Show Me Exactly What Was Violated

@BWS77

 Good to see you! 

@Cranky_Hank

Oh snap . Oh no you didn’t . Why you just wanna throw all caution to the wind that’s coming out of our collective buttcheeks and go and poke that bear for ?

Your name Charles Bronson and you got a DeathWish or somethin’ ? Well listen , if it is , there’s good news , cuz first and foremost you’re a movie icon , and secondly the mustache is making a real comeback with the youth of today’s generation , and it’s back in style , so much so , that even a small percentage of the females roaming around our great nation’s landscape are jumping in on the fun and growing one of them hairy patches at the top where their legs meet near where they menstruate .

Menstruate . That’s a funny word . Cuz guys can’t do it but there’s that first syllable “ men” in there . 

Think of it this way , it’s like if the scientific community that studies apes and chimpanzees decided to call the action where they stick their fingers into each other’s fur , where they take the bugs out , while eating some of them mind you , I watch National Geographic , it’s disgusting , those damn dirty apes , but anyway , it’s called “ grooming “ , but if the scientific community decided to call that action , let’s say , “ rocketscienting “ it would be ridiculous cuz ain’t no fuckin’ monkey building a spaceship let alone is smart enough to understand anything about propulsion that goes to that magnitude ya dig ?

I mean they’re eating each other’s lice for Christ’s sake . It would make no sense to call it that . Why not just call it “ Womenstruation “ ya feel me ?

Go away and police the forums that need it. Priorities.

Okay.  If I was ever any of those aliases Shrimp (Bigred) has accused me of let’s countdown.

I never was.

But okay!

TEN

Nice disclaimer...

U know how I know your lying 

Ur lips are moving.....

Next thing you know somebody’s gonna claim that they saw Cranky Hank on Epstein’s plane , just prior to picking up Trump in Mar-lago on the way to that island ……

But only after it had stopped at that music store in Arkansas , because they did Bill a favor in picking up his saxophone that was fixed so that he could sing everybody songs while they all “ relaxed “ on vacation ……

if the fedora doesn’t fit you should sure as fuck aquit .

haven’t we learned anything from the O.J . Simpson case ?

Cranky Hank is innocent until proven guilty goddammit !

Although I can see him sporting a pair of those cool Bruno Mali shoes . Hmmmmmm …..

@wallstreetcappers

Why spend your valuable time in this thread posting like a passive aggressive woman trying to start drama? Are you having a bad day and need to vent? Don't you have a Facebook group where you could whine among like-minded femmes?

Yo we all need to be like a bunch of Fonzis in here and we need to be cool .

I don’t want this to go the wrong way , like that time I missed a turn and ended up in Montreal at Club SuperSex . 

@packersbackers

Read the thread, tell your pals to quit calling out for attention and then attention might not come as often.

You’re better than that wall 

I thought that you were different .

@spockgato

Super input, not needed at all especially from you.

We’re all God’s creatures wall , there’s no need to treat me like I’m unworthy to be alive 

Hey let’s not keep going like this , let’s change the subject and start fresh , and let’s talk about the SuperBowl or my foot fungus or something 

Weird thing to say considering you had multiple futures posted on the same 'loser franchise' including to win the AFC, meaning they'd likely have to go through KC.  Just sayin

@spockgato

You have breathed life into this otherwise mundane thread.

 @spockgato  A lovable linguistic legend

@spockgato

 Pulp Fiction reference, well played 

I love your catalog 

and that Himalayan Walking Boot ?

I’ll put my crusty toenails in that son of a bitch anytime 

problem is I keep shredding through the front part and eventually it turns into a sandal , but what can I say ? I create things 

but the good news ? It keeps you in business , cuz I just up and order a new pair of them shits every time 

bosco !

Yo I think you’re looking at God the wrong way . In my opinion He’s not some overly jubilant fellow that can get stern and strict and “ all uppity “ with the rules from time to time that’s walking around in a robe like he just got out of the sauna at a Russian Bath House while he sits around on a cloud farting out precipitation that eventually turns into our planet’s weather patterns , no , I don’t think He’s that 

I think in easy to understand terminology He’s simply “ All “ like “ all of existence “ , I mean good golly miss molly is wearing a tight sweater vest and the 2 sizes too small skirt to match to where all the boys are trying to ask her to the big dance papi !

Cuz it’s right there in clue form when we glance at some other vernacular that describes God’s name from a different “ religion “ : Allah

yes and there’s a rudimentary and a lowest common denominator joke in there :

” Oh ! It’s “ ALL “ …… “ ah “ …… I get it now “ 

Religions are simply belief systems anyway , as in “ what the fuck do you believe is going on ? “ , cuz if you think about it , it’s crazy , this existence , and motherfuckers have been thinking about it for a long , long time 

with all that being said get ready for the Aliens to come back bubby , cuz you’re right about that , but remember I’m your white knight , and I’m not smarmy and naive like Ellis , or a complete jerk like that Hans Gruber , I’m just good ‘ol spock McClain fighting the good fight and the injustices while our leaders sit on their hands and occasionally tickle their sphincters with their hidden fingers while doing so , because they have nothing really better to do because they are fearful of hard work 

and that’s reality in a nutshell cuz all those words came from my ballsack 

@spockgato

 I’m just good ‘ol spock McClain fighting the good fight and the injustices while our leaders sit on their hands and occasionally tickle their sphincters with their hidden fingers while doing so , because they have nothing really better to do because they are fearful of hard work

Ancient Astronaut Theorist

The ancient astronaut theory isn’t passee’ per se , but I myself prefer the lesser known yet equally interesting Ancient Asshole Theory , although there are some intersecting qualities between the two ….

you see long ago this planet had been voyaged to by visitors that came from a planet where the inhabitants didn’t form like you and I did , where a grouping of parts assembles to make a complete body , but rather their DNA instructed them to arrange themselves and to grow into one single fully functioning biological structure : The Asshole

and when those assholes got here they did so much fucking with the primitive women that they changed the bloodline forever , and that’s why decency and common courtesy were replaced by arrogance and contempt , and that’s why the idea of peace and tranquillity , that was gaining momentum at the time , was usurped with the need to control , scold , and dominate ……

so it’s not surprising to me in the least , that after all the time that has elapsed , that still to this day , we carry that asshole gene that makes us cut people off on our freeways or bump into people in the subway without even saying excuse me ……

Let alone all the fucking death and destruction that we manage to create ….

but what do you expect ?

Cuz no pun intended , in the end , we’re all just a bunch of assholes 

@spockgato

 This thread has become a joy to read.

The evolution of our species is quite extraordinary. Yes, we came from apes.

Your "ancient asshole theory" has been discussed before. I remember reading that the evolutionary cycle took a peculiar leap forward between the Neanderthal and Cro-magnon ages.

These folks speculate that visitors came during that time and shared some of their DNA to jumpstart the evolutionary process. 

To this day, most Europeans and Asians have 2% Neanderthal DNA. Folks in Africa do not as Neanderthals didn't travel to that continent.

This stuff is always interesting.

If you shift the conversation to who built the pyramids, you got me reading or watching anything on that subject. 

@undermysac

 Agreed , interesting read for sure .

As for the pyramids, I'm from the Kurt Vonnegut school of thinking that says Gravity was temporarily repealed during the time of the build enabling mere mortals to become like ants ,capable of incredible feats of strength .