Posted:
#1676
If he is desperate for football money i'm afeared he could get into heap big trouble.
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Troubled Waters
Posted:
#1677
i can promise you guys that Ricardo and the rest of the squirrels laughed at Proto and only used him to learn our native tongue. proto the squirrels are the key to your advancement in life... they either join us or become shiska bobs over a campfire. The time is now.
Dopa we are seriously going to have to take this thread to the next level.....
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Posted:
#1678
we are going to all get internet jobs ....dopa im dead serious .. we need to start bringin in some revenue for Proto and his followers...
for the love of god we could become a nation one day... nothing but
Protonians as I would like to call us.... imagine the possiblities everyone..... we are one step away from a empire
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Posted:
#1679
You may be seated.
I have a dream today. A dream that would bring peace to this covers community, a divided community at best. We have those that accept Troubled Waters with open arms. Then we have those who look down upon, spit on, corrupt, and even verbally attack those of us dwelling here in Troubled Waters. I have a dream today my friends.
I am here today....... to share with you boys and girls (Tender Ronays)......... a dream I have. A dream in which, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of people who do not currently read Troubled Waters can sit down with the sons of those who do currently read Troubled Waters in a state of brotherhood. I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boys you may wonder where I have been for the past few days. Well first of all I have been warding off constant telepathic attacks by an unknown intruder of my telepathic airways. Ricardo and I are currently in the process of pinpointing this intruder, but he is a tough one to track. He goes through other people, like a proxy, over and over again, so we have to work backwards through many people in order to try to catch this evil person.
But that is just the beginning. I wouldn't tell just anybody this so please don't spread this around. Right after I wrote my last post here at covers, I heard a knock on my door. I opened it, and there stood a weird looking man. His lips didn't move but yet he spoke to me. He told me to step out to the yard. Telepathically I tried reaching Ricardo to see if it was safe to go outside. Somebody had cut the telepathic ties between me and Ricardo. So I stepped out into the yard.
Boys please take me seriously here. As soon as I stepped into the yard I was beamed up into a space ship. The G forces were outrageous as we flew off into outer space. They assaulted me, mentally and physically. They asked me how I acquired the ability to telepathically communicate. I told them that it was not my doing. EBB and Ricardo had started it with me so I learned to do it because they taught me. When I told them this, immediately I found myself back on my couch. I ran outside to look for Ricardo. The other squirrels told me Ricardo was taken by a beam of light. Boys he has not returned for days.
I can still telepathically communicate with an entity who I think is Ricardo, but it may be an imposter. As I said we are currently trying to track down the telepathic imposter. The ironic thing is that I may be working with a Ricardo imposter, trying to track down an imposter!
It's all a bit much to swallow I know. But for show and tell today I would like to present Olivia Newton John. She makes my knob throb. At least her 1980's version does.
Magic
I have a dream today. A dream that would bring peace to this covers community, a divided community at best. We have those that accept Troubled Waters with open arms. Then we have those who look down upon, spit on, corrupt, and even verbally attack those of us dwelling here in Troubled Waters. I have a dream today my friends.
I am here today....... to share with you boys and girls (Tender Ronays)......... a dream I have. A dream in which, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of people who do not currently read Troubled Waters can sit down with the sons of those who do currently read Troubled Waters in a state of brotherhood. I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boys you may wonder where I have been for the past few days. Well first of all I have been warding off constant telepathic attacks by an unknown intruder of my telepathic airways. Ricardo and I are currently in the process of pinpointing this intruder, but he is a tough one to track. He goes through other people, like a proxy, over and over again, so we have to work backwards through many people in order to try to catch this evil person.
But that is just the beginning. I wouldn't tell just anybody this so please don't spread this around. Right after I wrote my last post here at covers, I heard a knock on my door. I opened it, and there stood a weird looking man. His lips didn't move but yet he spoke to me. He told me to step out to the yard. Telepathically I tried reaching Ricardo to see if it was safe to go outside. Somebody had cut the telepathic ties between me and Ricardo. So I stepped out into the yard.
Boys please take me seriously here. As soon as I stepped into the yard I was beamed up into a space ship. The G forces were outrageous as we flew off into outer space. They assaulted me, mentally and physically. They asked me how I acquired the ability to telepathically communicate. I told them that it was not my doing. EBB and Ricardo had started it with me so I learned to do it because they taught me. When I told them this, immediately I found myself back on my couch. I ran outside to look for Ricardo. The other squirrels told me Ricardo was taken by a beam of light. Boys he has not returned for days.
I can still telepathically communicate with an entity who I think is Ricardo, but it may be an imposter. As I said we are currently trying to track down the telepathic imposter. The ironic thing is that I may be working with a Ricardo imposter, trying to track down an imposter!
It's all a bit much to swallow I know. But for show and tell today I would like to present Olivia Newton John. She makes my knob throb. At least her 1980's version does.
Magic
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Posted:
#1683
Let me make myself perfectly clear here. No matter what comes of TW, FAILURE WILL BE THE END RESULT. You can put every dime you own on that. With me, failure is always imminent and omnipresent. Never forget it. Just so you don't forget it, repeat it 1000 times. When you are done, 1000 more times. Ok now we are getting somewhere. Perhaps we made some progress. Or would that be impossible?
Ebony and Ivory
Ebony and Ivory
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Posted:
#1684
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
Let me make myself perfectly clear here. No matter what comes of TW, FAILURE WILL BE THE END RESULT. You can put every dime you own on that. With me, failure is always imminent and omnipresent. Never forget it. Just so you don't forget it, repeat it 1000 times. When you are done, 1000 more times. Ok now we are getting somewhere. Perhaps we made some progress. Or would that be impossible?
Ebony and Ivory
Let me make myself perfectly clear here. No matter what comes of TW, FAILURE WILL BE THE END RESULT. You can put every dime you own on that. With me, failure is always imminent and omnipresent. Never forget it. Just so you don't forget it, repeat it 1000 times. When you are done, 1000 more times. Ok now we are getting somewhere. Perhaps we made some progress. Or would that be impossible?
Ebony and Ivory
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Posted:
#1691
Fuk me, sweating balls here. Time for a re-up. Anyway, for today's lesson in the art of failure I would like to present Danny Black in a live performance, enhanced because he took ecstacy about an hour before he took stage here. Yes he is having multiple orgasms on stage. MDMA is one hell of a drug. Tell your kids to run from it. Or should we tell them to embrace it?
Symphonies Live
Symphonies Live
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Posted:
#1697
DARPA has been trying to interfere with telepathic consult for years, it seems they have honed onto your frequency Proto. It has happened to me 4 times now - you must have taken the pyramid lsd in the late 90's that altered your configuration, making you harder to track. I took it twice - negating the initial prime integer harmonizing of the beta waves. I can help you in resetting your betas, but the risk is not ever being able to connect with your squirrel. You can always go to a universal "passive" frequency, but that is only the path to doom. You will end up with a Prius, chewing Layers gum and listening to the "White Album" over and over again. I don't know why - it's in the music. If you want help, I will help you.
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Posted:
#1698
Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:
DARPA has been trying to interfere with telepathic consult for years, it seems they have honed onto your frequency Proto. It has happened to me 4 times now - you must have taken the pyramid lsd in the late 90's that altered your configuration, making you harder to track. I took it twice - negating the initial prime integer harmonizing of the beta waves. I can help you in resetting your betas, but the risk is not ever being able to connect with your squirrel. You can always go to a universal "passive" frequency, but that is only the path to doom. You will end up with a Prius, chewing Layers gum and listening to the "White Album" over and over again. I don't know why - it's in the music. If you want help, I will help you.
DARPA has been trying to interfere with telepathic consult for years, it seems they have honed onto your frequency Proto. It has happened to me 4 times now - you must have taken the pyramid lsd in the late 90's that altered your configuration, making you harder to track. I took it twice - negating the initial prime integer harmonizing of the beta waves. I can help you in resetting your betas, but the risk is not ever being able to connect with your squirrel. You can always go to a universal "passive" frequency, but that is only the path to doom. You will end up with a Prius, chewing Layers gum and listening to the "White Album" over and over again. I don't know why - it's in the music. If you want help, I will help you.
pyramids lasted till the late 90's. 
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"shoot the dirt some more" This way Proto will not worry about you.....
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