Show Me Exactly What Was Violated

@NONEED4LUCK

 Zebra's gofund is up to $15 after eight days! 

@wmi799

Would a 3D printer version of a kidney work?

To the Book’s Nightmare …….

Nah forget it , uh uh , it’s the least that I could do …..

because when I first joined this site many moons ago and saw the cast of miscreant characters that were roaming around these pungent and hallowed halls , god damn I gotta be honest , I was ready to high tail it the fuck outta here and go urine up some other territory that needed to be marked ,

but it was you partly , and people of your quality , mostly ,  that really stood out head and shoulders above the rest , that helped me to decide that this here was the place to be , and the place that I needed to call home .

And sure I had a little buyer’s remorse when they took away the babe of the day , and all the porn , and when a few of the more personable posters were either banned or went bankrupt never to be seen or heard from again , but all in all I’m happy with the choice that I made , so thank you for helping me to make it . God bless . 

@packersbackers

 Not sure. Zebra is looking for people to buy him a car. 

I almost feel bad for that zebrakiller . But he put this bad mojo and karma upon himself .

What person in their right mind labels himself the slayer of a majestic animal such as that ? Not to mention who the fuck goes into truly degenerate mode and not only loses everything that they possess and own by gambling it all away but does it with their wife of all people at their fucking side as their number one wing-man ?

da fuck ?

That’s like going to the strip club and getting a lap dance in the back area side by side with your nerdy and can’t keep a secret neighbor Larry , that you only really see once or twice a year socially , usually at the block party , or because they mailed his medical socks brochure to your house instead of his , with his disgusting varicose vein legs , yuck ,

but usually you just see him outside riding on his lawnmower and cutting his grass while he most likely is contemplating suicide …..

some people just aren’t meant to be put into certain situations ya know ?

they’ll fuck it all up by spilling the beans like Larry , or nagging you into making the wrong call on a crucial hand like your significant other .

@wmi799

Perhaps I'll consider getting him a Hot Wheels 

I think zebra came from that generation of if you quit crying I'll buy you something versus the generation of if you don't quit crying I will give you something to cry about

Good point . And they always say that there’s two sides to a coin , but I’m like that little middle that spins centripetal and cylindrical that you don’t even realize exists where they’re joined …..

centripetal...as in dat ho led me right to her centripetal and she need some lume

Good point . I done ran across some stankers that shoulda hopped into the full bubble bath with the extra soap detergent , fa shizzle , like the extra strength kind they use on elephants at Ringling Bros . or Barnum and Bailey’s …..

instead of choosing a simple washcloth during a 3 minute clean up . Bitch this ain’t a countertop ! You gotta get in there ! You just can’t gloss the shit over like it’s some Cliff’s notes with your un-studious ass . My God . Where in the world did it start that all these ladies get the reputation of being clean with the diligence ?

Cuz some of them skeezers be makin’ me plug up my nostril holes and airways with the cottonball bunny tails hangin’ out dem sumbitches ya heard ?

Cuz you know a little grime on the tire don’t stop it from rollin’….

Bro...you ain't kidding...

One time I was with this girl and we were getting busy and it was the first time I'd been with her so I thought I'd warm her up a bit and give her some of my action jackson...ya know, because I'm a certified black belt in tongue-fu....so I'm down there giving her my tongue lunges and nibblin' on the gobstopper and bam...she's a squiter...had no idea and she never hinted at it...but it wasn't that she was a squiter or nuttin' but that shit smelled like a 5 day ol' butcher shop after meat had been processed and left on the floor to rot....shit was so nasty I put a for sale sign on that land and shipped her off to the next realtor....not sure her land will ever pass inspection for escrow to close....

I mean, it's one thing to be a squitter but god damn put up a warning label so it's known....make a fucker sign a nondisclosure agreement or sumptin'...  

Damn you didn’t even get the chance to put her on “ all fore-closures “ …..