Packersbackers would get beat to death in Prison.

Whoa , look at me , I got it all wrong , and I’m more than a little embarrassed , sheesh , good gracious , I offer only my sincerest apologies for bestowing upon you a comparison as diabolical as the one where I said that you reminded me of a headless chicken named Mike 

take it this way though , that foul decapitated fowl was a medical marvel , and a pioneer in the study of birds that get their noggins ginsu knived to destruction , and it showed us , by way of the scientific community’s dedicated hard work and unwavering thirst to find knowledge , that even with just a mere nub of the remaining brainstem , poultry will attempt to peck for food and try to crow , albeit all that really comes out is a disgusting gurgling noise , that resonates from the throat ….

so to you , our little barnyard fowl at Covers.com , with the never say die attitude and that just won’t quit mentality , I offer up a concession of remorse , and I beg for your pardon , and humbly ask for your forgiveness , for all the chicken shit I said and the stuff about the axe and also that one time where I said you wanted to throw my dead body into a woodchipper……

I’m sorry 

I appoligize my conduct an n the past at times driven half mad by reasonable limits of alcohol and drugs have said and done things that I am. Disappointed with my self for.

I will continue to try to keep my personal diatribe to within reasonable minds limits of vulgarity and as the past if my conduct becomes too ambuigant then by all means I understand that the mods will bring us back here in a semblance of a time out as they have done in the past....

I’m not sure , but I think we’re best friends now 

we got to a happy and fair resolution faster than the 22 minutes ( minus the commercials ) that it would take that fucking rapist Doctor Huxtable to figure out some shit to do , so that fucking annoying family of his would finally shut the fuck up for once , and be content for one fleeting moment of their bratty posh spoiled lives , till the next Cosby episode of course , you know , till Theo loses one hand in a dirt bike accident because he wasn’t being careful and now he’s bummed because he might not make the basketball team because tryouts are next week , fucking bullshit , or that thick thighed daughter he has just got dumped by her boyfriend because she wouldn’t French kiss his taint on the ride home from the roller skating rink , Jesus Christ don’t even get me started on that little piece of shit Rudy , swear to God , I wanted to jump through the TV so many times and grab one of those dookie braids and helicopter her ass right out of the history of broadcast programming , the old daughter was a bitch , Kadeem Hardison is a pusssy , and the mom’s only claim to fame is that she married a guy who played in the NFL that is only ever remembered for one lucky catch that he made . Cockroach. Cockroach was the man , the only normal one , if the revolution happened , I’d let him live , fuck , I’m glad I got that off my chest …..

It’s so nice to have someone that understands me , I think this new friendship of ours will be good for the both us . Thanks Big Nache Dogg . Can I call you that ? Too soon ? How about Nache-O Libre ? No ? How about “ Woooooo ! Boy “ ?

you know , in honor of the Nature Boy Ric Flair ?

Eh , um , never mind , we can figure that out later ….

I assure you Spock if my conduct becomes to a point of personal offense

I can find or have no offense in you pressing the exclamation point and reporting me to wally and company.

This site should remain a contentious debate as we formulate a better perspective in wagering

however should remain and always be a respectfull society in where fellow members can feel secured in express their independent views and from any dealing with the want of security..

If should my conduct advanced a collection of fear leading to terror of your self

 I indeed hold you harmless for my conduct creating these feelings. 

Again I thank you for generous acceptance of previous conduct driven by a collection orf madness ,  alcohol drug or awareness induced and indeed possibly jealous malice.

Although what the reason

I have no way to justify or deflect from my personal behavior I will indeed try much harder in the future from digressing into such loathe some behavior.....

Well if those who views this thread find to run a true dialogue in a sound track in the background. 

Such experience is worth the time of 2 hours.

It is a black screen and thus the audio only from a very classic book and a novel approach to human endeavors of pursuing happiness.

Nature , the stuff that you’re sayin’ is really tuggin’ on my heartstrings , but don’t get any ideas , cuz that’s the only thing of mine that you’re gonna be tuggin’ on buddy , HahAHahaha ! ahh , look at us ! Just two cool dudes shootin’ the dirt and bustin’ each other’s balls . Good times . I feel alive again , and I’m gonna be honest with you for a moment , I haven’t felt this way about anyone here since my former best friend and confidant chic cardinals was so unceremoniously canned like an Albacore tuna back in the Turf Wars of ‘22 ….

I’m not really sure what happened . He must have just been swimmin’ along one day thinking about a conspiracy theory , then out of the corner of his eye he musta saw some shit or something , cuz he took the bait , and fell for it , hook , line , and sinker ….

I tried to warn him , like John Turturro did to Matt Damon in Rounders , but he would have none of it , he wanted it all , when sometimes you just gotta grind , ya dig ? Didn’t work out for him though , with the Oreos and all , because that never came into play , well sorta , but I ain’t openin’ that can of worms ….

because he just constantly had to try and do two times as much damage to anyone that tried to hurt him . Losing proposition right there . Sometimes you gotta just win baby . I think that guy that looks like the bigger version of Mini Me from Austin Powers said it best in The Fast and the Furious because “ it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile , cuz a win is a win … “

he couldn’t do that though . He just had that humongous boner that just needed to double up a motherfucker that angered him , and if you know the story , well , then , essentially he had to quadruple up a motherfucker , and that’s just asking too much of anyone , unless of course we’re talkin’ Liberace on them piano keys , cuz son was on a stratosphere all by his lonesome in that respect , well , I guess there was a couple of dudes in leopard print bikini briefs dancing provocatively around him but that is neither here nor there in regards to what I’m trying to convey ….

god bless you nature , and I hope the logs of wood split easy for you by way of that axe that you wield , and the fire that manifests itself resulting from all your hard work keeps your tender body warm and supple , like a flank steak that has just come right out of the skillet ……

be well friend 

Nature , it has been over 24 hours since our last correspondence . I am beginning to worry that the cold and harsh Maine winter has swallowed you whole . My only comfort is that I am having this thought  : that as you sit there , alone , and out in the wilderness , freezing your hairy little keester off , a feral woman grunting and walking on all fours , who was raised by a family of possums since the age of two years old , when her impoverished and looney parents dropped her off into the forest and left , has decided to come out from underneath that small collection of rocks where she lives , and wants to lend you a helping hand , and possibly other body parts ( you catch my drift ) , so at least you have someone to make mouth noises with and to snuggle up to …..feels good having that thought .

chime in when the circumstances allow , and please confirm or deny this most glorious premonition that I’ve had , for I am clairvoyant , but don’t you dare call me Claire ….because that would be a disrespectful act , and trust me , I don’t need any extra bulletin board material to light a motherfucker up ….

@IntenseOperator

 Will the weather cooperate?

No Spock not sure where you got the hairy Amazon lady with me. Don't curse me like that just yet I am single plan to remain that way.

Have been talking with someone me women but no they ain't bringing them home .

As for me I am 6 feet tall weigh 180 and maybe a bit of scruff on my face not much hair anywhere. Some women like some scruff I suppose.

This myth I am taller or like a grizzly bear is just that.....

Most of the women I know are elf like creatures . Wiggle their ears and dance their eyes at least...

I assure you I ain't batting for the other side of the field. I am straight... Women well maybe an Amazon type could be the needed change in my life I'll think about it for.... Well no I stick with blind hair blue eyed or red and green eyed 5 ' something ladies.. Seems to be what I always been with why change lol.

@nature1970

 I love blind women too....

Yes the platinum blond.

and can be blinding in certain light. So fascinated by the curly locks completely forgot all of been through dealing with their kind  Aye in The past

Now I’m no proctologist but I think this classifies as dirt shootin’  

Nature , I am glad to hear that you are alive , and that your penis still throbs to swim the sometimes rough and wavy waters that reside turbulent and chaotic inside the fairer gender’s canal of love . I thought we lost you there for a moment ….……

….to the dark side . Not that there’s anything wrong that , because if you choose to have a lightsaber fight with a consenting adult male , what fucking business is it of mine ? Yes , the force inside you is strong my friend , I can sense it , dammit , I’m just gonna say it , now this a play on words , and it’s not my best work , but hear me out , ….. “ YODA Man dogg ! “

And just for the record I dig on the blind women too , but it’s such a fucking waste ya know , because I have this god damn pretty face , and those only seeing dark human bats , with their dirty cuunts , will never get to view it . It’s like having a Lamborghini Countache all waxed and shined up in the garage and not having those fucking things inside your orbital bones to enjoy the majestic sight with . It breaks my heart . But them visually challenged hookers can still take a ride in the passenger seat though , amirite ? And feel every bump up in that sloped beautiful powerful motherfucker , amirite ?

Hell yeah I’m right . But if we’re talkin’ handed then naw , cuz I’m ambidextrous , although I brush my teeth with my feet , and the left one at that , so I hope that this cleared up any of the rumors that have been floating around ….

they should make a movie about my foot , but what could they call it ? Because the title My Left Foot is already taken …. Fuck that Daniel Day-Lewis , everyday , and twice on Sunday ….

speaking of Sunday , who you got in those championship games ? Let me know dogg , I’ll put a shekel or two on ‘em …..

god bless 

Went with a n the road warriors.

Took Bengals and sanfran money line...

20 on each. Philli is different but San Francisco defense is dominant.

KC is hit or miss these days and over looking the cat will be their undoing... Anything but another snore feat with Patrick homes in the super bowl is worth wagering on. 

Waited for a better spot didn't happen

  locked In +125 for San Fran -110 on Cincinnati  money line.

I’m gonna do nothing but wish you good luck Nature 

and I’m also gonna touch on something that you referenced as well , because I too hate snore feat , with a passion , although I must admit , not as much as I dislike when the ass smell like feat , ya dig ?

cuz my man Max58 put me onto that , and I wasn’t a connoisseur of that style of thinking up until he opened my eyes , showing me a whole new world , that I had been missing , due to blindness of what is in fact , real . I guess you can say I was malnourished , and never truly full , because I was only feasting on crumbs , when the table was filled , with a smorgasbord plethora of tantalizingly tasty treats to enjoy , but I was too consumed with my own bombastic attitudes on what ass smelled like .

I was robbed for a long time during this experience of life , but no more , because now I know , ass smell like feat is where it’s at , I even printed up a few thousand tee shirts with that slogan , and I give them away to the homeless people sleeping inside those bus stop glass boxes like they’re some kind of grown person invitro fertilization project gone horribly wrong because the person administering the study forgot about them after going on a 3 day bender of hookers and coke …..

those not owning house motherfuckers are great advertising , and really spread the message of ass smell like feat , plus also numerous other maladies and illnesses due to poor health , and the fact that they don’t receive the proper medical care that they so dearly require…..sad world we live in

I like all of your picks . I’m a big Deebo fan . Love the name . Crazy name . Is that his real name ? I gotta Wikipedia it . But nothing surprises me with names anymore . There used to be a motherfucker named Atari on the packers , and then there’s Sony Michel , and I know , in my heart of hearts , that there’s a guy out there named GameCube Johnson who just wasn’t quite good enough to make the league . Probably because he didn’t spend enough time in the weight room or on his footwork , instead choosing to do something completely fruitless with his time ….like play video games .

I hit a 16 leg Same Game parlay on that Sixers/Nuggets game yesterday , with even that perennial underachiever Tobias Harris coming through for me , I couldn’t believe it , that soft motherfucker , so my confidence in selecting winners is sky high right now ….

I’m contemplating a wager on the niners because their quarterback is purdy good . He reminds me of Johnny Moxon from Varsity Blues except Brock looks like the kind of guy that would lick all of that whipped cream bikini off of that bitch , saving her pusssy for his Final Destination…..

ya dig ?

or I might throw them in a teaser with the under , whatever my chakras say brother , they do all my talkin’ , I just walk it . Peace .

Feet Dont fail me now.....

They don't allow parleys here.

I would like San Fran , and under with in that game and Cincinnati at 6 to 1 but oh no...just straight bets no over or under allowed.

So I lose 40.00 break about even or make 45... 

Such is life in a state that only allows social gambling... And one bar that take my action in sports.

Went with a new avatar more like the season.

I heart spock

I’m sorry to hear that nature . I’d hook you up with with my local , but I’ve learned my lesson , and I now never mix gambling and friendship 

too risky . There’s just too many things that can go wrong . Like , for instance , having an angry Sicilian gentleman with a cleft lip put a fucking gigantic piece of chrome to your temple while trying to pronounce words that are in effect saying that someone else’s debt , is now , in an ironic turn of events , magically your debt …..

And I christened the fucker’s kid !! The bookie , not that welching piece of doodyrope that “ used “ to be my friend . Conniving bastard . Make a mental note . Never trust a guy that carries around his own billiard stick that he has to assemble from two separate pieces after he unzips it from his bag . Never .

Scumbag . I shoulda known better , but alas that’s how life is sometimes , you gotta go through stuff to learn something . Saw that decrepit vagabond and his family at the diner some years ago . Cute kids , and his wife was really nice , maybe he let go of his derelict ways , but please excuse me if I’m still skeptical , because I nearly had to pay the ultimate price , namely being able to live the human experience on this planet , because that charlatan just kept chasing , and losing , and chasing , and losing …..

I like the new avatar by the way , reminds of last night , I really shook the cobwebs off some skank’s pusssyshelf , had her crawling to the bathroom like she got hit by an out of control ATV ….

No I am good with what I have .

When I want to go to a sports book I have to take a train or bus or Uber. But when I go to conniticut it ain't about 40 In action....

Same as anything need a couple keys of blow  goto Houston need a 50 PC for a friend deal with the neiborhood...

Sounds like you know how to party . You’re my kind of people . I’d rob a bank with you any day of the week that you asked , my only stipulation is that we only use 15 percent of the “ take “ for ourselves , and the rest we give to charity by handing it out on street corners  , at soup kitchens , and various other local establishments where the downtrodden and those in desperate need of assistance gather and congregate , and where they smell up the whole joint like it’s my ex girlfriend , God I hate that bitch , possibly we’ll even head to a McDonald’s or two also to siphon off our wares , but I would have to check my schedule first , because I’m a busy man . We’re gonna be like a couple of modern day Robin Hoods buddy !

it’ll be like Dumb and Dumber when they find the slippy , slappy , swanson briefcase , except we’ll be Smart and Smarter , because we actually will be meticulous and pay attention to how everything is allocated , and we’ll be giving people who are down on their luck , and just might need a jumpstart , by way of stolen dollars , that little push they need to move forward and to make something out of their godforsaken miserable lives …

you and me pal , the Starsky and Hutch couple of motherfuckers who don’t give a fuck Duo of the people ! ……It feels good to be alive and to do the right things ….. yes it does ….. Eagles up 7-0 ….. gripesies ……

So impatient ...

But what the hell it's been a while since anything but ice flowed through your veins.

Rush of adrenaline...

way I see it 7-7 and 49ers hold the ball..

I am going back to my movie enjoy the game...