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Posted: #26

Bring back

- The Giant Monte  cool

-  Paulsey  moose

-  Shrimp1908   an_wink

-  BigD   thumbs_up

-  David carradine   an_clap

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Posted: #27

Bro you’re like the Oracle around here huh ?

back when them guys were around I bet you were still just a young whippersnapper that went out every night and got shitfaced while chasing the muff around .

you probably hadn’t even gotten into the sales aspect of the business yet either , and you were probably just the guy in the warehouse that was on the payroll solely for the purpose of hitting the rolled up carpets that were in the corners with a broom so that the mice would scamper out so that they could sell them shits huh ?

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Yo me and Paulsy were tight , like buttcheeks being squeezed together so that they could hold back a fart peace_5

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Posted: #29

Quote Originally Posted by Cyrax:

Bring back - The Giant Monte   -  Paulsey   -  Shrimp1908    -  BigD    -  David carradine

1958.......an_razz

 
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Posted: #30

Iron Mike an_boxing

Empire....

Montedamastiff,,,

Searchwarrant...

The Giant

PG dad     Starwink

dad    Starwink

Saintsfan   Biggest Asshole Ever...Starwink  probably..

3rd and Long

McDrewcarrey.....

 

 
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Posted: #31

Paranoia

 

Paranoia can destroy you Bigred.  Seek help.

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Posted: #32

Great song peace_5

I can picture it playing in the background as big red fervently hits the little calculator on his desk as he adds up all of his sales ….

hoping that he can make it to number one seller in the company for this quarter . Wiping the sweat off of his brow and yelling for coffee as he’s doing it , only stopping to take a glance at the new receptionist’s ample backside .

you’re my boy red peace_5

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Posted: #33

@bigred84

 

 Shoot WSC a message and ask him if I was any of those past usernames.

an_light

 

an_getaway

I’m expecting you to thank Hugh Jorgan for getting you reinstated and an apology for being such a big dummy and jerk to me.

 

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Posted: #34

Best IP  Blocker money can buy....an_speak

 
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Posted: #35

I smell a medium to high stakes bet coming .

but I’d rather smell just a steak . With all that delicious ketchup on it . Like the way a real American eats it peace_5

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@bigred84

 Covers knows you’re just an idiot.

 
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Posted: #37

@bigred84

 Saintsfan was for sure an asshole

Starwink? Wasn't he that huge drunk? 

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Posted: #38

Winky   

I would hire you....peace_5

Just to fire you...an_wink

 
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I used an ip blocker once . I passed that drug test . But taking off the tape from the canister attached to my leg left the hair missing in the shape of The Virgin Mary . I had someone from the clergy ask me about it during a pick up game at our local church’s gymnasium . I didn’t have the heart to tell him the real deal , plus he made me a little nervous because he got real close and I think he might have been interested in a “ different “ kind of pick up game if you know what I’m sayin’ …..

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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

I smell a medium to high stakes bet coming . but I’d rather smell just a steak . With all that delicious ketchup on it . Like the way a real American eats it
Ketchup on a fine cut of beast is a misdemeanor that comes perilously close to a felony. peace_5

 
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 You sure about wanting me to check that story? I wouldnt openly suggest that, might be smarter to lay low and not bring the subject up.

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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

I used an ip blocker once . I passed that drug test . But taking off the tape from the canister attached to my leg left the hair missing in the shape of The Virgin Mary . I had someone from the clergy ask me about it during a pick up game at our local church’s gymnasium . I didn’t have the heart to tell him the real deal , plus he made me a little nervous because he got real close and I think he might have been interested in a “ different “ kind of pick up game if you know what I’m sayin’ …..

This is beautiful. Thanks spock peace_5

 
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And here I though Cranky Hank was a decent and well established citizen living in the Greater Wisconsin area that simply watered his neighbor’s flowers in his spare time and that nurtured baby birds back to health that had fallen out of trees when he wasn’t performing CPR to possums or other varmints that found themselves suffering from the ramifications of having a Michelin tire drive over the backs of their necks till the snap , crackle , and pop was heard and I’m not talking about the cereal . 

I’m flabbergasted to say the least . Damn . Next you’re gonna tell me Getty is really Seaweed . It’s like a Hitchcock movie up in here . Criss Cross . Criss Cross . I can’t take it . My head’s spinning . Maybe I shouldn’t have ingested that nutmeg . Next you’re gonna tell me Cyrax is The Giant . This is too much .

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Posted: #45

@spockgato

 you may be a genius, I'm still trying to figure it out...peace_5peace

buy $BTC
 
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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

And here I though Cranky Hank was a decent and well established citizen living in the Greater Wisconsin area that simply watered his neighbor’s flowers in his spare time and that nurtured baby birds back to health that had fallen out of trees when he wasn’t performing CPR to possums or other varmints that found themselves suffering from the ramifications of having a Michelin tire drive over the backs of their necks till the snap , crackle , and pop was heard and I’m not talking about the cereal .  I’m flabbergasted to say the least . Damn . Next you’re gonna tell me Getty is really Seaweed . It’s like a Hitchcock movie up in here . Criss Cross . Criss Cross . I can’t take it . My head’s spinning . Maybe I shouldn’t have ingested that nutmeg . Next you’re gonna tell me Cyrax is The Giant . This is too much .
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Posted: #48

@wallstreetcappers

 Check it out my fair and just referee.  peace_5

Report back asap.  an_clap

 
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Should we start a countdown then, since you decided to roll the dice and all..

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I've got the shovel ready.    an_popcorn

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