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being a part of this has lifted my spirits immensly and taught me how to love again. Hey there dopalicous
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Ok michaelpaul, now extend the olive branch to 1win,i'm sure he is receptive. Then we could all join hands and contemplate the future. Proto have the welts from the fireants subsided, also i hope you dont get mad deer disease.Has anyone heard from dytide, he was such a nice boy.
normally my retort to such a statement would be faak you both...but in reverance for Proto... I will refrain...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

normally my retort to such a statement would be faak you both...but in reverance for Proto... I will refrain...
It's ok buddy.I need to talk to you  I have been carrying a heavy burden as of late. Michaelpaul the other day in the box as those jackels were knawing on you like a piece of carrion, i wanted so desperetly to hep you. I had my finger cocked and was ready to strike the keypad when an overwhelming fear over came me.for i realized that if i did those vultures would be on my like a dead road squirrel. The best i could do was offer a hang tough.And you did michaelpaul you did!I have questioned my manhood since then.But now i'm thinking all you ever do is call me a biscuit MFer. Why should i care about you, answer me that.And Iwin has also been kind to you most of the time.I believe we are your only friends. You better start treating us better. Good Day sir.
 
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Ohhh biscuits ... if you only knew how confrontational michael is going to take your last paragraph. 
 
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People say this thread is dead?

Why in the fuck should it be dead. 
Is shootin the dirt ever really dead.
These peeps that take the time out 
to bash this thread should be
using that time to shoot the dirt
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

It's ok buddy.I need to talk to you  I have been carrying a heavy burden as of late. Michaelpaul the other day in the box as those jackels were knawing on you like a piece of carrion, i wanted so desperetly to hep you. I had my finger cocked and was ready to strike the keypad when an overwhelming fear over came me.for i realized that if i did those vultures would be on my like a dead road squirrel. The best i could do was offer a hang tough.And you did michaelpaul you did!I have questioned my manhood since then.But now i'm thinking all you ever do is call me a biscuit MFer. Why should i care about you, answer me that.And Iwin has also been kind to you most of the time.I believe we are your only friends. You better start treating us better. Good Day sir.
comical narrative...I really dont need any assistance metting out street justice though...I  am more then any match for those lowlifes...jealously eats at their souls...I have a bottle of man pills I can give you though...
 
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Michael you need to shoot the dirt a bit for once in here. Tell us a bit bout yaself
 
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In my life there's been heartache and pain

I don't know if I can face it again

Can't stop now, I've traveled so far

To change ths lonely life

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

In my life there's been heartache and pain

I don't know if I can face it again

Can't stop now, I've traveled so far

To change ths lonely life

My Man!! your'e a poet or a petty thief lol
 
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Hellfire yes! Tell us a little bout yourself. I'll do the same.I do have a question if i may? In that dungeon (spell check) they claimed you are a horrible handicapper of sporting events. Is that true, i dont believe it for one minute.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

MP and Iwin, yall need to lighten up and give each other a hug.  It's not worth it fellas.  Put some neosporin on the emotional wounds and move on.  I'm telling you life is too short.

I am finally back in my house after begging.  Believe it or not, I've never been ashamed to beg.  But I have been living in the wilderness the past few days.  I had to dig a trench in the ground, strip naked, and cover myself with dirt and leaves to keep cool during the day time.  I must say there is not much to do while in that position, but it cools down your body at least.

While I was laying in my trench and staring at the blue sky a memory of times gone past came to my head.  Just as I was in a trance and reminiscing, a deer came running by.  It didn't see my trench and trounced on my head and it made me furious.  The hoof landed in my mouth and I bit down as hard as I could.  The deer did not like this and started bucking like a bull with a man on it's back.  I did not relinquish my grip though.  I had his back right leg in my mouth, and was being slung around like a rag doll.  Short story short, I lost 5 teeth and 2 more are touch and go. 

After this ordeal I felt so bad for the deer.  He was just running in the woods, minding his own business, when a nitwit in a hole bit his fuking foot and wouldn't let go.  After seeing this from the deer's point of view I started to weep.  I gathered up all the ant beds in the area and poured them all in my trench.  I laid there for 4 hours, with the fire ants biting continuously.  I couldn't move so I tried screaming for help.  Luckily a deer hunter came by.  I don't think he understood the situation, but some people are just that dense.

Stormtroopers unite.  Into the battle we will ride.  If things go our way, we will take control of the minutemen.  This will be an arduous task, so be steadfast and bombastic.  In this effort you may be blindsided by an unannounced trouncing.  If so, remain strong and hold your ground.  For beyond the horizon awaits tranquility.

Live and Let Live
No Proto, tranquility is within your grasp.And i'm glad you aint without a home.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Hellfire yes! Tell us a little bout yourself. I'll do the same.I do have a question if i may? In that dungeon (spell check) they claimed you are a horrible handicapper of sporting events. Is that true, i dont believe it for one minute.
you seem to have a glimmer of intelligence...I have been here for over 4 years betting consistantly...if I was that bad as you say ...I would have quit a long time ago(those picks that I do are contest in wagerline only...I dont bet 50 games a night...lol)...If you are an alias of one of those mommy banging inbreeders in the box I would not waste my finger tapping a response... but since you asked so nicely...I am a decent enough tennis capper...my bread and butter...NFL then lastly ...NBA and MLB respectively...I like action on a game but want profit or I will pass if its iffy to me...we all like a sure thing but my gut is like spider sense even warning me to dislike a play that I love...I am not single like some of the college handjob in a sock pimple faced posters that seem to be littering covers like the plague so my time isnt all spent bashing but I do enjoy bitch slapping them on here for sure...I post plays ocassionally but found it to jinx me more often then not so I prefer to cash out quietly...dont need to be followed...I am a lone fn wolf...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

you seem to have a glimmer of intelligence...I have been here for over 4 years betting consistantly...if I was that bad as you say ...I would have quit a long time ago(those picks that I do are contest in wagerline only...I dont bet 50 games a night...lol)...If you are an alias of one of those mommy banging inbreeders in the box I would not waste my finger tapping a response... but since you asked so nicely...I am a decent enough tennis capper...my bread and butter...NFL then lastly ...NBA and MLB respectively...I like action on a game but want profit or I will pass if its iffy to me...we all like a sure thing but my gut is like spider sense even warning me to dislike a play that I love...I am not single like some of the college handjob in a sock pimple faced posters that seem to be littering covers like the plague so my time isnt all spent bashing but I do enjoy bitch slapping them on here for sure...I post plays ocassionally but found it to jinx me more often then not so I prefer to cash out quietly...dont need to be followed...I am a lone fn wolf...
Damn Pappy
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Damn Pappy
Christ i can see this is gonna take a while. I never said you were a bad capper. ever. Believe it or not i'm drinkingmoonshine as we speake  cut me a break.
 
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 It was ! win.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

you seem to have a glimmer of intelligence...I have been here for over 4 years betting consistantly...if I was that bad as you say ...I would have quit a long time ago(those picks that I do are contest in wagerline only...I dont bet 50 games a night...lol)...If you are an alias of one of those mommy banging inbreeders in the box I would not waste my finger tapping a response... but since you asked so nicely...I am a decent enough tennis capper...my bread and butter...NFL then lastly ...NBA and MLB respectively...I like action on a game but want profit or I will pass if its iffy to me...we all like a sure thing but my gut is like spider sense even warning me to dislike a play that I love...I am not single like some of the college handjob in a sock pimple faced posters that seem to be littering covers like the plague so my time isnt all spent bashing but I do enjoy bitch slapping them on here for sure...I post plays ocassionally but found it to jinx me more often then not so I prefer to cash out quietly...dont need to be followed...I am a lone fn wolf...
Me Too   NO SHIT   Lets Get  1Win    NO NO No  thats not right. Any way i pick fifty MLB games a day and have yet to wager on one  LOL
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

  HHMMNN? or humnn  or hyumn
 
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proto  i have 28.000  but you must eat   a can of worms  2 pounds of  grease  7 dead frogs then the money is yourslollll  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bodogjoe:

proto  i have 28.000  but you must eat   a can of worms  2 pounds of  grease  7 dead frogs then the money is yourslollll  
HHMM What the fucks wrong with you?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bodogjoe:

proto  i have 28.000  but you must eat   a can of worms  2 pounds of  grease  7 dead frogs then the money is yourslollll  
Im sorry   where are my manners  eat your own worms  and try a little shit on the side.
 
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Proto  you ever feel like

https://youtu.be/Kv3RWqFlvJs

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Me Too   NO SHIT   Lets Get  1Win    NO NO No  thats not right. Any way i pick fifty MLB games a day and have yet to wager on one  LOL
its called covers contests...on the top of the page...wow you are fn dense...even for an alias which I am 100 percent certain you are...maybe a nod can check yer IP address...
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

you seem to have a glimmer of intelligence...I have been here for over 4 years betting consistantly...if I was that bad as you say ...I would have quit a long time ago(those picks that I do are contest in wagerline only...I dont bet 50 games a night...lol)...If you are an alias of one of those mommy banging inbreeders in the box I would not waste my finger tapping a response... but since you asked so nicely...I am a decent enough tennis capper...my bread and butter...NFL then lastly ...NBA and MLB respectively...I like action on a game but want profit or I will pass if its iffy to me...we all like a sure thing but my gut is like spider sense even warning me to dislike a play that I love...I am not single like some of the college handjob in a sock pimple faced posters that seem to be littering covers like the plague so my time isnt all spent bashing but I do enjoy bitch slapping them on here for sure...I post plays ocassionally but found it to jinx me more often then not so I prefer to cash out quietly...dont need to be followed...I am a lone fn wolf...
I neversaid you was bad  nigga  and the only biscuits that have been on the internets gambling is me , i was on anotherbut then they got high panties wad and wanted 25 fucking bucks to hear the same shit i can hear for free. and then some  LOL LOL  shit i'm outta beer somebody's gonna pay
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