PAGING MR BATOR

@sagsmore

 In order for MR BATOR TO COME OUT THEM BUSHES, you have to ASK FOR HIM ON HERE SO YOU DOING THE RIGHT THING. He will show up soon, lets be patient.

This thread is so friggin

@Hugh_Jorgan

 c'mon now!

you know that some ppl need to be held by the hand.

i'll bet this guy doesn't even know his thread was moved here

(in Ob1 voice)

Mr. Bator….

now that’s a name I haven’t heard, well, before your born on date….

@djbrow

On Nov 20th my Cowboys visit Skoal country for a tilt vs your Vikings.

I propose a wager ... if the Vikings win I send you a My Pillow, hand delivered by the company founder, who may or may not be a pedophile.

If the Cowboys win you make me Mod for 24 hours, with complete authority to ban any member (or Mod) that I see fit. This site could use an enema

What say ye, Mr Tarkenton?

What sags more ?

80 year old wrinkled grandmother breasts that had the implants removed in the late 80s due to silicone leakage or the OP’s mouth where there used to be a smile because DJ brow came in here like Batman not wearin’ hockey pants and put this guy on blast like some TNT the roadrunner set out for Wile .E. Coyote in one of them classic cartoons ?

bonus questions : what are DJ brow’s thoughts on the Hockensen trade and how many pairs of skinny jeans are currently in DJ brow’s neatly organized and spacious walk in closet ?

@hugh 

funny story on that. I was actually planning on going to the game, as I’m flying to my dads in Seattle for Thanksgiving. Instead, I’ll go to the Thanksgiving night game on my way back home. I’m up for a wager. Let’s think of something.

PS I don’t need any pillows. 

@spock 

I love the trade. The Vikings have always loved big, physical, tight ends.

@djbrow

let's bet on profile pics (avatars)

If Dallas wins you have to change your profile pic to one of you wearing a Cowboys jersey, while holding a sign that reads "Hugh is my daddy".

Should the unthinkable happen and Minny wins, I will don a Vikes jersey and hold a sign that reads "DJ is my daddy"

Pics will be sans face, and kept for 30 days.

Deal or no deal?

I will quote your post so it is now logged into the annals of Covers history.

However, should I be given the power to reinstate only one poster, it will be a tough decision between you, chic cardinals, DUP, and scal

bigred?

For the love of all the things beautifully created by our mother universe , and her adept ability to deftly place her bountiful bosom inside of our mouths when we most need it , that resuscitates our vitality , and that gives us the strength to continue on , motivating us to perform good works , as we trudge along , on this torturous journey through time and space , that so menacingly tests our resolve , can we please reinstate this man as Stanley Roper ?

thank you for contemplating this DJ brow ….

Or shall I call you Saint DJ Brow the Holy Viking di Covers.com……

@Hugh_Jorgan

 not me......