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Looking at a nice fine im going to have to pay. Im going to end up punishing myslf in my own way over this Proto. Any suggestions.

 
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Nash I find the Netflix movies to be a soothing way to take my mind off of my pitiful life, it is worth 10 a month.  Oh my you have tickled my funny bone because I have started to chuckle out loud.  I am imagining calling my local and telling him I want to bet 10 dollars a game.  I think he would just credit my account 10 dollars.

Guys I am hurting for money.  For this I am hating myself for being such a failure.  But what can I do?  I tell my wife I want to become an actor and move to Anaheim but she dismisses it.  I tell her that she is keeping me from earning a living.  We argue.  She makes me cry

Iwin we have to have a talk.  I know you are a good guy so it must have been a very evil man that you put the hurt on.  You put the hurt on real good Iwin.  Did you let out a rebel yell before you put the hurt on?  Maybe next time Iwin you can let out a rebel yell.  If I had the ability to put the hurt on, I would let out a rebel yell first.  However I can only caress, you see I am a lover not a fighter.  I can caress hourglass figure.  It makes me feel like I am worth my salt.

I enjoy shooting the dirt with you guys.

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Post 2 I apologize for taking up so much dam bandwidth.  I will send an apology letter to my cable company too.  Fuk me I am worthless leach.

Iwin don't punish yourself.  You have done nothing wrong.  Let me take your place.  Today I plan on double punishment for myself to take your place Iwin.  I will get some mean bees, angry bees in a frenzy, put them in a bag, and tape the bag around my neck.  I will do this in a fenced in yard full of pit bulls.  This will take your place Iwin.  You are worth it.

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Proto glad to see you back up top speed, Funny thing is my brothers boat is named Rebel Yel. funny as shit......so to hear you coin the phrase "rebel yel" is fantastic. Hopefully it can be as famous as "shooting the dirt"...

Next time i head up to see the family i will take a picture for you and share it with the forum. 

Iwin wassup OG triple gangster. You holding it down whilst in county .  Man i aint never going back to no fucking jail man. That shit sux......Glad to have you back in the troubled waters...



 
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 requesting a fly-by
 
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Proto...I need to confess...I was making a mad rush for a subway sandwich run this afternoon in between my betting and I accidently murdered one of yer brethren...I backed out of my driveway and felt a squishing noise followed by a loud pop...I thought my tire blew... I cursed out and went out for a look-see...next thing I see is a rather large squirrel with half its torso flattened like a fn pancake(I have a suburban)...poor bugger was still moving even though it no longer had a head...I felt really bad about  it so I took out my shovel and put him in bag for disposal...please forgive me!
 
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I was told there was some dirt-shooting going on in here.  Is that true?
 
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heaven isn't too far away
closer to it every day
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jfio626:

I was told there was some dirt-shooting going on in here.  Is that true?


no dirt shooting here. just walk away quietly now.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Post 2 I apologize for taking up so much dam bandwidth.  I will send an apology letter to my cable company too.  Fuk me I am worthless leach.

Iwin don't punish yourself.  You have done nothing wrong.  Let me take your place.  Today I plan on double punishment for myself to take your place Iwin.  I will get some mean bees, angry bees in a frenzy, put them in a bag, and tape the bag around my neck.  I will do this in a fenced in yard full of pit bulls.  This will take your place Iwin.  You are worth it.

Silent Lucidity

I easily = sodium less soul... because I am not worth my salt Proto. Today I saw this girl at the unemployment office. Her smile and carefree youth exhilarates me. I went to go talk to them and shoot the dirt until i noticed my embarrassing woody. I bit down on my lip as punishment. I cried out from the pain. It shocked the young girls. I feel like I stole their youth. I ran. I cried. Ooooo proto where art thou time for men like us. 
 
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Hi Proto, your recent posts moved me    to get another beer. Proto your dreams may broken but you must not allow yourself to wither away.While your pilot light is begining to flicker you still have life,as evidenced by your hankering for young box.And not just any ole box,your desire is the prime rib of snatch,chick fillet girls.Its heartning that you would not settle for the hideous lot at Taco Hell.Proto,you are being ground into a fine talc, C'MON MAN. It's time for a new deck and shuffle.

https://youtu.be/EuTzsi6WT6Q

 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

Proto...new day

ebb=mind control...he was imprisoned proto...for molesting

ebb has also spent time at the uhmm funny farm.

https://youtu.be/NJAfuqvpNyE

 
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Happy 420 Prote. Smoke some or listen to some groovy tunes. I will hopefully do both.
 
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Proto since you like myself you are connoisseur of late 90's gangster rap music. This is fairly new underground music that to me at least is reminiscent of the good ol days of rap music Murs Gods work. Proto what are your thoughts on Murs. If you like him you should check out the whole rhymesayers crew. Eyedea, Slug, Brother Ali, all very talented artists that view there work as art....

Proto lets get back to shooting some dirt 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

ebb has also spent time at the uhmm funny farm.

https://youtu.be/NJAfuqvpNyE

welcome back ebb...
 
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Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man
 
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I went to Subway today, and there was a young chick working behind the counter, absolutely SMOKING!!  I thought of you Proto cuz I almost had to go bang my peter in the bathroom stall, cuz I was having impure thoughts.
 
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Rebel Yell is from the Civil War!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

welcome back ebb...
  WATCH YOUR MOUTH MICHAELPAUL. I AM NOT THAT EVIL BASTARD. If i had mental telepathy i would use it for truth justice and the american way. Like if i knew they had half price apple pie and fireworks on sale at Safeway i'd alert my friends.Who knows maybe one of them would buy me scrumptious apple pie.I dont think that DEVIOUS SONABITCH EBB understands this KIND way of thinking.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man
You are not alone my friend.We know how you feel. https://youtu.be/9HXVcpYg7MU
 
 
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I feel this thread has saved lives
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