I went to the park by myself for a picnic and people laughed at me. I had a picnic basket filled with goodies but could not enjoy it because the other park-goers were snickering at me. Why? I am a big man and just wanted to enjoy the park on a nice Spring day. I had a nice blanket layed out on the grass and was enjoying some yogurt and strawberries in the beautiful Spring sun. The park is a public place so why could I not be accepted there?
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I went to the park by myself for a picnic and people laughed at me. I had a picnic basket filled with goodies but could not enjoy it because the other park-goers were snickering at me. Why? I am a big man and just wanted to enjoy the park on a nice Spring day. I had a nice blanket layed out on the grass and was enjoying some yogurt and strawberries in the beautiful Spring sun. The park is a public place so why could I not be accepted there?
100% true story cake....i was drunk as heck and it was about a 10 min walk back to my place and i just froze up, couldn't take another step, i tried to wait a few minutes to see if it would subside, no dice....so i let it fly
Well the story the guy made reference to was when I was camping and I did not have a clean deuce drop. Messy and no toilet paper. Ended up having to just let it air dry
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Quote Originally Posted by Stuggots:
100% true story cake....i was drunk as heck and it was about a 10 min walk back to my place and i just froze up, couldn't take another step, i tried to wait a few minutes to see if it would subside, no dice....so i let it fly
Well the story the guy made reference to was when I was camping and I did not have a clean deuce drop. Messy and no toilet paper. Ended up having to just let it air dry
my man roach, i wouldn't lie to you my friend......had to take a dump and did...i could produce a witness, someone very respected here but i know they dont want to be involved...i have done alot of odd things in my life,,,usually all come after consuming alot of beers
I wasn't saying that your history was a lie.
I was lying about wishing to do the same, you know, shitting on a street
I'm kind of shy when shitting, you know?
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Quote Originally Posted by Stuggots:
my man roach, i wouldn't lie to you my friend......had to take a dump and did...i could produce a witness, someone very respected here but i know they dont want to be involved...i have done alot of odd things in my life,,,usually all come after consuming alot of beers
I wasn't saying that your history was a lie.
I was lying about wishing to do the same, you know, shitting on a street
I went to the park by myself for a picnic and people laughed at me. I had a picnic basket filled with goodies but could not enjoy it because the other park-goers were snickering at me. Why? I am a big man and just wanted to enjoy the park on a nice Spring day. I had a nice blanket layed out on the grass and was enjoying some yogurt and strawberries in the beautiful Spring sun. The park is a public place so why could I not be accepted there?
Well, here are the problems:
1. First people think/know your a homosexual as there is not a single heterosexual man on earth who even owns a picnic basket. And even if they did own one, you'd have to put a branding iron to their ass to make them pack if the intent is to have a picnic by themselves. Homosexuals are subject to a homophobic world and you were advertising such unintentionally (or intentionally, who knows) hence the laughter.
2. Your choice of cuisine. Berries and yogurt, although on a healthy person's menu (when consumed in moderation), again reeks of effeminacy. If you pulled out a BK whopper and a large fries, people would just ignore you but would think "Jeez, look at that fat guy getting his munchies on."
3. Most guys don't bring a blanket outside unless it's to put on the ground to have sex with a woman ....which you won't be doing anytime soon...so when people see the blanket and you sitting alone on it, they think you're desperate.
Now i don't care if your a homosexual, fat or sit on a blanket, like berries and fucking yogurt etc., but i'm simply informing you of other people's mindsets and why they act the way they do because you asked. It is all about putting themselves on a pedestal much like the responses in this thread above this one. It's quite tragic response as well. Because all their future attempts at meaningful success, whether with women or employment, will be devoid of anything that has to do with you. Therefore, an employer or a mate WON'T be able to compare them to the homosexual man on the blanket eating berries and yogurt. So they satisfy their narcissistic impulse for about 5 seconds, potentially hurt/piss off another person, and overall make the world a nasty place while simultaneously accomplishing NOTHING.
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Quote Originally Posted by mamatheregoes:
I went to the park by myself for a picnic and people laughed at me. I had a picnic basket filled with goodies but could not enjoy it because the other park-goers were snickering at me. Why? I am a big man and just wanted to enjoy the park on a nice Spring day. I had a nice blanket layed out on the grass and was enjoying some yogurt and strawberries in the beautiful Spring sun. The park is a public place so why could I not be accepted there?
Well, here are the problems:
1. First people think/know your a homosexual as there is not a single heterosexual man on earth who even owns a picnic basket. And even if they did own one, you'd have to put a branding iron to their ass to make them pack if the intent is to have a picnic by themselves. Homosexuals are subject to a homophobic world and you were advertising such unintentionally (or intentionally, who knows) hence the laughter.
2. Your choice of cuisine. Berries and yogurt, although on a healthy person's menu (when consumed in moderation), again reeks of effeminacy. If you pulled out a BK whopper and a large fries, people would just ignore you but would think "Jeez, look at that fat guy getting his munchies on."
3. Most guys don't bring a blanket outside unless it's to put on the ground to have sex with a woman ....which you won't be doing anytime soon...so when people see the blanket and you sitting alone on it, they think you're desperate.
Now i don't care if your a homosexual, fat or sit on a blanket, like berries and fucking yogurt etc., but i'm simply informing you of other people's mindsets and why they act the way they do because you asked. It is all about putting themselves on a pedestal much like the responses in this thread above this one. It's quite tragic response as well. Because all their future attempts at meaningful success, whether with women or employment, will be devoid of anything that has to do with you. Therefore, an employer or a mate WON'T be able to compare them to the homosexual man on the blanket eating berries and yogurt. So they satisfy their narcissistic impulse for about 5 seconds, potentially hurt/piss off another person, and overall make the world a nasty place while simultaneously accomplishing NOTHING.
I really don't see the problem with a grown man spending a nice afternoon alone in the park having a peaceful picnic, as he enjoy strawberries and yogurt.
I wish I was there to join you, Mama.
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I really don't see the problem with a grown man spending a nice afternoon alone in the park having a peaceful picnic, as he enjoy strawberries and yogurt.
I really don't see the problem with a grown man spending a nice afternoon alone in the park having a peaceful picnic, as he enjoy strawberries and yogurt.
I wish I was there to fuck you, Mama.
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:
I really don't see the problem with a grown man spending a nice afternoon alone in the park having a peaceful picnic, as he enjoy strawberries and yogurt.
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You have a point there my friend.
I was out of toilet paper in the woods that time. I am an outdoorsman
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