they also have the hairiest mustaches ….

I didn’t even order corn ! WTF ?!? That’s the mysterious part about it all . But upon further investigation I came to the conclusion that they mix some of it in with the rice that lays inside the burrito that I always order , like the waitress at said restaurant does on my bearskin rug that sits in front of my fireplace , after her shift is over , when we get down for the most epic of hanky pankies ….I can confirm that the corn is mixed in because she told me , and I can confirm that her tits are firm because I held them ….just so we cover all of our bases on that one ….

But don’t worry about her mustache though dogg . I got that shit on lock . Before I kiss her I just put one of my fingers across it , ala the Dirty Sanchez method , but just minus the shit of course . By implementing this strategy I feel no prickle whatsoever . Although I must admit it’s a little weird French kissing your own finger sometimes . I haven’t done that since middle school . When I was preparing for what inevitably would go down after the 7th grade dance , because Rashonda the thick thighed girl asked me to go , and I just knew she wanted to get down …

how you been doin’ with the ladies ? Blind , armless , or otherwise ? Make them little elves give you a present Broski . Make em work . But get rid of that comb over , it’s not complementary to your cheekbones at all . Drop me a line when Wapner is over or after you finish taking those driving lessons . God bless . See ya soon ….

@Danny9999

  Packerbacker picking on you

@davemsh

Buzz off mush

What are you, an undercover mod now?